This might feel a little rushed. Not sure, myself. If so, I apologize for
it.
Also if you want to preread for this series, let me know, and I'll put you
on a list.
Well, I was originally a pre-reader for this series so I might as well try
to take up that role once again.
Thor and Raiden Present:
Lessons on Why It's Bad to Play With Electricity
Guest Lecturer: Ataru Moroboshi.
The blue carona of energy around Raiden faded as he drew nearer to his
sp: corona
Asgardian opponent. Instead, the glow of force moved from his body and
suggestion: glowing force
gathered around his hands while more electricity flowed from his eyes, a
suggestion: a sure sign that he was losing what tenuous control he had left
over his anger.
sign of his anger and his inability to fully control that emotion. "I
warned you never to set foot upon this island again, yet you have brazenly
suggestion: replace "this" with "my". It makes Raiden sound a lot more
possessive.
disregarded my warning, all but begging me to come. Well you have
succeeded. This trespass will not be forgiven. In years past we have
clashed, conceited one, without a clear victor. Now we shall have one last
duel and show these mortals that even a god may die."
"But I'm not a pervert!" Thor shouted to herself.
That's what she thinks. Wait till Thor's lusty nature kicks in and we'll see
what she says about that.
"Hah! I am more powerful than you after all. You're already finished."
Raiden paused a moment to laugh at his fallen opponent's state.
An uru mallet flew forth from the wreckage of the car, sailing through the
air leaving a trail of energy as its head glowed a dull orange full of
power. There was the sound of thunder as the hammer struck Raiden full in
the chest, driving him back into the wall of a nearby store and through
it.
That's why you shoulder be nice to big, blonde goddesses with huge hammers.
I wonder if Akane will rename Mjolnir as "Baka-Smiter"?
"Finished by you? Mayhap when icicles ornament Surtur's fiery realm." The
hammer flew back through the air to its mistress. Thor stood proudly,
enjoying her handiwork for a moment before advancing towards the fallen
man.
God.
"Only if there are other gods from thy pantheon about to join thy side."
Like Amatersu and Sansoo-wo. Although in Thor's case Uzume or Benten should
be more useful.
"Do not mistake foolishness for bravery, nor wisdom for cowardice." Thor
Or you could have Thor show an uncharacteristic moment of insight by
quoting, "the mountain never learned to step aside."
brought Mjournir into the pavement, causing a shockwave that shattered
even
more of the street into rubble and knocked Raiden off his feet. His grip
on
one of the shafts was loosened, and it went flying well out of reach. Once
out of contact with the Japanese deity, it dissipated in the air.
suggestion: dissipated into thin air.
Cloaked in shadows nearby, Xellos found himself agreeing with the Goddess
of Thunder. It had been his dearest hope that Raiden, whom he had warned
of
Thor's presence through an anonymous document delivered to his castle in
Document? I never know that Raiden had an office. Who's his secretary?
From: Unknown@itsasecret.com
To: Raiden@kami.heaven.immortals.com
Subject: Travesty.
Your divine personage might find it interesting to know that the foul Norse
God of Thunder has once-again stepped onto our lands in a clear challenge of
thine might.
the realm above, would prove more than sufficient to finish off Thor.
After
all, was not the Japanese god fighting within the lands where he had been
worshiped? Surely upon his native soil he would be at his most powerful
and
would easily finish off the Asgardian, but instead the buffoon was
managing
to lose despite the advantage. Still, perhaps the blame did not lay at the
Japanese deity's feet. Could it be Thor was more powerful than before,
thanks somehow to the lame mortal he was connected to?
The diversion distracted Thor and allowed Raiden a chance to recover.
Seeing the opportunity before him, Raiden shifted the godly energy within
his body, causing a blue aura to form around him once again. Mentally
forcing the energy from him, Raiden shot forward and into the air, defying
gravity as his body flew parallel with the ground like a living shaft of
lightening,
sp: lightning.
Doesn't this move remind you of M Bison's Psycho Crusher? Looks like Thunder
Toes been taking Street Fighter Lessons.
Thor had only managed to tear a couple of the tentacles from the ground
when Raiden's powerful attack struck her squarely in the jaw. What she had
been unable to accomplish yet with her strength, the force of the blow did
as her form was broken free from the tentacles grasp and sent sailing
through the air just as far as Raiden had flown earlier from the results
of
her hammer strike.
"Now who is forced to coo?" Raiden rushed forward again to take on his
opponent in hand-to-hand combat once more.
Hand-to-hammer
Xellos' hand began to give off a yellow glow as he prepared a particularly
vicious spell that would cause Thor's body to be wracked with intense pain
for several moments, when an arrow struck the ground in front of him. The
instant the head of the shaft made contact with the pavement, it exploded
in fury, knocking the sorcerer off his feet and disrupting his spell.
Xellos was quick to recover as he shot to his feet, a look of naked rage
upon his features. "Who dares interfere with me?"
Never seen Xellos angry before.
Just as Xellos was about to unleash the bolt, a large circular disk
crashed
into his wrist, nearly breaking it and causing the blast to fly up into
the
rainy skies. Xellos looked in the direction the weapon had come from. "Now
who dares interfere?!"
"Interfering in a fair fight is evil. For love and justice, I'm the
sailor-suited warrior Sailor Moon. In the name of the Moon, I will punish
you!"
> The disc whirled through the air and returned to its owner's hand. "The
guy
who's going to kick your butt, you squinty-eyed jerk."
"Big Bro was in one of his moods and didn't want to come. If you had
dragged him here, he'd have probably ripped your arms off for trying to
force him to bend to your will," Ulos explained. "But don't worry about
it.
I'm almost as strong as my brother, and a little faster in the head, if
you
know what I mean."
Xellos seemed to consider that. "True. Ulik is nearly as thick as the
ground that he lives under. How do you feel about killing mortals?"
In response, Ulos pulled out a set of huge metal knuckles from a pocket on
his vest. He put them on, then beat them together, producing a shower of
sparks and a resounding ring that was loud enough to be heard over the
peals of thunder. "Would you like them dismembered, pulverized, or torn in
half?"
Somehow, I was hoping for Tolkien's Balrog. Any chance for a cameo?
"Oh boy," Bucky moaned as she prepared herself for yet another titanic
battle against a huge and very powerful foe. And to make matters worse,
his
breath smelled ten times worse than the Hulk's.
Troll Secret Attack: Infernal Haliotosis!
Xellos watched in disgust as the red-haired girl punched Ulos in the jaw
again. The battle was going poorly for the troll. He might have been
lighter and faster than his brother, but his speed was nothing compared to
that of the mortal girl. She was bouncing around faster than a hungry
Volstagg looking for food, or Amelia on a sugar rush. And the few times
Ulos managed to get close enough to land a blow, the girl's shield would
block the blow, the piece of metal somehow withstanding the raw power
unleashed by the troll. So much for the Ulos, the Pretty Damn Powerful.
the Pretty Damn Powerful but also Rather Slow.
The words sent Raiden's mind racing. There was a trick he had learned,
from
a mortal mage of all people, that enabled him to see auras. Narrowing his
vision, Raiden squinted at the obviously mortal girl and saw the multitude
of auras that surrounded her. After a moment's pondering, he thought he
figured out what had happened and smiled inwardly. This was going to be
good. Shifting his vision back into its normal spectrum, he approached the
girl with a slow but steady stride.
Uh oh. This is BAD.
Sif's blade remained where it was. "Thou dost know the All Father's edict
that none of the Realm might interfere in the current matter involving
Thor. Any who do would find themselves in direct violation of that order
and would be punished most severely. Even those that are considered of
royal blood, Lo-"
Loki is Xellos? Well, it fits.
"One question."
"Which way is home?"
There was true curiosity in Xellos' voice as he asked, "Why did you choose
to interfere now and save Thor's life when he so unceremoniously dumped
you
without a second thought all those years ago? One would think you would
want to see the oaf get his comeuppance."
"He still owes me five bucks from bowling night."
Xellos' gave a sad shake of his head, and for once seemed genuine in his
emotion. "Such ridiculous sentimentality. It pleases me that I have never
fallen for this detrimental feeling others term love. It gets them into
far
more trouble than I ever could, even at my best." With that declaration,
Xellos turned back to the glowing gateway and vanished inside, the portal
collapsing after him.
Hmm, Xellos/Loki falling for Nabiki....... Has potential, ne?
"When I get my hands on you, mortal, I'll show you foul odor when I force
you to eat your own dung! Ow!" Ulos shouted again as Bucky darted in again
and struck him in the nose with her fist. The fortieth time she had done
so
without him laying a hand on her. The few times he came close with his
attacks, the damnable little gnat kept blocking it with her shield, which
refused to give under his blows. What was the thing made of anyway?
Akane's bento lunch, no da.
The part that still had a bunch of live wires that had been ripped open..
Ulos was shocked for nearly ten seconds before his body jerked hard enough
to break the connection. He stood up, then stated boldly, "That didn't
hurt."
A thrown shield struck him right in the face.
"That did." Ulos's eyes crossed.
Heh, nice Kuno referance here.
The redhead connected with a mighty roundhouse right to Ulos' jaw. Much to
her amazement, the troll stood there. He laughed, then fell face forward
to
the ground.
Or maybe a Mikado Sanzenin.
"Yeah!" Bucky gave a 'V for Victory' sign with her fingers as she stood
over her fallen foe. A clean victory. It felt good. Real good, especially
with how miserably her fight with the Hulk went. The five idiots in the
masks she could have taken if Nabiki hadn't...
Oops. Looks like Ranma forgot all about the rest of the troupe.
Just as he was about to get up and arrange flight reservations, Hercules
eyed several shapely forms saunter down the beach, one of the vixens
lowering her sunglasses as she walked past, obviously basking in his godly
presence. As he got up, he decided he would visit Japan once he was done
with a few more parties. Then he could meet his old comrade-in-arms and
they could renew their association once again. There was such a thing as
priorities, after all. But soon he would head out for that little island
in
the Pacific.
I wonder what he will make out of the newly female Thor? Hint, hint.
Regards,
Mechamorph