Mighty Mite
A Sailor Moon/Pinky and the Brain Crossover
by C-Dogg
<This story takes place after Zoicite's death while Queen Beryl is trying to
brainwash Mamoru.
A hideous "lady" by the name of Queen Beryl sat at her throne. Assembled
was an enormous group of unidentifiable shadows gathered at a safe distance.
Kunzite was having a conference with Beryl when suddenly...
"Out of my way you imprudent waist of black ink," came a voice from the
crowd. A small white mouse with an enormous head was pushing through the
crowd. Beryl and Kunzite paid the voice no mind. The mouse continued to make
his way through the crowd.
"So," said Kunzite. "in conclusion, the...."
"Ahem."
"Who said that?" questioned Beryl.
"I don't know," answered Kunzite.
Beryl looked to Kunzite's left. Then to his right. Then above him. She
stared at the crowd. The crowd pointed in her direction. Beryl got up and
stepped on the source of the voice.
"Oof!"
Beryl walked to the back of her throne, oofing on each step. No one was
there. Beryl was losing her patience.
"Where is that voice!?" she demanded. The crowd pointed to her shoe.
Beryl sat down and took off the shoe. There, on the bottom, she saw a
flattened small white mouse with a large head.
Beryl lifted the mouse by the tail and flung him like a whip, whipping
him back into shape.
"Thank you," said the mouse. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am The
Brain."
"And your point is....," said Kunzite.
"Quiet!" snapped Beryl. "And your point is....,"
"I will succeed where all the 'ites failed. I will suck the energy out
of all the inhabitants of the Earth, animal and plant, for the Dark Kingdom.
"What makes you so sure you'll suceed?" questioned Beryl. "The 'ites
were a lot bigger than you were and they failed miserably."
"Ah," said Brain, "Let me show you." Brain, in average cartoon fashion,
reached behind his back and pulled out a remote control with a giant red
button.
"Where did that come from?" asked Kunzite
Brain pressed the button and giant headless suit with huge hands and
feet walked through the crowd. Another white mouse was in the the coat
pocket. "Hey Brain," it called, waving its hand in the air.
"Allow me to introduce my associate, Pinky," said Brain. "This suit
gives me the power of all the 'ites combined multipled three times. Let me
demonstrate." Bain climbed into the suit's head, raised the hand and smacked
Kunzite as hard as he could. Kunzite flew through the air and through a brick
wall leaving a hole the size and shape of his body.
"Very impressive," said Beryl.
Kunzite crawled out of the hole. "I'll get you for that," he
threatened. Kunzite held up his hand menacingly. A brick fell on his head and
he collapsed.
Brain continued. "I also have the parts for a BAM that will suck any
and all energy out of all living things on the planet in three minutes. The
problem is that Pinky and I are to small to assemble it and my man-suit is
too bulky to accomplish certain tasks. But I have a plan."
"First I have a couple of questions to ask you," Beryl interupted.
"First, what does BAM stand for?"
"Oh it stands for Big Ass Machine."
"Now, I've seen a few episodes of your show. How can a mouse as smart
as you forget how to build a machine?"
"I'm not really an extremely smart mouse, I just play one on TV."
"Ok, continue."
"A member of the Sailor Senshi is extremely smart. The one named Sailor
Mercury. Now if I can coax her into building the machine for me, we can use
it and destroy the world. Don't worry about her discovering the whereabouts
of the Dark Kingdom. I operate in a place called Acme Labs."
"Excellent. You're in ." said Beryl.
"Yyyes!" said Brain.
"Why do you want to work here? Your show is very successful."
questioned Beryl.
"I tell you, Beryl," Brain answered "I can't go on working there. All
those episodes and, not only can I not take over the world, I get humiliated
in every episode."RINNNG.....RINNNNG "Excuse me," said Brain He pulled a cell
phone out of the suit's pocket. "Hello? Oh, hi James. How's my favorite agent
doing today... They are?... Right now?... So they can see me?... They can't
be upset, it, it's just a cameo appearance!... They what?... My contract?...
I can't believe it!... Yeah I guess you're right, but it may not work out
here. ... OK bye." Brain hung up the phone.
"What was that all about?" asked Beryl.
"Warner Brothers is upset that I appeared on another show without
their permission, so they canceled my contract and fired me," said Brain
glumly.
"That's too bad," said Beryl. "Oh, not to worry you or anything, but
you only have one chance to destroy the senshi and get the Dark Kingdom the
energy it needs."
"One chance!"
"Yes, just one. I should have a stronger warrior by tommorrow and you
may be of no use to me if you can't succeed. Kunzite, come."
Kunzite walked over to Beryl. "Yes, your majesty?"
"Go get Brain, his associate, and his 'man-suit' the official Dark
Kingdom uniform." she ordered.
"Yes Queen Beryl. Follow me, Brain." The two left the room.
<cut to the park
"I never thought you would be game for this," Usagi said.
"Well," said Ami "I been have studying a lot. It should be nice to
actually meet someone."
"Remember, Akuji is the one wth brown hair. He's for you. Hotiro's the
one with black hair. He's mine" Usagi reminded Ami.
"Okay."
"Look, there they are," Usagi said pointing across the pond. "Hey,
guys!" she called.
"Hey Usagi," they called back.
<Cut to a closed down Acme Labs. The windows, doors, and skylight are all
boarded up.
"Brain, are you sure we should be here?" asked Pinky. "Trespassing is
illegal, you know."
"Of course," Brain answered. "Now that the lab is closed down, no one
would expect to look for us here."
"Oh, okay. But why are you working for Queen Beryl? I thought you
wanted to take over the world yourself."
"Pinky, how many times do I have to tell you. Why conquer one world
which may be destroyed if the Dark Kingdom suceeds when I can take over the
Dark Kingdom itself and conquer the universe?"
"How will you defeat Beryl?"
"Aren't you the questioning one today. The mineral beryl is made up of
a specific kind of chemical composition, 3 parts Be, 2 parts Al, 6 parts Si,
and 1 part O. If we make a mineral 1 parts Be, 6 parts Al, 2 parts Si, and 3
parts O and melt it down, we'll have an anti-beryl solution that will kill
her!"
"I get it, Brain." Pinky spoke up. "We'll kill her with alphabet soup
!" Brain bopped Pinky on the head. Pinky laughed.
"Brilliant plan." Pinky said. "No, wait. Beryl isn't the head of the
Dark Kingdom. How will we get rid of everyone else?"
Brain was amazed that Pinky had found a flaw in his plan. "We'll worry
about that when the time comes," he answered. "Right now, we need to devise a
plan to kidnap Sailor Mercury.
<cut back to the park. A conversation between Usagi, Ami, Hotiro, and Akuji
"...straight A's and an I.Q. of 300. What about you?" Ami said
"^_^; Pretty much the same." Akuji answered.
Brain materializes on the other side of the pond, in classic Dark
Kingdom fashion. He is in his man-suit and it is wearing the official uniform
of his evil orginization. Pinky is on his shoulder.
"Do you see any good hostages, Pinky?" Brain said.
Pinky scanned the area. "How about those two?" Pinky pointed to Hotiro
and Akuji.
"Excellent choice," Brain remarked. "Hold on, Pinky."
Brain jumped across the pond and landed in front of Usagi, Hotiro, Ami,
Akuji. The four started laughing.
"What's so funny?" asked Brain.
Usagi pointed. "Your head!"
Pinky started laughing. "Pinky," Brain started, "I thought you were my
friend?"
"I am, Brain, but you do look funny!" answered Pinky.
"No matter. Which of you two young men want to be my hostage?" Brain
asked.
Hotiro spoke up. "You're kidding, right?"
A bazooka appeared in Brain's hand {I know it's kinda overkill but oh
well}. "Do I look like I'm kidding?"
Brain fired a shot at the group's feet, making a huge crater. The blast
blew Usagi and Ami into the pond. Hotiro fell into the crater and bumped his
head, knocking him unconscious. Only Akuji was left standing. He charged
Brain. Brain grabbed him by his throat and threw a yellow powder in his face.
Akuji fell asleep. Brain, still holding Akuji, teleported back to Acme Labs.
"AKUJI!" Ami yelled. She pulled out her communicator. "Minako, are you
there?"
"Yes," Minako answered. "What's wrong?"
"Some new Dark Kingdom villan kidnapped Akuji. Call Makoto and Rei and
tell them to meet Usagi and me here."
<cut to Acme Labs. Akuji is tied to a chair. Pinky is trying to explain to
him the difference between the "words" narf, poit, zort, and all the other
unintelligible things he says on a daily basis. >
"YYYes!" said Brain. "Now all we have to do is lure the Sailor Senshi
into the park and kidnap Sailor Mercury.
"Oh I get it now," Akuji told Pinky. "You say 'narf' when you....."
"Excuse me, gentlemen," Brain interupted, "but as much I hate to put an
end this meaningful conversation, we really must go." Brain threw more sleep
powder in Akuji's face and Akuji fell asleep. Brain then jumped in the
man-suit, untied Akuji, and hung him over his shoulder. "Come, Pinky. We must
go to the park to fight the Senshi."
"What makes you so sure that they'll be in the park?" Pinky inquired.
"Because the writer is setting it there." Brain answered.
"Oh," Pinky said. "Well I guess I can't argue with that."
<cut back to the park. Our four heroines are in the park, already
transformed, waiting for Brain to arrive.
"Are you sure they're going to be here?" Makoto asked.
"They have to come. The writer set the story here." Rei answered.
"Oh. Can't argue with that," Makoto said.
Brain materialized in the park, holding Akuji upside down by the legs.
"Sailor Mercury," Brain started, "you will come with me."
"And what if I don't?" Mercury asked.
"Then I make a wish with Akuji here." Brain started to open Akuji's
legs.
Okay, okay. I'll go." Sailor Mercury agreed. "But don't hurt him."
"Gee, Brain. How did you know that would work?" Pinky asked.
"Easy. Have you ever seen a hero or heroine willingly let an innocent
bystander get hurt?"
Brain threw sleeping powder in Sailor Mercury's face. She fell to the
ground. Brain picked her up and teleported back to Acme Labs.
"That was quick." Usagi said.
<cut back to Acme Labs. Akuji is tied up again and still asleep. Sailor
Mercury is asleep on the floor.
Cold water splashed in Saior Mercury's face. She sat up, coughing.
"Wake up, sleepy head," Brain said. "I didn't bring you here for
nothing."
"What do you want?" Mercury asked.
"I need you to put this machine together for me," Brain said, motioning
to the machine parts laying on the ground.
"What does it do?" the young girl inquired.
"That's not important." Brain snapped, "The blueprints are on the table
and all the tools you need should be by the machine. Now get to work."
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<three hours later >
"There. It's done." Sailor Mercury said to Brain. The enormous machine
filled half of the available space in the lab.
"YYYes!" Brain said triumphantly.
Pinky walked over to where Brain was standing.
"I took the liberty of making a few modifications on the machine."
"What kind of modifications?" Pinky asked.
"Let me show you." Mercury pushed a red button. Three mechanical arms
came out of the machine.
"What do they do?" Brain asked.
The arms began firing lasers at Brain and Pinky. "AHHHHHHHH!" they
screamed. Mercury pressed the button again. The arms stopped firing lasers
and receded back into the machine. Brain and pinky fell to the ground,
charred from the laser fire.
"That's not fair!" Pinky cried, "You cheated!"
"Never trust a good girl to do a bad girl's job." Sailor Mercury told
them.
"Oh no!" Brain exclaimed. "My suit is starting to heat up!" The suit
got hotter and hotter and hotter until it finally exolded. Brain was blasted
into the air. He flew through the boarded skylight leaving a hole the shape
of his body, screaming all the way. The screams faded away but started to
get louder and closer. Brain crashed through the skylight again leaving
another hole the shape of his body. Sailor Mercury caught him.
"Your flight and take off were excellent but you need to work on your
landings," she joked. She picked up Pinky and placed the two mice back in
their cage.
"NOOOOOOO, not again!" Brain said.
Mercury took out her communicator. "Venus, tell the others to meet me
at Acme Labs. I've put an end to this Brain menace."
"Okay, I'll get right on it." Venus said.
A few minutes later, the rest of the Senshi were at Acme Labs.
"Stand back everyone," Jupiter warned. "JUPITER THUNDER CRASH!" A
lightning bolt flew through the air and blasted the machine to pieces.
"NOOOOOOO, not my machine!"
"Well I guess that's it," Sailor Moon said.
Suddenly, Kunzite appeared. The Senshi got ready to fight.
"I'm not here to fight today, girls. Beryl sent me with a message for
Brain. Brain, you're fired." Kunzite left after giving Brain the message.
"NOOOOOOO, not my job!"
The Senshi left the lab.
"Come Pinky. We must plan for tommorow night." Brain said.
"What are we going to do tommorow night?" Pinky asked.
"The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!"
"Wait Brain, we don't have a job anymore."
"Oh that's right. I guess I'll have to call Warner Brothers and beg for
our jobs back."
<one phone call later >
"Okay I did it Pinky. We got our jobs back." Brain said.
"Yay!" said Pinky, "So we'll still be a pair?"
"Not exactly. They didn't say who but a character from Tiny Toons just
got fired because of several animal rights complaints. We'll still be able to
take over the world but we will have to live with that person. They should be
here to pick us up soon.
"That's fine with me." Pinky said.
Suddenly, the front door was busted down. A figure emerged from the
doorway.
"Aren't you the two cutest little mousie-wousies I've ever seen!"
Elmyra exclaimed.
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
They're Pinky, Elmyra and the
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain.
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