Hey! I posted one and here it is again and a few
others as well:
Day - 790
Konatsu sat down and sighed. All this time and his
stepfamily really had been right. She WAS a girl.
Day - 800
For perhaps the thousandth time since catching the
virus he found himself stretching and warming up for
another attempt what he had been told many times was
impossible. After perhaps fifteen minutes he walked
into the bathroom stared into the mirror, planned his
attack, and splashed himself with a glass of water.
Then Mikado Sanzenin desperately attempted to kiss
himself.
Day - 900
A maniacal gleam entered Ukyou's eyes as he
examined herself in the mirror.
"Why didn't I think of this before?" She asked
herself outloud. ~Because there's an even chance
he'll blow a gasket?~ If this worked she was going to
have to thank Akane...she paused for a moment.
"Wow, the difference that a year can make," Ukyou
said. "Me going to Akane for relationship advice,
sheesh. Anyway, time to do this." She walked into
the lounge of her restaurant's living section,
carrying a glass of water. And dumped its contents on
the occupant.
"Hey, what did you do that fo..uh," Ryouga-chan
paused mid yell, almost choking. She noticed several
things, he wasn't wearing a shirt, he was a He, and He
was giving her the Look. "Uh...uh...uh..."
~Well at least he's not fainting,~ Ukyou told
herself. She began to explain herself slowly in what
she hoped was a soothing voice. "Well you see,
Ryo-chan, I was hoping for a little fun by this time.
And since everytime I make a move as female you pass
out, I thought that maybe..."
"Erk..."
*Commentary: I'm a Ryouga/Ukyou fan...deal with it...*
Day - 935
"Oh my, you have beaten my champion," Akari said.
"Father says that only the man that beats Katsunishiki
is worthy to marry me..."
"Is you not chasing pig-boy?" Shampoo demanded.
"Got tired of nose-bleeds," Akari answered with a
sigh. "Too bad I wasn't as imaginative as that Kuonji
person."
"But Shampoo is not man!" Shampoo shouted trying
to deny the visual evidence.
"Is there a difference any more?" Akari asked
seriously.
Day - 980 a rejoining of branches.
"Yohko!!" the demon-hunter turned to face her
grandmoth...err father with an annoyed glare. "How
can you date that...PERSON!?!"
"Hey, he's cool once you get to know him," Yohko
shrugged. "Besides, he's survived longer than any of
my other boyfriends, and unlike the rest of them, he
can actually fight as well as I can."
"That's not the point," Matoko shouted.
"Oh give it up, Grandma," Yohko snorted. "I'm not
dumping Iako, and that's that."
*Yohko and Iako are identical third or fourth cousins,
that's pretty far into the safe range for
relationships.*
Day - 1200 a traditional Juraian two spouse marriage
"They're back," Sasami cheered as he saw the
honeymooners appear at the top of stairs. With the
rain outside he didn't really want to bother with
changing back, chances were she'd just change back to
a boy anyway.
"Okay everybody get ready," Nobuyuki whispered as
they all found hiding places. A short time later
Tenchi-chan and Ayeka-otoko walked inside a little
ahead a yawning Ryoko.
"Surprise!! Welcome back!"
"Is all this for us?" Tenchi-chan asked.
"Oh what a wonderful surprise!" Ayeka-otoko
declared.
"Yeah," Ryoko yawned. "Thanks guys."
"Um...Ryoko, you look kind of tired," Sasami noted.
"Are you feeling okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine," Ryoko blinked and yawned again.
"We're all a little tired, Sasami," Ayeka said,
with a demure blush that would have suited him better
as a female.
"We, uh, didn't get much sleep," Tenchi admitted.
"Yeah, but Ryoko is asleep on her feet," Sasami
noted. All three newlyweds blushed at this.
"She's the only one of the three of them that's
female all the time," Mihoshi piped up suddenly.
"Ohhh...." Sasami said, blushing as well. "Never
mind."
"What are you all looking at!!" Ayeka demanded.
Year AC - 195
"MEDIC!!" the woman shouted, angrily. "What are
you doing in this battle!? YOU'RE A MEDIC!! You
job is to stay behind and put people back together!!
Now GET out of my way! I have mobile dolls to
destroy!!"
"Hey, WuFei," someone else shouted of the radio.
"I think the name is 'Sally', not 'Medic'."
"QUIET!! He has no place in full battle!!"
"Don't worry about it, Duo" a masculine voice
broadcast. "I don't think Wufei knows how to do
anything but insult people."
"Oh...I thought he was just uncomfortable about
the pole up her..."
"AAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
*yes I know medics are often in battle, but I'm sure
Wufei would come up with something like that in
place of the usual "Woman" comment.*
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"Caffeinated Kender? What's that, a berserk spell?" -
Tribble, Kender Warrior of the Celestial Kingdom
Signed
He of Too Many Names (Thrythlind/Thryth/Luke/Hyperbole/Pika/Pooka)
http://members.aol.com/thrythlind/snake.html
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