Scenes you won't see in Sailor Moon: Sailor Stars
Warning: Spoilers are contained within, so if you didn't want to know
that Sailor Moon defeats Sailor Galaxia then... oops.
Caution: This is very... not serious.
Note: Sailor Moon, and any other series I manage to throw in here
aren't owned by me.. if they were I wouldn't be living in Florida.
Scene one, just after everyone comes back to life in the final
episode:
"Now is our happiest moment, isn't it Haruka," Michiru said as
she gazed up at the night sky.
"Yes," Haruka responded. Setsuna snorted and turned her head
away.
A concerned Haruka looked at her, "Is something wrong?" Behind
them the door to the school opened and the inner senshi walked out.
Setsuna didn't say anything so Haruka put her hand on Setsuna's
shoulder. Setsuna shruged the hand off. "What? What's eating you
Setsuna?"
"I can't believe you killed me," Setsuna said with a scowl.
"What?" Haruka asked in shock.
"You heard me, it's not like you did it by accident. You killed
me on purpose."
Walking up behind them Rei said, "She what?"
"She killed me, Hotaru too."
"It's not like we had a choice," Michiru said, putting her arm
around Haruka.
"I can understand killing Setsuna, but how could you kill
Hotaru?"
Setsuna glared at "What's that supposed to mean?"
"Well, you always seem to pop up with bad news, but Hotaru is
just a small girl."
"That's still no reason to kill me," Setsuna said. "And she can
blow up the planet," she mumbled under her breath.
"Look, I'm sorry I killed you" Haruka yelled, "at least you came
back."
Hotaru started to sniffle. Usagi put her arm around the smaller
girl, "look, you made her cry."
Haruka threw her hands up in disgust, "That's it, I'm leaving."
She slipped into the driver's seat and started the car. Michiru
hopped into the seat next to her.
Setsuna jumped off the car and said, "Don't kill anyone else
tonight."
"Shut up," Haruka retorted and then drove off.
Scene two, the battle with Neherenia:
"Stop! Stop! Stop!" Neherenia screamed and threw Usagi against
a wall. She covered her face with her hands, "Don't look at me with
those sympathetic eyes! Dislike me! Hate me!"
Usagi looked at the floor, tears forming in her eyes.
She was about to speak when she was startled by the squeaky
voice of an old man, "Aww, you're too pretty to hate, let Uncle Happi
cheer you up." Neherenia looked down at the withered old man that
had attached himself to her breasts. Happosai smiled up at her and
she screamed as she tried to pry him off. He leaped off, taking
her top with him, and attached himself to Usagi, "What's your name
cutie?" She jumped up screaming and tripped over her feet, landing
face first on the floor.
Happosai squirmed his way out from under Usagi and looked back
at Neherenia who was vainly trying to cover herself. "Sweet-o,"
he said as he launched himself at her. Neherenia screamed and waved
her hand around. The room was filled with the sound of tinkling
glass as the mirrors containing the senshi shattered. Happosai
took one look at the assembled sailor suited warriors, or more
accurately at their short skirts and skintight costumes and attached
himself to Sailor Pluto. He dodged Pluto's fist and started hopping
from one beribboned bosom to the next.
Neherenia took advantage of the confusion to get next to Usagi.
"Moon Princess," she said, "I propose a truce to wipe out that
creature."
Usagi nodded then called out, "You evil pervert, in the name of
the moon, and women everywhere, we will punish you. Get him guys!"
And the sounds of 9 magical girls and one deranged, mirror-loving
princess trying to stomp a perverted martial artist faded into the
night.
Scene three, during the battle with Galaxia, before the Inner Senshi
get shot:
Galaxia stepped down from her golden throne and leveled a glare
at Sailor Moon, "I was thinking of having fun by hurting you, but
you'll regret that you talked to me that way." She threw her hands
up and prepared to attack when she was interrupted by a soft white
light as another woman appeared.
Everyone stared at the newcomer in shock, she wore ornate robes
and had blue hair flowing down her back, There were two small circles
on her forehead and a small frown on her face. "So you have been
causing this planet all of this trouble. I'm afraid I'll have to ask
you to stop."
"What" Galaxia spluttered, "you can't tell me what to do, I'm
the ruler of the galaxy. Who are you?"
"My name is Tsunami." Tsunami paused as if listening to a far
off voice. "And I'm afraid that you only control fifteen percent
of the galaxy."
"What? They told me eighty... nevermind. I'll just take your
star seed as well." Galaxia glowed with a golden light and shot
energy beams at Tsunami. Sailor Moon tensed to save the newcomer,
but before she could move Tsunami held up her hand and the beams ran
into a wing shaped shield and disappeared.
"That wasn't very nice. Now I have some family on this planet
and I can't let you destroy it so I'm going to have to ask you to
leave." Everyone stared at her in shock. "Oh, and I'm afraid that
you'll have to return the life energy of the two people you stole
it from."
"No one tells me what to do," Galaxia snarled. She fired more
energy beams but these met the same fate as the first.
Tsunami sighed, "I was hoping it wouldn't come to this." With
a snap of her fingers both Tsunami and Galaxia vanished.
Mars turned to Sailor Moon and Chibi-Chibi, "Did we just win?"
Sailor Moon looked at her friend and said, "I don't know."
Chibi-Chibi nodded sagely and said, "Chibi."
Thanks to Diese for giving it a once over. Any comments, ect. to
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