Hmm well her it is a first fic. ive asked for a lot of fics, requested abunch, and now i feel like it is my turn to add the the great pile of fanffiction that is out there. This fic (if you could call it that) is mroe a letter then an actuall story. I got the idea of this fic fomr to much caffiene, dellusions, to many akane-ranma fics (MAN CHOOSE SOMETHING ELSE!) and a memory of the great but not finished fic The leased oyu can do by Jeffrey 'One Shot' Wong. well, tell me how you like it, should i keep writing or stay silent after this? its upt o you! hope you like it! private replies only!
~Peoples of the FFML~
OK people. I am tired of fanfic authors
putting me in strange situations with
strange people. I am going to settle it
right here. I Ranma Saotome shall tell
you how it really happened. First of all,
I do not marry Akane! She is a psycho bitch
form mallet land who doesn�t want to do
anything but insult me and feed me toxic
sludge that could be used in bio-warfare.
Akane is cute and all but no, she is to
mean all the time. Hmm�. Ok onto the next
girl on my list, Ukyo. She is cute, sweet,
gives me edible food, and has been my best
friend since I was a kid. But not her
either, I mean what would be the point of
it being her if she is the only the second
in this list. Hmm, now onto� Kodachi. N-E-V-E-R.
For any of you out there who think it
would be a possibility, get some help!!!
OK now Shampoo, gorgeous, great cook, to
violent. Now I know you must be thinking,
�Oh I know! Its either Kasumi or Nabiki!�
Sorry to ruin your moment buddy but your
wrong. I wouldn�t mind getting together
with Kasumi but she lacks the one thing
that would complete her package, a life.
Yes, I know people out there think: �Oh!
She has a life, she takes care of her family and sacrifices everything!�. Man if you
think this, and I know some of you do,
you must really LIKE Kasumi. I mean,
man! She is totally oblivious about what
goes on around her and if only she got a
clue she would make a great wife to that
lucky somebody. OK now its Nabiki�s turn,
nope not her either. Why you ask? Well
how many times has she taken pictures of
my girl side? How many times has she sold
those pictures? How many times ahs she
blackmailed me? Now I bet you people are
stumped, I�m here telling you how it really
turns out, and yet I didn�t tell you whom
I ended up with. And �NO IT WASN�T RYOGA
YOU HENTAI FREAKS!! And� well I�m here
to tell you that in the end I the all mighty
Ranma Saotome who had defeated a phoenix,
lived with a 200 year old letch, change
genders with water ended up with akane�s
bestest friend in the whole world Yuka.
Now, how is this you wonder? Well think about it,
she was one of the only girls who never begged
me to date with them, or wanted to mallet me,
but just stood on the side lines watching from afar, �knowing� that against the likes of a
hot broad like Shampoo, a macho chick like
Akane, or a great cook like Uchan, how could
she stand a chance? Well, I�m her eot tell you
that even though people say I�m obnoxious, rude,
and have an ego the size of Jupiter, I still have
a soft spot for the quite girl o the corner of the
room.
-Saotome, Ranma
Ranma is owner by Rumiko Takahashi, kitty films, Viz videos, and who ever else, dont sue me im a broke student living off my parents.
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