The disclaimer, practically every character here is NOT mine.  They all belong to their respective company.  I am using a lot of them, so I can't list them all.  Beside, I am gonna add more series to the story later on.  Don't sue me.  You won't get a penny out of me.  Trust me, you won't.  For others, there are SOME characters I made up, but who cares?  I don't.


Ranma Crossover fanfic

first fanfic alert!!!
draft alert!!!
and...
Ah heck, read at your own risk.





STALLION

Chapter 1.

< I know I am but what are you? >


Part 2.




Back in the ice cream shop, the Inner and the Outer Senshi's were sitting around the table discussing about what Setsuna told them.

"Yammy!  This flavour is gooooooood!"

At least, they tried to.

"USAGI...  STOP eating.  NOW."
"Rei, you should try some too!  This is really really good~!"
"USAGI!!"
"Waahh!  Scary!"

Setsuna was rubbing her forehead as she felt another headache coming, over the one she was already having.  Haruka had put her head down on the table, trying to ignore the commotion.  Michiru was slowly tasting the ice cream, as if she wasn't hearing anything any more.  Hotaru nervously looked around the other Senshi's, feeling really uncomfrotable.

The Inners?  They were used to the-Artist-formerly-known-as-the-Princess so they paid no attention to her performance.  In fact, the Inners were only ones who made any kind of comments in the group.

Except Rei, that was.  She was still screaming at Usagi.  Mamoru?  He had put both of his hands on face, with his elbows on the table.  Not a word came out of his mouth ever since Setsuna came.  The defender of the Earth was not feeling well.

They were all occupied with their own thoughts so much that they almost didn't notice anything around them.

All but one.

Setsuna's eyes shot up.  Her senses were screaming about some serious power nearby.  Whatever it was, it was very close.  Her eyes narrowed, as she realized that the power in question was approaching them.  She turned her gaze towards the entrance.  Almost instantaneously, the door opened to reveal the source of the power.

A boy of late teen, and a girl of around 12.

By then the Outers noticed the change in Setsuna and also turned their attention to the door.  But all they could see was a giggling girl hanging onto a boy's arm, probably her brother or something.  There seemed to be nothing special about them.

But Setsuna could feel the great power inside the boy, so great that she could barely breathe.  It was as if the boy was a walking voltex.  She had to suspect that his power was not of this world, as her own aura seemed to dim in front of him.  .

Now the Inners turned their heads, too.  Even Usagi and Rei stopped their fighting as all of their friends seemed to pay attention to this boy with a little girl hanging onto his arm.  Mamoru stared at him too, despite not having a clue what he was looking for.




While the clerk behind the counter scooped up an ice cream cone, Tenchi smiled as Sasami drooled looking at it.  The place he lived didn't have many shops around so he had very few chances to take the young lady of Jurai out for a little treat.  The fact that he was living with other females in the same house didn't help matter much.

Tenchi was an only child.  He didn't have many opportunities to make new friends, as he had to work at the shrine ever since he was young.  He had very few regrets in his life, and one of them happened to be not having a sibling.

Now his house was over-crowded.  There wasn't a day went by without something happening.  But among all those occupants in the house, Sasami was the only one with whom he could feel like part of a normal family.

Well, Mayuka was supposed to be his DAUGHTER, but he couldn't feel so enthusiastic about it as much as Mayuka did.  He never even kissed a girl, but already had a 10 years-old kid?!?  Tenchi told his dad's relatives that she was his cousin from his mother's side so nobody suspected it.  However, somehow Mayuka STILL remembered that Tenchi was his father and was very happy about it.  TOO happy if you asked Tenchi.  Mayuka was a very nice girl and all, and despite the awkwardness Tenchi was proud of having a such daughter.  But she just wasn't as normal as Sasami...

'Well, there is a goddess sleeping inside of her, but aside from that Sasami is perfectly normal.  Okay, so what if she is actually over 700 years old?  Um, she IS the owner of the most powerful spaceship in the universe, but other than that...  Wait, she is also an alien...  Um...'

Tenchi shook these thoughts out of his head.  The important thing was that Sasami thought of him as her brother, and he thought of her as his sister.  They were family.  Throughout his life there were very few people who came even close to that kind of relationship with Tenchi.

'There was, what's her name?  I can't seem to remember...  It's been a long time since I saw her...'

Just then, the clerk handed him two ice cream cone.

"Here you go."
"Um, thanks.  Here's yours, Sasami-chan."
"Wow!  Thank you, Tenchi-niichan!"

When Tenchi handed Sasami her ice cream, he noticed a group of people sitting on a table.  For some reason all of them seemed to be staring at him, but as soon as he looked at them the girls turned their gazes away.

'What was that all about?'

Then Tenchi noted a man of early 20's who was still staring at him.  With confusion clearly on the face, the man turned his head back to the table, just to find all of his companions looking away.  The man blinked, turned his head back towards Tenchi, blinked again, and turned back to the table, and blinked a few more times.

All Tenchi could do was to send him a sympathetic glance.  A poor man alone in a bunch of girls.  Whoever the man was, Tenchi felt his pain.  After all, he felt the pain everyday.(3)

It was then when Tenchi noticed one of the girls who was still staring at him.  In fact, she was GLARING at him.  The girl, or rather, the woman was sending a clear message of "I don't like you and I hope you know it too."

Tenchi nervously waved his hand at her, but her glare seemed to deepen.

'Who is she?  Why is she glaring at me?  Did I do something wrong?'

He was shaken out of his confusion by Sasami's voice.

"Tenchi-niichan!  Here!  Here!"

The young princess was waving at him from a table near the window.  Without hesistation Tenchi walked hurriedly to the table.  Faster he get away from the woman, the better.

When Tenchi sat down he stole a quick glance towards the woman.  She was still glaring at him.  Almost voluntarily he gulped.  There was nothing like a glare of a scorned woman.

'I wonder why she's so mad at me?'




"Setsuna, what's wrong?  Do you know that boy?"

The mentioned Senshi turned her head just enough to reply to Ami.

"No."

Then she resumed glaring.

By now everyone was confused.  The boy seemed to be nothing more than a caring brother.  They had no idea why the ever-calm Sailor Pluto was looking at him as if he was the last remaining sweater at a department store sale.

The brave Sailor Venus asked a question.  She was always the bravest among the Inners.

"Um, I know this is none of my business, Setsuna.  But don't you think he is too young for you?"

But then she was never known for her brain...  Needless to say, her question didn't sit well with Setsuna.

"......"

Quietly the Guardian of the Time Gate turned her gaze at Minako.  Without a single word was coming out of her mouth, but the look in her eyes told Minako more than she wanted to hear.

"Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry!"

Ignoring the babbling Senshi of Love, Setsuna returned her attention back to the table.  To avoid a further stupid question, and to have them aid her in this, an explanation was in order.

"USAGI!!  YOU ARE EATING AGAIN??!"
"Waaaaahh!  But I can't help it!"

Yes, an explanation was in order, indeed.




"Tenchi-niichan?"
"Huh?  What is it, Sasami-chan?"
"Is anything wrong?  You didn't even touch your ice cream."
"Ah!  It's melting already!  It's, no, nothing, hehe..."
"?"

Sasami pondered a bit but soon went back to enjoying her ice cream.  Tenchi did the same, but his mind was still on somewhere else.

'What did I do to that woman?  Do I even know her?'

A chill went down his spine not because of the ice cream but because Tenchi remembered his last time he saw a woman angry.  It didn't help much when the angry one happened to be the self-claimed greatest scientist in the universe.  What was worse was the fact that some might doubt her greatness, but none would doubt her madness.  Either way, directed at him or not, he suffered the wrath of females once too many time in his life already.  He had no desire to add up on that count.

Then he heard a big shout from the table where the woman was sitting.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT?!?!?"

Somehow Tenchi was beginning to feel the sense of doom.  Slowly, he turned to look at the group of girls, who now were glaring daggers at him.  Some of them were even showing sign of fear.  Whatever the woman told them about him, they clearly didn't like it.

'Gulp'

Trust me, Tenchi.  That gulp wasn't big enough.




"Are you telling me that the skinny boy sitting over there is more powerful than the entire Negaverse?!?"

Makoto hissed at Setsuna with an irritation clear in her voice.

'This really isn't fair.  How come every good one is either taken or dangerous?'

To add on to her irritation, Setsuna's answer was very quiet but sure.

"Yes.  I don't recognize the origin of his power but it surely isn't something to be laughed about.  He is very strong.  I suspect that he might be the cause of the disturbance."

The response of each Senshi to this was all different.

"Good.  Let's crack his skull."
Always hot-headed Haruka spoke while cracking her knuckles.
"Let's not rush things, shall we?"
The reasonable one of two, Michiru, was busy keeping her partner in line.
"Um, what is the Negaverse?"
Hotaru, who was the one of the most powerful Senshi's but also the youngest, had no idea what they were talking about.
"Setsuna!  How can you be so sure that that CUTIE over there is so dangerous?"
Of course, the boy-crazed Senshi of Love, Minako.
"She is right!  He looks very kind, just like my old boyfriend!"
One who was NOT the Senshi of Love, but just as boy-crazed as her if not more, Makoto.
"Absolutely!  Can I have your ice cream, Makoto?"
The Princess Usagi who could rule a galaxy if she could rule with her stomach.
"USAGI!!"
Rei, who could burn her opponents just with her temper.
"Rei, calm down!"
Ami was also busy, calming the Senshi of Fire.

Setsuna rubbed her head again.  She could feel that it was going to be a long day.

Seeing Setsuna in distress, Ami quickly came up with a plan.

"I know!  I can analyze him with my computer.  It might not be enough to find out the truth, but it might give us some clue to what we might have to do with him."

Others nodded.  Things like this was Sailor Mercury's expertise.

With their approval, Ami took out her miniature super computer, not knowing that themselves were already being scanned by the greatest scientist in the universe.




In her lab, Washu was typing frantically as she watched the screen.  On the screen there were nine females and a male sitting around a table.

'Very interesting.  Very interesting indeed.'

A smile crept up to Washu's face, which was still covered with black shoot.  It took a while for her to restore the house after the ACCIDENT(Kiyone didn't think it was but she didn't, or rather, couldn't protest).  When she came back to her subdimension lab, a surprise was waiting for her.  She was so eager to look through it that she didn't even bother to wash her face.

'Good job, Tenchi-dono.'

It was a brilliant idea to install a highly-sensitive all-use sensor in Tenchi's watch.  The only hard part was to install the sensor WITHOUT Tenchi realizing it.  Sure, if Washu asked Tenchi wouldn't have refused.  But......

'Then where is the fun in it, huh?'

Washu began to laugh maniacally.  It was fortunate that the sensor was only one-way equipment.  Otherwise the subjects on the screen would have fled the scene long before Washu could blink once.

'One of you must be the one I was looking for.  Which one is it?'

But even with her sensor there just wasn't enough data.  To investigate further Washu would have to bring them here.  But she couldn't decide which one she should teleport here first.  So she used the only satisfactory scientific method to solve her dillema.

"Mini mini mani mo..."

When in doubt, trust the "coincidence."  After all, many of the scientific achievement stood on the ground of pure "coincidence."

"Mini mini mani mo... huh?  There's another power source?!  And it's also approaching Tenchi-dono!  This needs further looking into..."




Skuld suddenly stopped in the middle of the street with the ice cream shop only steps away.  A frown slowly made onto her face as she reached into her pocket.  With one swift motion, she took out her Mr. Looky, which started beeping frantically.

"Skuld?  What'cha doing, kid?"
"Sshhhhhhhh!"

The goddess of the past was confused as she watched her sister scanning the area with that ridiculous stick of her.

"What's wrong, kiddo?  Your ice cream's only a few feets 'way."
"I think Mr. Looky picked up something."
"What?  That funny-looking piece of stick?"
"IT'S NOT FUNNY-LOOKING!  Beside, it really did pick up something!"
"Okay.  Then what did that FUNNY-LOOKING stick find?"
"I SAID IT'S NOT FUNNY-LOOKING!"

By now Keiich and Belldandy caught up with them.  With worry apparent on her face, Belldandy asked.

"What is it, Skuld?  Did you find something?"

Skuld looked back at her machine.  Soon the frown on her face deepened, and with very serious tone she answered.

"I am not sure this is what we're looking for, but it is in...... that store over there!"

With that, her finger pointed their original destination, the ice cream shop.

A big sweat formed on the back of everyone, including Skuld.  Then Urd spoke.

"I'm sure that's what we're lookin' for, because WE 'WERE' LOOKING FOR THAT FREAKING ICE CREAM SHOP!"

"No, no!  I didn't mean the ice cream!!  What I meant was that there are some powerful beings in that store!!"

"Huh?"




Near the shop, a pigtailed boy in his late teen, in other words Ranma Saotome was walking by(4).

Ranma was in a foul mood.  He was waken up by a rather nasty nightmare, then there was another free flight by Akane Air.  His landing just happened to be in front of Mr. Blue Thunder of Frinkan High, who just happened to be walking with Kodachi the Black Rose of Hebereke High.  Between one who was trying to kill him and one who was trying to paralyze him, any hope he had for a peaceful day was long gone.

However it didn't help his mood much.  Ever since his fight with Saffron Ranma had been feeling rather depressed.  Sometimes it was lost appetite.  Sometimes it was no desire to fight.  Everyday it was in different form, but the feeling was always there.  It was as if he was missing a part of himself.  No.  That was not it.  It was as if he lost the part before but just realized that now.  Whatever he lost, it was something important, precious even.  But he had no idea what it was, and that was eating him inside out.

Ranma sighed.  He was the heir of Anything Goes.  He was the best martial artist in Nerima.  He was a man, damn it.  Then what was this empty hole he was feeling inside?

Hole.  The word made him freeze in the middle of a street as he was reminded of the nightmare last night.  The boy had a hole in his chest, and out of it the man came...

'He was... he was... '

Suddenly Ranma shuddered, and was feeling dizzy.  He put a hand on his forehead as he leaned on a wall with his back towards it.  It felt bad.  Whatever he was feeling, it felt really bad.  He wanted some relief.  Like a soak in the furo or something.

Then he saw a shop, and smiled half-heartedly.

'An ice cream shop...  It might not be so bad right now...'

Ranma loved ice cream.  It was a little embarassing to admit but he really did.  He could understand why girls loved it so much.  When in a bad mood, sometimes having an ice cream really did the trick.  Unlike usual he wasn't all that enthusiastic though.  But right now he wanted a mood booster, the quicker the better.  The furo also would be good but it was too far from here.  The shop was right there, and he had some spare change in his pocket.

'Ah heck.'

Depressed or not, he was still Genma's son.  While not bottomless as it once was, his Saotome stomach was still a Saotome stomach.

'Just one for now.'

With that thought Ranma walked to a nearby restaurant to find some cold water.




Back in the ice cream shop.

At Senshi's table, Ami turned on her computer and began to analyze the subject.

'Odd.  There are two power source over there.  One is big, but other one is even bigger than that...  Could it be that the girl also have some power?'

Ami took a brief glance at the young girl who was happily enjoyin her ice cream.

'Nah.'

Then suddenly something else appeared on the monitor.

'Huh?  What's this?  Wait a minute...'

"What's this?!?  The computer is detecting another power source!"

"WHAAAATT??!?"

At hearing this, everyone at the table was now on their feet, even Setsuna.  This caught the attention of all the people in the shop, which were only three people, the clerk, Tenchi and Sasami.  They were all sweatdropped as they watched nine people practically on one girl's throat.  Noticing they were being watched, Setsuna was the first to find her composure and sat down.  The rest followed.  But Setsuna soon hissed at poor Ami.

"What do you mean there is another power source?"
"Um, well, that is...  The computer is picking up something outside of the shop.  There are three of them.  In fact, they are coming over here right now..."

Just then, the door opened, revealing three beautiful women and one nervous guy.




The three Norns walked towards the counter pretending to be normal.  But carefully they were eyeing everyone inside.  They could feel the supernatural power concentrated in this place, but there were coming from just too many of them.  It had them worried and slightly nervous.

Keiichi had no idea what was going on, but he was still VERY worried and VERY nervous.

After they ordered a sundae for each of them, they sat at one corner of the shop.  The view was such that they could see the entire room in one glance.  As soon as they sat, Urd spoke in hushed voice.

"There're something goin'n here alright.  But there are too many.  I can't count'em."
"Me neither, onee-san.  There is one stong power concentrating around the young man over there, and another one from those girls, but I can't distinguish the individual ones."
"No problem!  I have just a thing for such a situation!"
"Um...  What are you guys talking about?"

Ignoring Keiichi's confused question, Skuld took out a small glasses with lots of gadget attached to it.




In Washu's lab, the red-headed scientist was watching the monitor intently.

"Hmm, those three are very strong.  The guy is nothing to look at, but there must be something to him too if he is in the company of those three."

A rather nasty grin came up to her mouth.  She had a special experiment for such a male specimen that would have been illegal in many countries for its inhuamne and perverse nature.  But she was a scientist, not a saint.  Ethic and moral was NOT in her vocabulary.   Cruelty and indecency was.

"Hehehe.  Eh?  The sensor seems to be unstable.  Too much power perhaps?"




Back in the shop, Tenchi was feeling rather hot.

'Weird.  I am eating an ice cream.  How could I be hot?  Odd.  Did my watch always heat up like this?'




Haruka spoke in small but irritated voice.

"What now?"

"I can't seem to isolate the power source.  There are just too many with too much power in such small area.  Oh no, the computer is out of control!"

"What?!?  Why?"

"I think there are so much power is concentrated in this one small place that the computer can't handle it!  The power sensor inside of the computer must be overheating!"

As if it wanted to prove Ami's words, the computer monitor began to show a bunch of irregular waves.  Then Ami began to scream.

"Aack!!  My computer is getting hot!"

"Turn it off!!  Turn it off!!"




Over in the goddesses' side, things weren't getting better either.

"Huh?  The meter scope is not working well.  I can only see a weird signal that keeps blinking."
"Maybe it's broken, kiddo."
"It's NOT broken, Urd!  Wait.  You didn't touch it, did you?"
"Why would I wanna even touch your STUPID glasses, you brat?!"
"It's not a regular glasses!  It's Accuarate'ometic 3000!"

"Urd-neesan, Skuld!  Calm down, both of you!"

Unknown to the goddesses, a trail of smoke began to rise from the "Accuarate'ometic 3000."  Fortunately Keiichi noticed this.

"Um, guys?  I think something's wrong with that... thingy.  Um.  Guys?  Guys~?  Hello~?"

Unfortunately nobody was listening.





Outside of the ice cream shop, a wet pig-tailed redhead whistled a tune as she walked towards the door.  As she reached for the door knob there was only one thought in her mind.

'Triple ice cream cone!'




Tenchi and Sasami wide-eyed at now glowing watch on the Juraian prince's wrist.



All the Senshi and Mamoru began to edge away from the computer as it began to shake.



Keiichi waved his arm frantically as he watched more smoke coming out of the glasses in Skuld's hand, but the goddesses weren't looking.




Ranma-chan opened the door with a smile and spoke loudly.

"One triple chocolate ice cream cone, please!"




WHOOSH!

The glowing watch on Tenchi's wrist was set on fire.

"Aaaaack!!  Fire!!  Hothothothothothot!!!!!"
"Tenchi-niichan!"

Without wasting a second, Tenchi ran to the men's room.  Sasami could only run up to the its door, but kept shouting anyway.

"Water!  Put it in the water, Tenchi-niichan!"

Inside Tenchi looked around frantically to find some water.  As soon as he saw a small pond he put his entire arm in it.

The fire was out and he was safe.

Then Tenchi realized something.

'A pond in a washroom?  Wait a minute...'

He looked down to see where his arm was, sighed, and blamed it on the only one who possibly be responsible.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!"

A moment later he added.

"CCHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!"(5)




At Senshi's table the vibrating computer finally stopped.  Sadly when it did, it blew up too.

BOOM!

"Duck!!"

Even before Makoto's warning everyone was under the table.  Fortunately the explosion wasn't that big.  It just burnt up the computer and the small surface of the table.  Not taking chances however, the Senshi's stayed down until they was sure it was safe to look up.

"My computer..."

Ami spoke first with tearful eyes as she looked at what was once her computer, but now only a smoking heap of junk.  Rei and Makoto patted her shoulder trying to comfort her, as they knew how much it meant to her.

"My ice cream..."

Usagi spoke later with also tearful eyes as she looked at what was once her ice cream, but now only a dripping puddle on the table.  Mamoru patted her shoulder trying to comfort her, as he knew how much it meant to her.




Keiichi was never a brave man, but he took charge when he was needed.  Just like right now, when he took the glasses off Skuld's hand and tried to throw it away.

KABOOM!

But then again, he never succeeded in any of his previous attempt.  Why would he start now?

"No!  Keiichi-san!!"
"No!  My Accuarate'ometic 3000!"
"I told ya it's broken!"

As Belldandy tried to revive smoking Keiichi, another arguement broke out between two goddesses.




Ranma-chan watched with a big sweat on the back of her head as she watched the three different things happened at the same time, right in front of her eyes.  She turned to the clerk, who was now doing nothing but blinking, and asked.

"Um, what's going on over there, and there, and there?"

"I-I have no idea.  They have been acting weird, but not this weird."

Ranma-chan had to agree, it was weird.

But then again, she was from Nerima.

"By the way, my ice cream?"

"Um, sorry, miss.  Here it is."

Aside from a brief twitch of her eyebrow at "miss," Ranma-chan happily accepted her ice cream.  She waved good bye at the clerk out of courtesy and left.  Only the clerk acknowdged her leave as he waved back at her with rather dumb-looking smile on his face.  Other people in the shop were too busy with their own problem to notice this...




In her subdimension lab, Washu's eyebrow twitched as she stared at now blank screen.

'Just when it was getting interesting...'

Apparently the power in the vicinity was over the sensor's limit.  Washu was rather surprised for this turn of the event.  Whoever those people were, she would have to watch them carefully.

One thing still bothered her though.  Just before the screen became blank there was an abnormality for a very brief moment.  All the sensor's meters were at its peak.  It might have been just the coincidental add-up of the powers, or it might have been another source being detected.

'But what more could possibly be there?  There was already enough power to destroy the entire solar system in that place.'

Right then was when the big screen in front of her began to crack, no doubt due to the sudden feedback from the sensor.  Slowly and quietly, the screen began to lean forward.  It was very thin, but it was also definitely big.

'Eeep.'

Washu's last concious thought was that sometimes, wider was NOT better.






Chapter 1 end.


(3) To those who disagree with him, what are you, a machocist?

(4) Who did you expect?  This is Ranma crossover!

(5) Better late than sorry, you know?


Thank you for all of your C&C's.  I am sorry for all the grammer mistakes.  I wrote the individual parts separately, and later patched them all together.  But I forgot to correct some things when I tried to fix the story.  Also, thank you for those who pointed out the "sensei" part.  My mistake, people.  I hope this copy is better than the first one...


It's coming.  Be prepared for...

Stallion Chapter 2!!!!

< They are smart, but they ain't Sherlock. >
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