(Song taken from the Beach Boys hit, "Cocomo", all rights reserved.)
(Anime taken from Ranma 1/2, copyright Viz.)
(Critiques, thoughts, suggestions are welcomed.)
Ranma, Ryouga,
they're are really stupid
Herb, Kuno...
There's a guy, you see
he's not as bright as he looks to me
and the trouble is
that I am engaged to him, you see
I'll admit he's cute
but his head is not acute
he's just a dolt,
a moron, and idiot
he's a bakamono.
Ranma, Ryouga,
they are really stupid
Herb, Kuno,
boy, are they ahou!
Tsubasa, Tarou
heck even Mousse
They all are bakamonos...
they react real quick,
but they think too slow
that's whom I'm an inzuke for
a bakamono.
(The IQ, so low,
you'd have to dig for it)
It's not just guys, you see
there are girls who are moron too,
Shampoo and Azusa
just to name two
My problem with stupidity
is that continuely
you get into the same problems
over and over, you see...
That's why they're bakamonos!
Ranma, Ryouga,
boy are they real stupid
Herb, Kuno,
boy are they ahou
Tsubasa, Tarou,
heck even Mousse..oh
They all are bakamonos...
they react real quick,
but they think too slow
that's whom I suppose to go...
...go marry a bakamono!
(He's not the sharp...
..est tool in the shed)
(Saxophone solo)
[During the solo, we see Ranma struggling over a math problem, Ryouga looking
at a map looking perplexed, Kuno looking at a picture of Ranma as a guy and a
girl and still not seeing the difference.]
What the deal with beauty,
that goes with stupidity?
At least mine has the money...
what, did you think, you were talking to A-ka-ne?
Why, my sister's a bakamono...
Ranma, Ryouga,
boy are they stpuid,
Herb, Kuno,
boy are they ahou
Tsubasa, Tarou
heck even Mousse,
They all are bakamonos...
they react real quick,
but they think too slow,
and Kuno's the slowests of them all
He's my bakamono!
(Repeat chorus)