On Wed, 7 Jun 2000, LaShawn Wanak wrote:
So she had to rescue him from twenty shrieking members of the Tachenko
women's gymnastics team in various stages of undress, with him bellowing
that he
could handle it himself. Before he could be pummeled into obscurity, she had
line length
entire male
wrestling team and the entire female home economics team in the hospital
for three weeks, snapped, "All right, after school. You come with that
little stick of yours behind you and I'll use the both of you to pick my
teeth."
Depending on where this is in the Ranma manga, the fact that this woman
can beat up the entire male wrestling team doesn't necessarily make her a
credible threat to Ranma. Especially given Akane beat up dozens of men
simulataneously every morning in a few minutes before school in the early
manga, and she still couldn't take Ranma.
"How could you, Saotome!!!" Ryoga threw the water. It arched in the air,
sparkling beautifully.
arced
So why doesn't Akane notice the Sailors are all wearing tiaras and rather
odd outfits?
The smaller one snarled, pointing a smudge on her face, "Look what you did
pointing to a
He nodded, his face drawn in a fierce scowl. "That was inexcusable,
Scouts. Perhaps you need a lesson in learning how to respect your
betters. Cardigan Hanna-Doo, come forth!!!"
Cousin to Cardigan Hanna-Barbera no doubt.
"Look out!" The blonde pushed Akane out the way, just as a huge manlike
creature plummeted to the ground. It was overly muscular, with small,
squinty eyes that turned suspiciously everywhere. Its skin was a deep
brown with black spots about it. Its face, complete with a rather scrappy
goatee, was that blocky, apelike quality that Akane was all too familiar
with. It was clad in snug pants, a loose green shirt that looked as if it
goatee, had that
Without releasing her hold, the blond shot an arm behind her and literally
screamed in Akane's ear, "VENUS...CRESCENT-V...SMASH!!!"
Crescent Beam
"How strange," she announced. She then pulled out a compact with a
strange sign on it. <Fine time to check for makeup>, Akane thought, when
1> it started making beeping sounds. The girl was tapping on it like,
like,
The Mercury computer is the size of a laptop and doesn't really look much
like a compact. At least to me.
in the space/time continuum. The sheer power alone must have knocked the
both of you out of your respective positions, switching you to the far
side of where those blasts would have taken you had you still remained.
However, the anomaly must have waned just before you were able to return,
so instead the anomaly placed you at the nearest place the blast occurred,
except this time it wasn't the blast you experienced but rather in its
nearest proximity, which had to be in the exact parallel spot!"
The Star Trek technobabble home course paid off, I see :)
would she be in any danger or anything?"
As long as she doesn't get engaged to Ranma, anyway...:)
John Biles
Emperor of all He Surveys
http://www.tass.org/~rhea/falcon.html
"Snap out of it, Misty. Only one of us can hallucinate at a time."
"Don't worry, Brock. There's lots of other girls who can reject you too."
--Ash Ketchum, Pokemon