I'm personally curious as to wether it is cannon that
if Ranma were to marry Akane the amazons would
stop.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!?"
"Nothing, dear." Akane shifted her body to occupy as much of Ranma's
field of view as possible.
Unfortunately, she did not block his nose. "What's that smell...Akane,
why is smoke coming from your edge of the bed?"
Akane glanced nonchalantly at the smoldering evidence. "Oh. The
Amazons just tried to defile our wedding night."
"Then...you..."
"It's how they live, Ranma. Duel to the death, or until they call it
off. Either way, they *won't* bother us now." Shifting a bit more
until she straddled Ranma, she purred, "But it got you *up*." She
flicked her eyes down for a moment, then back into eye contact with her
love. "I guess I'll have to do something about that."
Outside the new hole in the wall, Shampoo wondered just when Akane
began sleeping with a hand cannon under her pillow.
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I think you meant "canon", not "cannon". ^_^;