A young man named Hibiki found a box of magic compasses and
passed them out to his family, causing them all to gain a
superb sense of direction and shattering a curse that dated
back to before Noah became a boat builder.

heh :)

A cave collapsed in on it's occupant, dropping him into an
underground civilization so far advanced they had lost the
idea of fun. He would stay there for the next twelve
thousand years, collecting his darlings, until the last
cells of his body died.

I thought you'd squash Happi like a bug with it... you're no fun. :)

A red headed woman found her husband and son, when said son
was featured in the papers for dragging his three hundred
pound father thirty miles after the father had broken his
leg. She immediately announced that Ranma was coming home
with her. genma could follow when he got out of the
hospital. When she found the Neko-Ken book and the Guides to
Forbidden ( for good reasons) Training Grounds. She told
Genma not to hurry back. She wanted to think and read a
little. Strangely no one in Japan ever saw Genma Saotome
again.

Well, he did have to choose between a Tanto and Exile...

In China A little girl warned her mother before the musk
warrior behind her could attack. This resulted in the
Amazons having some prisoners, which they traded for a new
peace treaty.

This certainly isn't canon, since in canon Ranma the Musk and the Amazons were not at war. Why would Cologne be helping Herb to find the Kaisuifuu otherwise?

In a certain mountain, a certain Phoenix god, played around
with a magic wand and put out his fire, turning himself back
into an egg and ultimately preventing him from trying to
conquer the nearby valley.

I don't think Saffron was trying to take over the valley either... Maybe you've been reading too many Ranma fics and you're forgetting the original. Or maybe this is an Alternate Universe fic and I haven't realised that yet.

On the way home Ranma met a new playfellow named Ukyo and
they became the best of friends. A friendship which was
continued when Ukyo's parents moved to Juban.

<eyebrow raises>

Ranma studied many things, after moving in with his mother,
winning many awards for Martial Arts and many more for
Scholastic matters. He was admitted into a special school
for the extremely gifted where he met a nice girl named Ami
Mizuno.

<eyebrow twitches>

At the end of the year, the Genie looked out and examined
Ranma's life and most probable future and decided he needed
some rest BAD. Cause this one wish was going to take forever
to finish this kid was going to have friends who would live
forever and an adventurous life no matter what he tried to
do.

oh, too bad... :)

The moral to this is trying to move the lake with a bucket
is a job even the Kunos can figure wouldn't work. So be
careful who you grant a wish to.!

That is, if you can actually grant a wish :)


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See ya later!

Rui 'Fragger' Costa
rcosta@shenlon.dhis.org
ICQ #11383615

"Martial artist + chick + going to Tendo Dojo = Another Fiancee for Ranma"
Extracted from Half a Timeline, Act One, Chapter One, v1.2 .
Sorry folks, it was removed...
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