Sailor Moon: Neo Angels, Chapter 4
"The D Team: A Terrible Mistake"
By Vodka-chan
NOTE: This chapter deals solely with the angelical and demonic
characters. But don't worry, your beloved sailor suited warriors of
love and justice will be back. Characters portrayed within are property
of Moonlight Productions Inc., Mexico.
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Dear Dia... I mean, journal, yeah! That's it!... Let me start all
over...
Ahem! Dear Journal (There, that's better!), I'm hangin' from a tree
here. Why? 'cause I'm stupid. Yeah, stupid. Why? 'cause I reckon' that
everythin' I did for the cause that I survive ain't worth nothin' at
this point o' my life. Let me start from the' beginnin' o' things...
When God, the all mighty force o' the universe said "Let me see some
light, people!" light was too stubborn to come out, right, so on went
the darkness.
O' course, God wasn't so happy with this, so he went over to the light
switch and turned it on. So, then, he was like, all filled up with light
and crap like that, so he told the darkness, "Get yo butt out here!"
and darkness said "No way!" so God shouted "Don't make me come there and
break my foot on yo ass!" So darkness, who didn't want anyone's foot on
it's ass, came out. And then, the other stuff was created, like earth,
wind, sky, water, girls, wine, rock n' roll-- ah mean, music, dogs,
cats, etc., etc.. So, with that said, God when t' rest and left the
Universe to his heirs, a terrible mistake, if ya ask me. Why? 'cause
we're stupid."
***
The Tizcat was no place for mortals. This was the sacred home of the
Gods that ruled that side of the universe, also known as "Atlianinan
Gods". Each God "owned" and angel, and this angel was known as the
Supreme Angel of the God that he/she served. The names of those Gods I
shall proceed to tell you as well as the name of his/her Supreme Angel:
Acbal: Goddess of the Night. Angel: Nocturn-Ahl Balam (also known as
Nocturnal)
Yatavas: God of Day. Angel: Sunshine
Fantasy: Goddess of Illusions. Angel: Alexhi
Ravana: God of Joy and Youth. Angel: Danishka Khali Emmet Du
Lizokiwa (also known as Danka for short. A total SLOB).
Sachi: Goddess of Health. Angelette: Ilhuicamina (Ilhui for short)
Shankara: God of War. Angel: Divatox (He doesn't like to be called "Tox"
nor "Diva", but somehow, Danka always does).
Agni: God of Fire. Angel: Phoenix (Even if he's not actually an ANGEL;
he's the ruler of the fairy kingdom).
Aditi: Goddess of Freedom. Angel: UNKNOWN.
Zool: Goddess of Dance. Angel: Kirlysh (also known as Lysh).
Fenix: Goddess of Life. Angel: Sergei Armeiti (He's the first angelical
prototype made BY THE OMEGA)
Bayakoa: God of the Forests and Animals. Angel: not even He knows.
Nafthko: God of Dreams. Angel: Blue Nafian (Nafian. He's a whale)
Skanda: Goddess of Death. Angel: Glaive.
Syenni: Goddess of Love. Angel: Ypsilon Raga (100% cassanova)
Ictal: Goddess of Music. Angel: She has a lot of them and they all live
in a city called Music, in another dimension.
Aramis: God of Pain and Terror. Angel: Ion Ixtle Du Laberynth.
Vinshu: God of the Sea. Angel: Triton.
Marut: God of the Winds. Angel: Ask me if I care.
All these Gods ruled the Tizcat, commanded by the All mighty Emicron,
God of Gods. Angel: he shared Fenix's one for obvious reasons.
But not all them where at that reunion that took place in the Tizcat's
conference room. In fact, only two where present and they where Acbal,
the beautiful Goddess of Night, and Ravana, the scandalous God of Joy.
They had called upon three of the angels that lived there: Danka,
Divatox and Alexhi.
"We call you here because we have a task for you three," the Goddess
said with her soft melodic voice. "A job, if you might say."
"A job?! Did I just heard the "J" word?!" Danka said, scared.
"Danka, put a sock in it!" Ravana said, not pleased. "It's time you did
something... not something nice or bad, just SOMETHING. God! Make me
proud of what I did!"
"Gentlemen... Danka... please, behave. We're going to send you to the
planet Earth. It seems Katsy has done something he shouldn't have."
Acbal said, trying to remain calm.
"Katsy is a goofy dork. So, you three will have to make things right"
"Why?" Divatox asked, puzzled. "I mean, it's not that I don' like the
idea, but, why ye usin' us to go there?"
"Well, to tell the truth," Ravana replied. "There wasn't enough cash in
the 'Save the Earth Fund' since Emicron didn't let us have a ball to
collect funds for it, that's why we're sending you nice bunch o' losers
in for the kill."
"Gee! And here I am, thinkin' that y' liked us!" Danka said
sarcastically.
"Ack! Danka, yer a sentimental slug..." Divatox told him, putting his
arm around him in a playful manner.
Alexhi laughed slightly. "Yeah, let's go have a drink! It's on me!"
"Right behind ya!"
As those two blabbered, Acbal turned to Ravana and asked "Why us?"
"Because we lost at the 'let's draw straws' contest, remember?"
"Oh, right..."
"So, when we get out of here?" Alexhi asked, smiling.
"Today, if possible"
"Hmmm! Ya know what? Ah can't! See, Ah got myself a dog and I have to
feed it everyday..." said Danka snapping his fingers as if he said
"bummer."
"A dog?" Alexhi asked, "You mean the dead thing that's on the back of
the 'fridge? That smells bad enough to me!"
"Puppy is dead?! Puppy!!"
"Oh please, Danka, you killed it!" Ravana said, not believing what he
was seeing.
"So, you'll leave tomorrow morning." Acbal said "Please, take care of
business here, you'll be gone for quite sometime."
"Ya mind if I don't return?" Divatox asked the goddess. "I've got some
unfinished business with some o' the planet's inhabitants."
"Irish?" Danka asked.
"Aye, Lad!"
"Then I'll come with ya. Ah need to go to England to see about a girl."
"Girls and drinks, that is what you think about all day, comrades?"
Alexhi said with a serious grin in his face, crossing his arms in front
of him.
"Well...yeah" Danka said as they left the room. "That an' how t' get
even."
"Aye," Divatox agreed The gods looked worried at the bunch.
"We should have said no, Acbal," Ravana told her with a vague expression
in his face, as was the Goddess.
"You got that right"
***
"Are ye sure this thing will work, Sunshine?"
They where in the dimensional gateways, standing in front of a
contraption that Sunshine had picked up from the disposal. It was
supposed to take them to Earth.
"Sure it'll work! Trust me! This puppy still has life in it!" Sunshine
hit the machine a few times and a few bolts came lose.
"I don't know. This thing seems bad to me."
"Danka, baby, you're talking to the Sunshine-man here! This baby will
take you on the ride of your lives! C'mon, we haven't got all day."
"Well, as we say back home...argh! Forgot what we say!" Alexhi said,
walking to the machine, followed by Divatox and Danka.
"Alexhi, ye always forget the important things."
"Me know, me know..."
"Well, get your seat-belts on and hit the gas!" Sunshine was saying as
he closed the gates and pulled down his sunglasses. "This baby is gonna
roll!!" He hit the switch and it was bye bye, birdie for the gang
inside.
When the machine was stable, Sunshine opened it, only to discover that
the clothes where still there.
"Like, oops and some junk!"
***
"Darn that Sunshine! I told `im to watch it with the extra-crispy! Now I
ain´t got no clothes and I surely look silly in this thing. I´m
gonna kill that bastard as soon as I get back!! Oh yeah, I´m gonna
kill him good!!"
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TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER FIVE, "The D Team: Calling Planet Earth"
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