Ranma came home from a training trip to find all of the
Tendos dead and both of his parents dead and Ryoga and Ukyo
and the Amazons all dead. The dojo was smashed flat and only
part of the house remained. He found the the people
responsible for the deaths, lying in the smashed part of the
house, all wearing colorful variations on the standard high
school fuku, the Sailor Senshi or rather eight of them were
dead. From the wounds on both sides of the battle it became
obvious that the martial artists had killed all of the
Senshi, before dying of their own wounds. Only Sailor Moon
was missing from the Senshi, as Ranma had been the only
survivor of the martial artists.
Going into the the living room, Ranma used the phone.
"Moshi Moshi Yes Usagi is here, but she is sound asleep. Do
you want me to wake her?" asked Mrs. Tsukino.
"Yes, please I need to talk to her." replied Ranma
"Huh, what is going on," Usagi sighed.
" That's my question, I come back from a training trip to
get ready for the big practice next week and your guys
attacked my guys. At OUR house, no less! " Ranma yelled!
"What gives? I come home to find everyone but you and me
dead and the corpses lying in the yard and the house. You
know you are supposed to clean up after one of the practice
sessions.
And what were they doing fighting today when we are
scheduled for next week. Also why were they at the Tendo's
House and Dojo instead of the workout area.?"
"I don't know, nobody told me about it, i 'll be right over
with the crystal and fix everybody and repair the house and
dojo. Then we can chew them out but good. They know not to
do a fight to the death without me along." Usagi replied
"I'll grab some breakfast and bring it with me. Want me to
get you some too Ranma?"
" Yeah I have been eating my own cooking for the last week.
I'll help power the crystal so we will have more energy to
give them heck." "See you in a few."
"Darned idiots probably got the date wrong and got lost,
then started the fight anyway. It's a good thing nobody ever
remembers these things except the ones we want to.
" I swear sometimes I can't decide which group is dumber. If
they didn't have us to lead them around they would all die
in the first fight and that would be the end of it."
" Oh well next month it's Tenchi's turn to practice and I
get the vacation, then Usagi gets some time off. While we
have to protect the Earth."
End of the Story.
Everybody gets revived and gets chewed out and sent (or in
the case of Ryoga lead) home
I was tempted to call this Mihoshi, the true genius of the
clan.
--
Rick Robinson
RICHARDROBINSONJR@prodigy.net
If violence is not solving your
problems you're just not using enough of it.
Misato
"I guess I'm just an old-fashioned sentimentalist at heart.
I refuse
to accept a no-win scenario. I hate the thought of a
universe without
justice. If the maneuverings of dark powers can't be
exposed and
defeated by the pure of heart, then there's no point in
anything. I
can't believe that."
-- Benjamin Hutchins