At 07:02 PM 5/25/00 -0700, Valandar TheRed wrote:
To all those reeling from the shock of me not writing a spamfic... here
it is!
Reeling, why should we be reeling, this isn't a SPAM fic its a PUN fic with
spammish overtones; speaking of which do we call P-chan a SPAM character?
Anyway I wished to thank you for this buta-full piece of work. I like it
that P-chan and Katsunoshiki are allowed to hog the best lines though I'm
glad you did not suggest that they bweed. I hope though piece is not a
porcine of thing to come from you. Still the ovccasional bit like this is
not boaring is it? Sow without further comment I bid you goodight.
JAA
Disclaimer: This is more my usual writing style!
Shooting...
By Valandar the Red
"Oh, Ranma, Akane, thank you for coming!" beamed Akari.
"Hey, it was nothin'. When my best rival's gettin' married, me an'
Akane couldn't be kept away with, er, wild horses," said Ranma. He then
leaned over, and muttered, "By the way, Akane still doesn't know about
P-chan..."
"Oh, no problem. Um, Akane, I need to show you the pictures of the
bridesmaid's dresses." Akari led the other girl through the living
room, past a small black piglet and an immense sumo pig.
"Bwee, bwee bweee. Bweee?" said P-chan.
"BWEE, BWEEE. BWEE BWEE BWEEEEBWEE BWEE," answered Katsunoshiki.
Akane paused. "Umm... do they do that often?"
Akari glanced at the pigs, then nodded. "Oh, yes. Sometimes they
just sit there for hours, shooting the 'bwee's."
Akane facefaulted.
=====
- Valandar the Red of the Empty Tankard
Captain of the Guard of the Barony of the Far Woods
Empire of the Iron Mountains
and Ruler of the Spammish Main
http://Valandar.tripod.com/Hello.html
__________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
Kick off your party with Yahoo! Invites.
http://invites.yahoo.com/
--
.---Anime/Manga Fanfiction Mailing List---.
| Administrators - ffml-admins@fanfic.com |
| Unsubscribing - ffml-request@fanfic.com |
| Put 'unsubscribe' in the subject |
`---http://www.fanfic.com/FFML-FAQ.txt ---'