Honestly. Don't. *sweatdrop*
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DIRECTOR: Kenshin tryouts, taaaaaake one!
TATEWAKI KUNO: Saotome, you fiend...de gozaru! I shall smite
thee...de gozaru!
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Products of My Imagination proudly presents...
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DICK SAUCER: o/~ KEEENSHIIIIIN! They're numerous, they're deadly,
Shinsen-gumi, Shi--o/~
DIRECTOR: No singing!
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...a complete ripoff of an Angus MacSpon idea...
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VASH THE STAMPEDE: The sword is a weapon. Kenjutsu is--ooh! Donuts!
DIRECTOR: [sigh]
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...that'll either have you laughing in your seats...
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ZENJIRO: The sword is an arm. Kenjutsu is the art of AAAAAH I CUT MY
ARM OFF BLOOD SPURTING EVERYWHERE SOMEONE HELP ME I HATE THIS
FANFIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
DIRECTOR: [sigh] Medic?
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...or pressing the delete key faster than anything else before.
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DIRECTOR: Excellent! Now all you have to do is get rid of that dusty
old mantle and we--
KANE BLUERIVER: NOBODY lays a finger on my mantle! PREPARE TO DIE!
DIRECTOR: Security?
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The Replacement Rurouni.
Not coming anytime soon to an FFML near you.
Be thankful.
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GOURRY GABRIEV: Oro?
DIRECTOR: [claps] Perfect! You've got the role!
GOURRY GABRIEV: For what?
[DIRECTOR facefaults.]
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