--- "Nikholas F. Toledo Zu" <niftol@i-manila.com.ph>
wrote:
"ARRRGGHH!!!! This is getting frustrating!!!" Mayhem
screamed. "I'm going to
do this even if it kills me again!"
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The bus roared off and Mayhem gazed quietly around
him in the dark night of
Sunnydale, monster/un-dead/general-spook capital of
the Western Hemisphere.
He picked up his bags and marched up to the
bystander.
"Hello..." Mayhem said. "I'm Mayhem the Vampire
Slayer."
Buffy eyed him and bigsweated (or its equivalent).
"You're a vampire
slayer?" she asked.
"Yeah..." Mayhem did a little martial arts
routine. "Can't get me killed
now, huh?"
"Umm..." she pointed out, "but you're supposed to
be a girl..."
"DAMN!"
*SPLASH!*
"What the...?" cried a soaking Mayhem.
"..." Buffy was speechless at the scene before her.
Mayhem fearfully looks down and sees...
breasts.
A loud scream rang out through the night,"Aaaaaaa!"
Scene cuts back from Sunnydale, a solitary figure
stands on top of a nearby rooftop twirling an empty
bucket, his white T-shirt with smiley face sticking
his tongue out.
"Problem solved." he cackles.
The End?
Sorry that was my initial thought to your self-insert.
-PBTHHHHT
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