Subject: [FFML] [sF] Why You Shouldn't Self-Insert Into the 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' Universe Apologies
From: "Nikholas F. Toledo Zu" <niftol@i-manila.com.ph>
Date: 5/14/2000, 6:01 AM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

Mayhem, now covered in bandages from head to foot, marched up to the 
tribunal, his head hung low. 

"THE FFML DOES NOT LOOK FAVORABLY ON NON-ANIME SPAMFICS!" The judge ruled. 
"And it has been the tradition of this court to punish the offenders with 
what they deserve. So I grant you your wish. From now on, you shall become a 
self-insert fighting stupidly costumed monsters and other non-humans." 

"Hey! This is great!" Mayhem replied. "So when am I going to start writing 
Buffy SI Fics?"

"You will be writing SCOOBY DOO FICS!" 

"KIYAAA!"

END


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Now that was a bad ending.

Mayhem 
051400

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