Subject: [FFML] [sF] Final Why You Shouldn't Self-Insert Into The 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' Universe part 3/3
From: "Nikholas F. Toledo Zu" <niftol@i-manila.com.ph>
Date: 5/14/2000, 6:02 AM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

Mayhem slamed his keyboard in frustration. "BAKA!!!" he screamed. "I'm going 
to get in this time!"

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  The bus roared off and Mayhem and a caboodle of Mysterious Men Cloaked In 
Shadow With A Dark Secret(tm) marched up to the vampire slayer, not even 
bothering to pick up his bags.

  "YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT, THIS TIME!!!" he yelled, waving a piece of paper. 
"I've brought my case up to the Supreme Court and they ruled in favor of my 
being a vampire slayer even if I'm a guy!" He pointed behind him. "I've got 
the entire might of the MMCISWADS behind me! There's nothing you can do!"

  Buffy looked at Mayhem's veritable army. "Looks like there's nothing I can 
do..."

  He laughed triumphantly. "HAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M IN YOUR UNIVERSE NOW!!! NOW I 
CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT!!! I AM A VAMPIRE SLAYER!!! HAHAHAHA---Huh?" He 
noticed the sudden onrush of people. "What the heck?!?"


A few hours later...

  "Aren't you going to help him, Buffy?"

  Buffy gazed at Mayhem, now knee-deep in the undead with more still coming. 
"Well... He wanted to be a Vampire Slayer... Let him have all the fun he 
wants..."

  
  


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