Donny Cheng wrote:
"D.F. Roeder" wrote:
Chun Li paused in her tracks as a blur zipped past her.
Feeling a sudden draft, she looked inside her shirt and gasped. "MY BRA!!"
"SWEETO!! I just LOOOVE female practitioners of The Art!! HOTCHAAAAA!!!"
"..."
You're assuming she wears one.
"Without good underwired support, a fighting woman is just plain asking for
trouble. Halfway through the action she'd be nearly helpless, what with the
harmonic motion of her boobs interfering with her swordplay."
- Maureen Birnbaum, Barbarian Swordsperson (as
transcribed by George Alec Effinger)