On Thu, 11 May 2000, Chris Mattern wrote:
"Without good underwired support, a fighting woman is just plain asking for
trouble. Halfway through the action she'd be nearly helpless, what with the
harmonic motion of her boobs interfering with her swordplay."
- Maureen Birnbaum, Barbarian Swordsperson (as
transcribed by George Alec Effinger)
Shampoo would respectfully disagree, I think.
But she's an Amazon! She shouldn't even _have_ one of her breasts!
Oh, wait! She's a _Chinese_ Amazon... Different rules must apply...
Phuc Tram
Master Pivot - Wielder of the Coherent Light Bokken
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