Hello! I wrote something. It was a silly idea that I couldn't get out of my head, so I decided to write it down. It's still unfinished, so I don't know what to do with it really. I just chose to throw it to the masses and let them rip it apart. (Try to)enjoy!
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Disclaimer: Ranma 1/2 is copyright of Takahashi Rumiko and Shogakukan or something. Whoever owns it, it's not me. Please don't sue me.
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The sound of the shojo sliding open alerted Soun Tendo of the presence of a visitor entering his home. "That must be them now!" he said excitedly, getting up to greet his old friend.
"Hold on daddy, I wanna see too," said Nabiki, Soun's middle daughter. She stood up and began to follow her father down the hall.
"Oh, I hope he's older," said Kasumi, straightening her long, brown hair. Akane, the youngest daughter, just sat and fumed.
A moment of silence was broken by Nabiki and Soun returning very quickly, followed by a large panda carrying a struggling figure.
"Is this your old friend, daddy!?" Nabiki shrieked. Soun faced the panda, sweating visibly. The panda stopped and plopped the figure it was carrying unceremoniously in front of it. The person wore a baggy blue shirt with an odd logo in English printed on it, baggy blue jeans worn low on the waist, and dark blue basketball shoes, and was gagged and bound at the wrists and ankles. Fiery, angry eyes stared at Soun and his family.
The strange person and Soun stared at each other, and for a long moment nothing happened. The panda then decided to act. It held up a sign that had an arrow pointing towards the youth in front of it, and two kanji characters scrawled on it that read, "Ranma". Soun looked at the sign, then back at the tied up, squirming figure.
"You're Ranma Saotome?" he asked the youth. The response was an impatient nod and another burning stare. Tears of joy began streaming down the older man's face.
"At last, you've arrived!" Soun embraced the angry Ranma, who squirmed even more violently. Suddenly, a look of shock crossed Soun's face. He held Ranma at arms' length, his attention directed to the youth's chest.
"What's wrong, daddy?" Nabiki inquired. She looked up at her father, then turned to see what his attention was focused on. She looked to Ranma's chest, and found two large mounds there. She felt and prodded them for a short while, ignoring, the muffled protests of the gagged youth.
"'He' is a girl," Nabiki declared.
"Oh, poor father. He must be so disappointed," Kasumi said, kneeling next to the swooned Soun. The two younger sisters kneeled next to her, and Ranma, now freed, sat silently opposite the three girls.
"He's disappointed!? Look at this!" Nabiki began prodding Ranma's breast again. Ranma stood up and reached under her shirt to her belt.
"Don't be touchin' me like that, bitch!" she exclaimed, her free hand raised in the air, fingers pointing toward herself. Everyone in the room, even the panda sitting in the corner, was shocked. Another moment of silence passed, all attention turned to Ranma. The panda growfed at the standing girl. Ranma looked over at it, then sat down after making some sort of inexplicable sign with her hand.
There was another pause, then Akane spoke. "Ranma has a point, you know," she said. "He... she is our guest!" I like her spunk, Akane thought.
Soun chose that moment to awaken, and Nabiki found it the perfect time to lay into him.
"What's the big idea, daddy!?" she yelled. "What kind of joke are you trying to pull?"
"I assumed my friend Genma's son was a boy!" he answered, just as angry.
"Please, you two! Ranma's sitting right here!" Akane exclaimed. Father and daughter lapsed into silence. Akane turned to Ranma and smiled. "I'm Akane," she said. "You wanna be friends?"
"You practice karate, right?" Akane asked.She stood opposite Ranma in the Tendo family dojo. Ranma shrugged.
"I keep it real," she said nonchalantly.
"Well, why don't we have a little match then?" Akane fell into a defensive position. Ranma simply watched her and waited for her move.
Akane started with a high jump towards Ranma and planned to kick her in the shoulder, but before she could execute her attack Ranma pulled a large, black gun from her belt and unloaded an entire clip into the wall just inches to the left of Akane. The sudden hail of gunfire completely took Akane by surprise, and she fell bodily to the floor, dazed and slightly embarrassed.
Ranma held up her gun in a vaguely threateneing manner. "What up now?"
Akane goggled at Ranma, then, slowly, began to laugh. Ranma found her giggle to infectious to ignore, and began to laugh as well.
"Wow, you're pretty good," Akane said after she finished laughing. "How did you get a gun into Japan?"
Ranma's smile vanished, and she pointed her gun to Akane's forehead. "None o' your damn business," she growled.
"Oh, come off it," Akane said, not at all intimidated. "You don't hae any more bullets, remember? I heard your gun clicking."
Ranma sheepishly lowered her gun and muttered some rather vulgar expressions, half directed to Akane. She didn't seem to notice as she stood up and began to exit the dojo. "I'm just glad you're a girl," Akane said mostly to herself.
"Huh?" was all Ranma could manage as a response.
"It's just," Akane hesitated. "I'm just glad you're not a boy." She shut the shojo behind her.
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So, what did you think? C&C greatly appreciated.