Heh, Ok, I've had this one floating around for a while. I dreamed it
up after watching Groundhog day... Again... Good movie that.
Anyway, script form only. Ending tacked on in the last five seconds
for coherance. :)
[Disclaimer goes here]
~~~
Day One, Try One.
[Intro sequence where Ranma falls into some magical trap or tries
some weird cure - that obviously doesn't work.]
Cologne : [has just finished explaining the whole Groundhog day
concept]
Ranma : [looks up as Cologne stops talking] So, I'm stuck repeating
the same day? Over, and over, and over?
Cologne : [nods, looking serious] Yes, this day will never end for
you, nor will anyone other than you will remember the past repeats
of it.
Ranma : [still far away look] I'll never age? This day will go on
forever, but I'll remember everything?
Cologne : [blinks] Yes, that is what I said, son-in-law. [notices
Ranma is in deep thought] Are you thinking about all of the time
that you'll have to learn new martial arts skills?
Ranma : No, I'm wondering why Akane had to cook lunch for me today
of all days.
~~~
Day One, Try Two.
Ranma : Hey, I haven't even touched the trap yet, doesn't that mean
that I should be free? [Sees Akane coming in with Lunch] Uh, nope, I
guess not.
~~~
Day One, Try Seven.
Ranma : [Holding a plate of something that obviously isn't curry] No
Akane, I'm not gonna eat it. The last times, I nearly died. It
doesn't matter that I know I'm not going to die from it. It'll still
feel like I'm gonna die. Which is probably worse, because theres no
end to it.
Akane : [pulls mallet] Ranma no Baka! [thumps him one]
Ranma : [from Low Earth Orbit] Kawaiikune!
~~~
Day One, Try Thirty One.
Ranma : [Again, holding the same plate] Uhh, Akane, I'd really like
to eat it, but, um ... Oh look, isn't that P-chan? [points]
Akane : [spins] Where?
Ranma : [bounds away]
Akane : [turns back] I don't ... [sees Ranma bouncing off, out of
school] RANMA!
~~~
Day One, Try One Hundred and Fifty Seven.
Akane : [Is startled when Ranma bounds through the door, in the
early morning, quickly picks the sort-of made lunch up out of her
hands and puts it on a nearby table.]
Ranma : [grips her hands] Akane, there's something I have to tell
you!
Akane : [blushes] Are you sure this is the right place? [heart
thumping a little faster]
Ranma : [looking into her eyes] Oh, this is just the place. Akane?
Akane : Yes?
Ranma : I think you should know, that I...
Akane : [heart thumping even more]
Ranma : Have already eaten, I don't need anymore.
Akane : [romatic feelings shattered] RANMA NO BAKA [pulls mallet]
Ranma : [arms crossed, LEO] Hmmm... She nearly forgot all about it
then. I must be getting close...
~~~
Day One, Try Three million or so.
Ranma : I think you should know, that I...
Akane : [heart thumping even more]
Ranma : [Goes glassy eyed for a second, as he tries to remember what
he hasn't tried yet] Love you, with all my heart.
Akane : [Blushes, heart in overdrive] Oh Ranma. [forgets all about
the lunch that she was making]
Ranma : [thinks] Wow, so that was the right one. Knew it had to be
something mushy.
Author : [appears in a flash of light, startling the heck out of
them] Alright, alright. This has gone quiet far enough. This spam
fic is over. If I had to wait for you two to get it on, I'd be here
forever. [mutters] I knew I should'nt have gotten rid of Bill
Murray, but Noooooo, I thought it'd be better with Anime characters.
Arrrgggghhhh! [storms off]
~~~
Feel free to use, mutilate, bend, crease, fold or hack apart in any
number of ways... :)
Later,
Mike.
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Ya know, I really hate it when I can't think of
anything to put in this space. Oh well. :)
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