Subject: [FFML] [Fic][R.5]Curses
From: Stormy
Date: 4/25/2000, 9:52 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

Curses: another shortfic.

     Ranma looked triumphantly at the genie and said, "Now I get one
wish for anything I want."

     The genie sighed, "yes, you bested me in three contests and now
you get your wish."

     "What are you going to wish for, Ranma," Akane hesitantly
asked.

    "Are you kidding?" Ranma said to her, then he turned to the 
genie.  "I wish to have my curse removed.

     The genie squinted at Ranma and said, "Which one, you're under
9 separate curses."

     "Nine?" Ranma said, his mouth agape.

     "What curses are he under," Akane asked, reinging in her 
surprise

     The genie held up a hand with far too many fingers and counted
them off, "Let's see, he's under a Jusenkyou curse to turn into a 
girl, a curse to always say the wrong thing at the wrong time, a 
curse to attract too many fiancés.  Not much of a curse that if you
ask me."  Ranma and Akane glared at the genie.  He coughed lightly
and continued counting, "A curse to act like a cat when near one, a 
curse to attract trouble, a curse to have all of your friends become
enemies, a curse to attract high powered fighters, a curse to 
endlessly fight with your true love and finally," the genie raised
an eyebrow, "a curse to have a small box turtle drop on the head of a
descendent 11 generations removed.  That last one is curtsey of 
someone named Hikaru Gosunkugi."

      Ranma and Akane looked at each other, then Ranma said, "Oh, can
I get all of them removed?"

     The genie rubbed his chin thoughtfully then said, "All but the
one about the turtle, that one seems to be pretty well stuck in 
there.  Is that your wish?"

     "Um, yeah, remove all the curses on me that you can."

     "Are you sure that that is your final wish?"

     Ranma started to growl a little, "Yes, that's my wish and I'm 
sticking to it."

     With a snap of his fingers the genie said, "Granted," and 
disappeared.

     "Well, that was easy," Akane said.

     Ranma's first impulse was to say something insulting, but 
instead he said, "Yeah, let's go home, it's my turn to cook you 
dinner.

215 years later:

     Spike Speigle walked down a street on Ganymede with Jet when 
something hit him in the head.  "Ow," he said as he picked up 
something from the ground.

     "What's up Spike?" Jet asked.

     "This turtle just hit me in the head."  Spike shruged and tossed
it over his shoulder.

End.
     



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