In the theater:

Brian: <sits with his feet up on the chair in from of him, obviously in a good mood.>

[Whilst the massive Warhammer sits outside, yet can still see what goes on within.]

<Nicole, Yui, and Natsumi walk in>

Nicole: Oi! Why the urgent page, boss?

Yui: Yeah, we're MSTing that Eva fic tomorrow, what's the emergency?

Brian: Just sit down, ladies.  There's someone who just came back who you have to meet.  <eg>

WH: (BIG razor-sharp, yet happy,toothy grin.)

Nicole: <raised eyebrow> Is this something we're gonna regret?

Brian: Hmmmm....nope.

Nicole: <mutters> When he says that, I just know we're in for it.

WH: I'll say.

[In the darkness, a computer sits. Waiting for it's user to come and fulfill it's purpose. A figure steps up and sits in a chair, >>sets everything to completion.]

"Hisashiburi, ne? (It's been a while, hasn't it?)" says the man. He takes a minute to think about how long it has been since he had been here. "Nagai sugimasu.(Too long.)" He whispers to no one.

With a smile, he begins to type out what one would think is a good
re-introduction.

  <The sound of ominous thunder>

   Nicole: Why am I suddenly not liking this?

   Yui: You too?

WH: (happily) Why not?

*****

As comet seared through the clouds towards the unsuspecting citizens of the FFML, the monster within could not help but smirk at >>all the evilry it would commence.

   Nicole: <blink> "Evilry"?  Is that a word?

WH: (shrugs) Got me.

"Be afraid. Be very aftraid!" Above him, a screen opens up to show a horrid, computerized, human-shaped monster that only the darkest, most hideous of dreams would dare compose.

   Yui: <deadpan> Oh, yay. Look guys, the wizard of Oz.
   Brian: <chuckle>
   Nicole: <raised eyebrow>

WH: Hey! I liked that movie! Nevertheless, a cute joke.

replaced with the image of a human-like white wolf, a regal looking >>Tybalt, and several more soldiers.

   Natsumi: <whisper> Didn't Tybalt resign?

WH:(Stands up and raises fists in anguish.) TYBALT-SAMA!!!!!!!!

   Brian: Hey, he's been gone for a couple of years, give him a break!
   Nicole: How would you know that?
   Brian: Sora wa hitmitsu desu.

WH: (stops in mid scream and looms over Brian) What?

   Nicole: <sigh> Should've known.  Fireball!

   Brian: <krispy kritters>

WH: *sigh* (To the side) Sal, help Brian please?

Sal: (long ears level off and frowns) Must I?

WH: Please?

Sal: Well... ok. (Flies in, flashes into humanoid mode, and with a outstrethced hand, surrounds Brian in blue light and heals him.)

The screen switches again to show the same White wold from before slashing apart a ghost and demon with one stroke.

   Brian: Psst, WH?  It's "wolf"

WH: (smacks head) DOH!

With a sigh, he decided to let himself be known before this would get too out of hand.

   Nicole, Yui, and Natsumi: Too late.

   Brian: Wait for it...

WH: Oh come now. My ego stretches only so far.

Iczer2: Try the edge of the universe.

WH: (with a large smile, turns his arm and it opens up to reveal enough fire-power to level half a solar system or take out a certain sluttly Iczer.) You were saying?

I2: (sweats nervously) Uh... nothing. (leaves)

*****
amount of light, they beheld piles and piles of books; all full of
information that 'he' would use to bring them misery.

   Brian: Been doing a little research, ne?

   Nicole: Huh?

WH: (happily) Oh, I was just doing a little study on the Roman persecutions of the Christian churhch, the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, the Boxer Rebellions, both World Wars, the Holocaust, and so much more!

Sal: What in particular?

WH: (Changes to black leather armor with a bladed whip. Need you ask, or shall you call me king?

Sal: You're starting to scare me WH.

WH: (back to normal) How so?

Sal: I won't say anything.

Trying, and failing, to disguise his voice, Ranma replied quietly, "Oh, we didn't come to take anything. We just wanted to see if you >>were as great as what some people said."

   Nicole: Oi! NEVER taunt the villain!
   Brian: Especially this one. <grin>
   Nicole: Again, and with good effect: huh?

WH: Why thank you.

could give about himself. (This is due to the author being a dummy)

   Natsumi: <Ruri impression> Baka.

Sal: (casually) I second that.

"Be done with your lies! WHAT ELSE BROUGHT YOU FEMBOY!" the knight roared.

'Revenge!'

With surprise, the knight's eyes narrowed in confusion. "Revenge?"

   <As do the girls>
   Nicole: Revenge for what?
   Brian: A whole lotta things.

WH: (slams palms of hands beside the girls and with his BIG smile.) Say that again to me, please.

With horrible, terrifying, majesty; the armored-covered monstrocity stood to reveal all fifty feet of itself.

   Nicole, Yui, and Natsumi: EEEP!!!! <Pull out swords and make ready for attack>
   Brian: <sits back and grins>

WH: At least I get some support for once.

He turned to the front again, facing them all,"MY ARMOR IS MIGHTIER THAN A THOUSAND MAGIC SHIELDS! MY TEETH ARE SHARPER THAN SWORDS! MY >>HANDS CRUSH THE VERY MOUNTAINS THEMSELVES! MY FLIGHT CAPABILITY >>CREATES HURRICANES!" With that, a single massive thruster grew from >>his back and burst forth a gale force wind.

   Nicole: Oi, and your ego is bigger than the Galaxy!
   <A Tekkaman plushie falls on her>
   Nicole: Oi!! <spins on Brian> Did you do that!?!
   Brian: <waving hands> No, no I didn't!!

WH: (turns into giant SD WH) WAI! I've been looking for that.

I'd better stop there before it gets REALLY out of hand.

   All: <deadpan> Too late.

WH: Che. Thanks.

Anyway, Hi folks! The lovable, huggable Warhammer's back and better than ever! With revised fanfic ideas and a ton of new ones. All for >>your reading enjoyment. :D

   Brian: And MsTing enjoyment as well...
   Nicole: <catches on and grins as well...>

WH: Hmph, do your worst collective sweet-cheeks.

First, thanks to Andrew Dynon, Brian Yaple, and God-Boy for taking the time to write to me. And to those who whom I sent letters to and yet recieved no reply, no worries. Even if you just read them, >>thanks.

   <The girls glare at Brian>
   Brian: <sweatdrop> A-heh, sorry about that.

WH: No worries.

That's about all I got right now. So, my next fic will be the rewrite of
Shara's Last Gift. Watch for it!

   Brian: We'll be ready!

WH: (re-arms himself with a loud *CHI-CHACK*)

'Man who walks in front of car, gets tired. Man who stands behind car, get exhausted.'

   All: <facefault>

   Nicole: Oi, that was bad...

WH: (bows) Thank you. Thank you. It was me.

   Welcome back, Warhammer!

Mr. Talk show host: Let's all welcome Teknos Warhammer!

WH: (stands in front of large(artificial) audience.) Thank you. Thank you. With all new costumes as too.

WH: (Dressed into a slick tux) 00Hammer!

(In black armor with cape)STAR WARSHAMMER!(Creepy breather included.)

(In red and blue armor with cape)SUPER WARHAMMER!

(Another black armor with a bat-shaped hammer) BATHAMMER!

(In chinese style armor) HAMMER 1/2! (Instant Nannichuan not included)

(In a armored sailor fuku) SAILOR WARHAMMER!

(In an armored wedding dress) WEDDING DRESS WA-(pauses, looks down, comprehension kicks in and screaming begins.)

(The casts from Wedding Peach snickers off-screen, WH's ear picks it up, frowns. Pauses, then begins to smirk.)

WH:(loud enough for the WP girls to hear) You know, this isn't bad. Except for the fact that there's a LOT of room in the hips.

(The WP girls vein-pops)

AND, the chest is REALLY tight!

WP girls: (weapons raised) KO-RO-SU!!

WH: (smirks) Gotta catch me first. (runs away at highway speeds) HAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

The End




'Man who walks in front of car, gets tired. Man who stands behind car, get exhausted.'

-Warhammer

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