Thrythlind: Well, let's get on with this....*hands out papers to all Luke's various characters*
Hyperbole: *cheerfully* DAMN!!! I didn't WANT to be Luke's Id!!!!
Thrythlind: *translates the statement from Pooka-ese* glad you're happy.
Lovercraft: rwrff mwrowr rrrff....
Jolrael: You got Superego?
Lovercraft: rrfff.
Jolrael: Why does it make since that Luke's nagging self-consciousness is a cat with a purple tipped tail?
Lovecraft: Rwrr!! Mrowr rrr, rwrf!! Rwrr?
Jolrael: I'm apparently his Yin side.
Thrythlind: Shouldn't that be a female role?
Jolrael: *points at happy-go-lucky demon girl*
Jezabel: Hello!!! I'm going to represent Luke's YANG!!!!!!
Thrythlind: *sweatdrop* And I guess that makes me ego
Hyperbole: *cough* Control Freak!
Lovecraft: rwrr mrff rwr.
Hyperbole: That was rude *laughs hysterically*
Thrythlind: -_- what do you mean I should be in dragon form?
Jolrael: I think he is suggesting that you take a form that is appropriately sized for Luke's ego.
Thrythlind: Whatever....Okay, that big filing cabinet over there...
Jezabel: You mean the one that you can't find anything in?
Thrythlind: You CAN find stuff, but yes...that's Luke's memory.
Lovecraft: rrrowrrrrrrr....
Thrythlind: We are NOT doomed.
*Enter cast of Slayers as Thrythlind directs Luke's conscious mind to the Original Sin lyrics online*
Jezabel: Ummm...why are they here?
Hyperbole: Oh no reason, they're not really important at all, probably just some Fodder to...
Lina: FIREBALL!!!!
Hyperbole: *cough*
Thrythlind: Ah....here it is....well we better get started on this, Zelsie went through all the trouble of finding these lyrics for us.
Hyperbole: *ack*
Thrythlind: Well, we know its going to be a Xellos fic...
Amelia: This is a Xellos fic?
Zelgadis: This could be bad.
Xellos: ^_^ What's wrong with me?
Jolrael: This is a rather depressing song...."I've been looking for an original sin?"
Jezabel: But just LISTEN to it...it has SUCH a driving fast beat...there's so much FEELING and PASSION to it.
Hyperbole: *cough* Romance!
*The slayers cast excepting Xellos sweatdrops*
Xellos: ^_^
Lovecraft: Rwrf mrrowrr
Thrythlind: Good idea, we should make this original.
Lina: NO NOTHING ORIGINAL WITH XELLOS!!!!
Zelgadis: THE REGULAR STUFF IS BAD ENOUGH!!!!
Xellos: ^_^;;;
Zelas: You're not going to kill me this time are you?
Thrythlind: Don't know yet.
Hyperbole: Xellos/Filia?
Filia: Why does everybody pair me off with this namagomi? (raw garbage)
Lovecraft: rwwrff
Jolrael: He's right, if you're looking for something original that does not stand to reason.
Hyperbole: Xellos/Lina?
Jezabel: *exapserated sigh* But he ALREADY has one of THOSE!!!
Xellos: And I'd rather survive this fic.
Lina: Hey, I didn't kill you in Kitsune Lina!
Hyperbole: Xellos/Amelia?
Amelia: Huh?? Me and that...creature of darkness?
Thrythlind: *digs Meeshy fics out of Memory* Been done.....
Hyperbole: *takes Companionship* Is this the one I think it is? *starts reading lemon...purrs*
Amelia: There's a lemon with me....and Xellos?
Lina: It looks like there's another one on the horizon.
Amelia: *blushes madly*
Jezabel: *hits Hyperbole and takes the fic* Ohh...this is sweet...
Thrythlind: *snatches the fic and puts it back in memory*
Hyperbole: umm...Xellos/Sylphiel?
Thrythlind: Been done...and I don't know much about Sylphiel.
Jolrael: Organize the Memory.
Hyperbole: How about ALL of them?
*everybody blinks*
Female Slayers Cast: WHAT?!?!
Xellos: ^_^
Zelas: That's my boy!!
Thrythlind: But let's pair off Sylphiel with Gourry and keep them out of it.
Sylphiel: Yes! *clears her throat and recovers serene expression* Let's go Gourry.
Gourry: Huh...Go where...and where are we?
Lina: Why does she get out of it!!
Thrythlind: This song isn't long enough.
Filia: You're just too lazy to go look for info on her.
Lovecraft: rwrrff rwr
Jolrael: I think he knows that they're starting to get out of character.
Hyperbole: Hey wouldn't it be cool if like Filia had a one night stand with Xellos and then dumped him?
*The Slayers cast takes a couple steps away from the dragon in human form*
Filia: What?!?
Jezabel: The poor innocent mazoku! Used for a single nights passion and then tossed aside like nothing.
Xellos: Filia...you're such a meanie!!
Jolrael: It's certainly dark and lonely enough to start this off.
Filia: I would never do such a thing!!
Lina: Damn, girl, I didn't know you had it in you.
Amelia: You should apologize right now Filia-san! He may be a mazoku and a trickster but he still has feelings! This is injust of you to use him so!
Filia: AHHH!!!!
Hyperbole: And then after he realizes that she just used him, would Xellos get drunk?
Lovecraft: rwrr, mrowrff
Thrythlind: Yes that's out of character, but it works...can mazoku even get drunk?
Zelas: *hic* What makes you ask that?
*sweatdrops all around*
Hyperbole: What if Lina finds out about Gourry/Sylphiel at the same time?
Lina: *sweatdrop* Say what?
Jezabel: Ooooo...I night of drinking to drown their sorrows...
Jolrael: With the natural and logical....for a fic...result of them ending up in the sac together.
Xellos: ^_^;;;
Lina: Why you filthy mazoku!!!
Amelia: Drink in moderation and these things wouldn't happen.
Zelgadis: *grumble* Its a fic Amelia...they don't really have much of a choice in the matter. Besides...its not us...we're just here to create the versions of us in this fic.
Amelia: Ohh.....sorry....
Lina and Filia: *glare at Amelia*
Hyperbole: And then when they have to tell everybody else, Amelia throws a fit and Zelgadis blurts that he loves Lina!!
Lovecraft: RowrRR!!!!
Jolrael: And I suppose that from there we discover that Amelia has a crush on Xellos?
Jezabel: OH...It is so twisted and confused!! Like a comedy of errors!!! I love it!!
Hyperbole: What if we made Amelia a mazoku?
*total silence*
*cricket chirps*
Amelia: *blink* Say...what?
*all the Slayers cast stare at Amelia in shock*
All of Luke's various characters: That's a great idea!
Lovecraft: mrowww
Thrythlind: Yes, its sick and twisted.
Hyperbole and Jezabel: SHOCK VALUE!!!!
Jolrael: This is the slayers list, home of the hentai chicks, how much do you think we can shock them?
Jezabel: Well, maybe family and amtgard friends.
Jolrael: Be logical, most of them don't know the show...
Thrythlind: Well now that we've got this songfic planned out....we can go to the lemon...
Amelia: Oh my....*faints*
"Caffeinated Kender? What's that, a berserk spell?" -
Tribble, Kender Warrior of the Celestial Kingdom
Signed
He of Too Many Names (Thrythlind/Thryth/Luke/Hyperbole/Pika/Pooka)
http://members.aol.com/thrythlind/snake.html
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