----- Original Message -----
From: <helfgott@socrates.berkeley.edu>
To: <ffml@fanfic.com>
Sent: Wednesday, April 19, 2000 3:04 PM
Subject: [FFML] [SPAM] And now for something completely different...
A rather bizarre idea struck me the other day. Now, I've seen some
strange crossovers in my time; there's the Ranma/Marvel fusions, the
Eva/Cthulhu xovers, there's even a Oh My Goddess/Hellblazer crossover of
all things (it's at M Productions, go read!).
But this is one thing I've never seen:
Presenting:
<spoiler space>
Highlander Moon!
SEE Duncan Macleod in a plaid seifuku!
DM: "I am the pretty sailor-kilted warrior, Highlander Moon, and
I won't forgive you!"
"In the name of the Moon, there can be only One!"
WATCH as Methos, the 5000-year-old man prances around in a tuxedo throwing
bottlecaps!
M: "I believe in you Highlander Moon, live, grow strong, fight
another day!"
MEET Joe, the crusty-yet-loveable Moon-Bartender!
J: "There's an Immortal draining people's energy at the arcade!
Go get him, Highlander Moon!"
ENJOY as Richie Ryan, the Annoying Spore, gets what's coming to him!
RR: <plop, sound of head hitting ground>
LOOK at all of Highlander Moon's enemies:
<pictures of the Horsemen, dressed as Dark Generals and cackling
insanely>
<snapshot of Ahriman, dressed like Metallia>
<Horton and the Hunters, with black spots on their foreheads>
<etc.>
So, what do you think?
-Craig Helfgott
Don't quit your day job, the mental imagery this calls up tells me your'e
staying up late and overdosing on the net.
(By the way, you didn't mention that there's a Sailor Moon/Hellblazer X-over
on the same web page, where John Constantine gets hold of a transformation
wand and accidentally uses it.) Marcus Sturm