Tenchi Muyou:
Union
"As you all know," Sasami began. "Tomorrow is my eighteenth birthday.
Tomorrow night, Tsunami and I will become one."
In more ways than one. Yes, I read ahead.
"Okay, I'll be happy to," Mihoshi cheerfully objected. Except that
wasn't an objection, now was it?
"Mihoshi!" Kiyone gasped.
"Well, since she wants to, and she's legal now, it's no more wrong than
the two of us having sex, and you like it when we do that, don't you,
Kiyone?" Mihoshi asked, her eyes wide and guileless.
*snrk*
Kiyone's eyes got wide as well, with shock and fury. "I told you a
thousand times never to tell anyone about that!"
Ayup, explains a few things now, don't it.
"Huh," Ryouko said, still looking mildly shocked, but calming down. "I
didn't know you two fooled around, Kiyone. I thought you liked
barely-pubescent boys."
Wouldn't this apply to her, too?
"I *do*!" Kiyone snapped in reply. "But ... I ..." She slowly trailed
off as she realized what she'd just admitted as everyone stopped staring at
Mihoshi and started staring at her.
Heh.
"Jurai's highly advanced genetic technology can ensure that the
potentially crippling birth defects which might arise from the mating of
close kin *don't* arise. While sexual congress between parent and an
immagture child is strongly frowned upon -- because it is difficult to prove
immature
"So in other words, she doesn't know about the two of us, then."
Boy, the secrets are flying tonight.
"Are you as turned on as I am?" Ryouko finally snarled.
"More!" Ayeka snapped, and they lunged at each other and began fumbling
towards ecstasy.
Sarah Mclachlan fan?
* * *
Kiyone couldn't sleep. It was probably just as well, since Mihoshi
couldn't sleep either, and so what she was doing would have just woken
Kiyone up anyway.
Build up.
"I don't know about this," Kiyone muttered. "It just seems ... wrong."
"Mmm?" Mihoshi asked, her mouth full.
Misleading?
"I don't *know* what seems wrong about it! I mean, she's cute. Really
cute. Really, really cute. Really -- but I don't like girls that way!"
"Mmm," Mihoshi replied, sounding disbelieving.
One more time.
"I don't! I wouldn't do it with you if I wasn't sure you'd whine and cry
if I didn't!"
"Mmm!"
"Would you stop eating spaghetti and talk to me like a regular person!"
Kiyone finally snapped.
There we go.
Kiyone stared at her a few seconds more before collapsing back to her
bed. "If the Galaxy Police find out about this, my career will be over just
as surely as if *I'd* posed for `Playbeing'."
Next time on Tenchi Muyo: All the girls try out for PlayBeing. Who will
get the centerfold?
"Mmm."
"So why am I gonna do it anyway?"
* * *
Washuu couldn't sleep. Of course, she didn't need to sleep. So instead
she set up a small nanofactory dedicated to producing sex-toys for the orgy
she'd choreographed in her mind, and watched and cackled as they piled up.
lol
After all, she was the greatest genius in the galaxy, and the Universal
Kama Sutra was merely the introduction to *her* sexual experience ...
"Mya," the punny-girl explained. (Punny=pussy+bunny, the diminutive of
cabbit=cat+rabbit.)
That's bad.
"It's hard, and you can only keep it up for a little while? And you
don't know if you could do it if there was more than one person present?"
To Be Continued ...
hm.
"Boy, Ryouko-neechan must have given her a real workout this time,"
Sasami mused.
So she knows.
breakfast. There was a strange tension in the air, one almost like the one
just before any major celebration in his life, but it didn't seem to be
one almost like the one seems a bit clunky. How about something like
one almost like that just?
on even during heated sex with persons of either gender. And hasn't this
been a long digression? Don't worry, it's over.)
And the fourth wall trembles.
Sasami blinked and paused in her self-appreciation as a sight gag --
But it doesn't quite break.
A brief flashback to being the peanut butter in a sandwich made of two
Ryoukos momentarily terrified Ayeka --
Now _that_ would make a nice centerfold.
Had anyone been able to see them, they would have seen her eyes glowing
with pure, innocent lust.
pure, innocent lust? Ain't that a contradiction in terms?
Tenchi had known it would be a long day.
To Be Continued.
alright.
Interesting start. Wondering if Tenchi's gonna get any play. Doubtful.
Should I know this Furuutsu from another anime?
Warr
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
My webpage, front page updated 1/7/99:
http://welcome.to/nifflheim or
http://members.xoom.com/Tengpow/front.html
--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--
Sarcasm speaks louder than words. Except when it's missed.
Then it doesn't say anything.