Note: First off, I would like to say I have nothing to do with the writing of
the following fic. This was done by a friend of mine who asked me to post it
for him. All C&C should be directed his way at arsenal13@usa.net and not to
me. Should some be sent my way, I'll direct it to him, though I can't be too
sure he'll get it (Translation: I delete most of my mail. :P). Just wanted to
make that clear beforehand. Enjoy.
- John "Crowbar" Hurst
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Your Wish Is My Command
An El Hazard Lemon
by Ktulu
DISCLAIMER: Pretty standard. El Hazard and all related characters are the
property of Pioneer
Ltd., which is its own distributor, which helps in making my disclaimer
shorter and less of a
pain in the ass to write. Anyway, I don't make any claim to the characters or
plot (which are
both helluva better then this lemon would be). Oh, and for those otaku who
just *have* to know,
I'm using the OAV continuity. Oh, and get a life. :P
-------
Jinnai paced through a long, empty hall in the Bugrom fortress. His invasion
of El Hazard was
going off flawlessly, as always. There was only one kink in the entire
thing... his long time
archnemesis, Makoto Mizuhara. But even he couldn't resist the raw power of
the Bugrom, combined
with his own devious architecture of aggression. Jinnai contemplated
launching into one of his
glass-shattering victory laughs.... but no one was around to hear it. That
rather defeated the
entire purpose of doing it.
'Where _is_ everyone?' Jinnai thought, scratching his head a bit. The
fortress should be
literally buzzing with invasion troops... hm. He strolled over to a nearby
balcony, only to be
greeted by the sight of Bugrom troops marching below. 'So... that's what's
happening... a
practice march. Hmm.. I should really be informed of these things.'
Jinnai then noticed a distinct lack of demon goddess in the immediate area.
Then narrowed his
eyes, then crained his head around, trying to see the roof top. No Ifurita.
'Where is that wind-up witch??' Jinnai thought, frowing. She was his main
tool in the conquest
of El Hazard... why, without her, his tactical advantage would be gone... and
he'd have to
actually fight a _fair_ battle. Well, not actually fair... no one on that
side had his
magnificient genius and tactical brill--
He was rambling again. A few short hours later, he remembered his original
thought... just as
Ifurita flew back back, landing a few feet away.
"Where have you been?!" Jinnai demanded, infuriated that the Demon goddess
had flown off without
so much as an order.
"Floristica." she replied calmly, and started walking away from Jinnai.
"Oh, so I suppose you know of my desire to crush that place, hm?" Jinnai
said, suddenly smug.
"No." Ifurita continued walking away.
"What?!" Jinnai rushed in front of Ifurita, blocking her path momentarily.
"Then why did you go
there?!"
Ifurita remained quiet, and turned away, trying to find another way of
leaving.
"Ohh... I know! It was that bastard Mizuhara, wasn't it?!" said Jinnai,
pointing a finger at
Ifurita. "Wasn't it?"
Ifurita stopped for a second.... then continued walking.
"Ah-HA! I knew it! So, Makoto thinks he can mess with _my_ superweapon, does
he?!! Well, he's
clever, but no match for the great Jinnai!! WAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Jinnai
rambled off to no one in
particular, striding down the hallway in the opposite direction of Ifurita.
-------
Jinnai shuffled through the many books of El Hazard lore his armies had
recovered during their
conquests. Nothing, nothing at all mentioned a demon goddess obeying anyone
else but the master
of the staff. However, there was some mention of demon goddesses having some
emotions, even
though they were usually held back by the control circuit....
"That's it!!" Jinnai yelled, standing up with a start. "Makoto is trying to
seduce my super
weapon! That cagey bastard! Well, he won't get away with it this time!! I'll
beat him to it!
Then, my super weapon... and _all_ of El Hazard shall be MINE!
WAH-HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Jinnai sat back down, and reached for a particular book titled 'Kama Sutra'.
"WAH-HAHAHAHA!!
Using the years of acquired knowledge contained in this book, I'll make
myself irresistable to
women! I'll be a total stud!"
He then proceeded to hunch over, reading the text intently, only interrupted
by occassional fits
of manical laughter, as he imagined his plan "coming together", as it were.
-------
Jinnai walked out of his bedroom the next day with a certain swagger in his
walk. He had
unbuttoned his coat, and not put on his tie... and had a few buttons of his
shirt unbuttoned,
revealing a bit of his pale, sunken chest to the world. His expression was
one of outright smug
self-confidence, however.
'Heh heh... using all I read in that book, Ifurita will be like putty in my
macho hands...' he
thought to himself, barely resisting the urge to burst out laughing at the
brilliance of his
plan.
The object of his affection (or obsession, depends how deranged your mind
is), was currently at
the end of the hall, slumped against it, looking forlornly at the floor.
Jinnai casually strode
up next to her, and placed a hand against the wall near her, leaning
confidently on one arm, and
syaing, as smoothly as he could muster: "Say, baby, do you got the time?"
Ifurita regarded Jinnai strangely for a moment, then looked out a nearby
window. "By the
placement of the celestial bodies, I would say that it is about midday. As
for your reference to
me, I am no longer an infant. My body and mind have existed long before you
were created."
Jinnai's eye twitched a little bit, as he retracted his arm away from
Ifurita, and walked a bit
aways, turning his back to her, and pondering to himself. "Hmm... that didn't
work as well as I
thought it would. I'll have to use a different technique..."
Trying to remain cool, Jinnai stalked back over to Ifurita, cleared his
throat a little bit, and
tried his "smooth" act again. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or
should I walk past
again?"
Ifurita stared blankly at Jinnai. "Please state your requests more clearly."
Jinnai let loose a howl of frustration, then stomped off away from Ifurita,
babbling to himself
incoherently.
Ifurita sighed to herself, and leaned against the wall, not bothering to
watch Jinnai as he
trailed off.
-------
Diva sat on her usual throne, giving out directions to the surrounding Bugrom
as to what to
repair, what supplies need restocking, and the such. She sighed to herself.
'All this work I do
for Master Jinnai.... and he seems to not appreciate me for it...'
At that exact moment, Jinnai stomped in, still dressed in his "suave mode".
He certainly didn't
look it, though. He seemed rather annoyed and frustrated, in fact.
'How could she resist me?!!' he thought, still raving to himself. 'I read
that entire book!! I
should be a sexual _machine_!' He then proceed to plop right into a seat at
Diva's side.
"What is the matter, Lord Jinnai? Have we suffered a defeat?" Diva said,
leaning over to Jinnai,
concerned.
Jinnai sighed a bit, then spoke. "Diva... do you find me sexually attractive?"
Diva drew back, surprised. 'Yes!! This is it! He's proposed to me! At last,
we can consumate our
love in the flesh!' She then lowered her voice to a secutive tone. "Ohh...
Jinnai..."
"I need to know... because I need to infatuate Ifurita before that bastard
Makoto does!" Jinnai
said, suddenly angry.
Diva frowned, drawing back, her voice somewhat annoyed. "I don't see why that
would matter. You
are the master of the staff."
"Yes, but he's trying to use her emotions to turn her against me! And
Mizuhara _always_ finds
some way of defeating me! Well, I'm going to one-up him by boffing Ifurita
_first_!!
WAH-HAHAHAHA!!!" Jinnai yelled, leaping to his feet with new zeal.
"Oh... it's so good you're taking the initiative on this problem..." Diva
mumbled, less then
enthusiastic.
Jinnai ran off, laughing to himself, ready to charge back into his
self-appointed task with
renewed zeal, leaving Diva to sigh and wonder why she still couldn't get his
attention.
-------
Ifurita sat in the isolated chamber, staring down at the floor. Not many
thoughts passed through
her head... just the ones of her current life... one of destruction,
obedience... and him.
Makoto. The only one that was able to peer into her soul for the first time
in her existence.
The one that saw her as more then a mere tool... the one that--
"IFURITAAAAHH!!!"
Ifurita staggered up. Her master was calling. That was more important then
any petty feelings
she harbored for some mere mortal.
Jinnai opened the chamber door, collapsing against the door frame, leaning
heavily on it, and
gasping heavily. "*gasp*.. Ifurita.. *wheeze*.. you better.. *cough*...
come...the next time..
*hack*... I summon you.. *gah*.."
Jinnai took a few more moments to catch his breath, then stood up. "Okay,
I've tried being nice
about it, being the decent, fair guy I am... but NOOO.. you couldn't take the
hint! So, I'm
_ordering_ you know, to tell me what's going on between you and Mizuhara!"
Ifurita stared at Jinnai for a while, and responded in a rather flat tone of
voice. "I do not
know to whom you are refering to."
"So, his control over you has reached _that_ magnitude, has it?!" Jinnai
oractically screeched,
then turned his back to Ifurita. 'Okay, time to try the pity approach. This
will catch her,
hook, line, and sinker.'
Jinnai then did the unthinkable. He started sobbing. Or, in the case, and
remarkable simulation
to it.
Ifurita was a bit shocked by this... her master had never really shown any
signs of being
remotely weak or human before. Still, she stood there, not doing anything.
'Dammit! Well, I'll have to step it up.' Jinnai thought, before going on. "My
own demon
goddess.. turned against me.. *sniff*.. and to think, I was kind enough to
revive you when
everyone else thought of you as.. *sob*.. pure evil.."
Ifurita was touched by this... it was logical. She stepped forward a bit, and
placed a hand on
Jinnai's shoulder.
Jinnai twisted his face away from Ifurita, so she couldn't see his lips twist
and contort,
trying to hold back the insane laughter that was building inside. 'Yes! It
worked!! I'm going to
score!! YESS!!! I am the _GOD_!!'
"Master... please..." Ifurita started, coming even closer to Jinnai.
Jinnai could barely contain himself, but he managed to keep up the facade.
"Noo.. noo..
*surpressed chortle... almost sounds like a 'sniff'*.. you.. you just go
on... don't think about
me.."
Ifurita could swear there was something wrong.. but pushed the feeling aside.
Her master was
trying to confide in her.. something that had never happened before. She was
a bit naive about
the entire thing.
Just then, her master turned around, burying his face in her shoulder (and
conviently hiding his
repressed snickers).
Ifurita, shocked, withdrew a bit, but eventually wrapped an arm around
Jinnai, still a bit
confused on about what this matter was entirely about. Jinnai smiled at this,
and moved an arm
around Ifurita's midsection, and crept another arm up her back, grabbing her
collar, and slowly
dragging the shoulder of her outfit off.
Ifurita gasped, not sure at all what was happening now. Jinnai removed the
other shoulder from
her outfit, letting the trenchcoat-like garment to drop to the floor, leaving
Ifurita in nothing
more then a skin tight bodysuit. Ifurita scooted back in surprise, but
Jinnai, still having his
arm around her, followed her, and then both stopped as Ifurita backed into
the wall, pinning her
beneath Jinnai.
Ifurita wringled a bit, still in a state of shock about the events unfolding.
Jinnai took a few
moments to remember his long and intricate study of human sexual behavior the
night before. 'Ha,
my next move will place her into sexual _ecstasy_..' he mused to himself.
Slowly, he pulled his hand out from behind her, and... clumsily cupped her
left breast.
She gasped a bit, but it was hardly the reaction he was looking for. Jinnai
frowned a bit.. then
remembered something. 'Oh yeah, I'm supposed to get her _naked_ first..'. It
was a minor
setback, but nothing would keep him from claiming his *rightful* prize.
Jinnai lunged his face forward, catching Ifurita in a haphazard kiss. He
added his tongue into
the mix, and was a bit surprised... when Ifurita started to return the favor.
'YES!! I, Katsuhiko Jinnai, have done it!! Now, she shall feel the might of
my glorious pelvic
thrust!!' Jinnai barely restrained another resounding whooping laugh, and
managed to keep his
mind on his work; trying to peel away Ifurita's bodysuit.
Ifurita, for her part, started working on undressing Jinnai, mostly running
her hands around his
back and chest. Jinnai managed to work her bodysuit down to her waist,
revealing her breasts.
Her nipples soon started to harden after exposure to the cool air of the
Bugrom fortress. Jinnai
grinned, rubbing his thumb over them, provoking a few moans out of the demon
goddess. In
response, Ifurita circles her hands down around from Jinnai's back to his
groin, taking his
rod of rulership in her hands.
Jinnai sputtered a bit, flushed with success. The demon goddess worked her
hands around his
groin, causing his pants to drop. She pulled his underwear down a bit,
letting his phallus
flop out... and then proceeded to stand there, staring. Jinnai growled in
frustration,
pistoning his hip forward and shoving his manhood into Ifurita's mouth. Her
eyes widened
for a moment, before she began some haphazard sucking, slowly moving her
tongue and mouth
around his shaft.
Jinnai groaned a bit, then he let off a loud laugh of triumph! His devious,
masterful plan
of seduction was paying off! Unfortunately, his laughing turned out to be
sort of a turn
off, as Ifurita backed off, leaving Jinnai's now rigid scepter of command
hanging.
Displeased, Jinnai kneeled down to Ifurita, who was now backed up against the
wall. As she
watched curiously, he removed the rest of her bodysuit, revealing her vagina.
He crouched
down, leveling the head of his phallus to her lower lips. With a grin and a
cackle, Jinnai
thrust inwards.
Gasping, Ifurita arched back as a wave of pain and pleasure washed over her.
She grappled
her hands out, clutching herself to Jinnai and pushing her voluptous breasts
against his
chest while he continued thrusting. He, in turn, shifted one of his hands
from her bottom
to cradling her breasts. Groaning from the attention, both soon reached a
mutual orgasm
and fell onto each other in middle of the hallway, exhausted. Ifurita wrapped
her arms
around the unconscious dictator before slipping into sleep herself.
The Bugrom who had gathered around to watch as the two boffed in the hallway
shrugged,
passed it off as a human greeting ritual, and moved on with their work.
-------
Shayla-Shayla released another blistering attack onto the attacking Bugroms.
She, the rest of
the priestesses, and Fujisawa, Nanami and Makoto had been ambushed by this
advanced scouting
party while rushing through the Florisitica wilderness, searching for some
trace of Ifurita.
Fortunately, they were more then enough for the Bugrom, who were being
quickly thwarted.
Just as Fujisawa was about to deliver the finishing Boot to the Head to the
last one,
suddenly a barrage of energy blasts rained down from the sky, causing the
team to scramble,
leaving only Nanami, Afura, and Makoto in the clearing, as Ifurita landed,
holding onto a
smirking Jinnai before setting him onto the ground and then... leaning on
him, sighing lovingly.
Makoto and the others gazed in shock for a while, before Makoto stepped
forward, yelling, 'What
have you done with her?!!"
Jinnai's smirk got even wider, if it were possible, then laughed.
"WAH-HAHAHAHAHA!!! I've beaten
you at your own game, Mizuhara! For see see, I, Katsuhiko Jinnai, have
seduced *and* totally
entranced Ifurita with my bad macho self!! WAH-HAHAHAHA!!!"
Nanami began snickering, but Makoto, now significantly angered, shot back.
"Oh yeah!? Well,
I... umm... I.... I BOFFED YOUR SISTER!" he said, pointing at Nanami.
Afura and Nanami stared incredously at Makoto, while Jinnai looked between
Nanami and Makoto.
"Nanami.. but.. eerrgghh.. how dare you soil the family name by sleeping with
the enemy?!
Grrr... Ifurita!!! Destroy them all!!"
Ifurita stood up a bit, then suddenly turned grabbing back onto Jinnai.
"But.. but.. I don't
want to!"
Jinnai's eye twitched dangerously. "What?!! Why not?!!"
Lifting her head up off of Jinnai's chest, her eyes sparkling as they looked
into his bewildered
ones, she smiled and said, "Ohh.. but you've shown me the light! They are
more things in this
world then death and destruction! Come, let us return to the palace and
consumate our love
*again*!" With that, she grabbed onto Jinnai, and flew away with him,
ignoring his shrieks of
protest and oaths of vengence against Makoto.
Makoto sighed in relief, then looked up, scratching the back on his head.
"Well, looks like
Jinnai bit off a little more then he could chew when he seduced Ifurita..
heh, right?" he said,
turning to Afura and Nanami.
Nanami looked at Makoto with her face contorted with rage, and a vein
throbbing dangerously on
her forehead. "What the HELL WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? DO I LOOK LIKE SOME
KIND OF SLUT TO
YOU?!!"
Makoto sweatdropped, and backed away. "Umm.. seriously, I was just kidding..
trying to put him
off, that's all.. heh heh.. wasn't thinking.." He then quickly ran away into
the bush with
Nanami in close pursuit, shrieking about how she'd tear him limb from limb.
Afura, finally breaking out of her shock, rolled her eyes, then took to the
air, chasing after
Nanami and Makoto, figuring that Makoto would need help keeping Nanami from
killing him. She
sighed a bit as well.. she was getting too old for this already.
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Well, that was my first lemon fic. Hope you liked it, or at least found it to
be amusing MSTing
fodder. Anyway, C&C goes to arsenal13@usa.net. Drop me a line sometime..
c'mon, submit to the
call of Ktulu. :P