Ranma 1/2: Half a Loaf of Bastard
*INSERT STANDARD DISCLAIMER HERE.*
*None of these characters are mine, they all belong to their respective
creators*
*WARNING: LEMON SCENTED TOWARDS THE END*
Chapter 2: A Dash of This, a Pinch of That.
"Nice to meet you Mr. Schneider" Ranma said, looking at the platinum haired
man in front of her. "This might sound odd, but you aren't here to kill me
are you?"
Dark Schneider blinked, several times, at the young lady in front of him. "I
don't think so. I was in the middle of a battle then suddenly I was here."
Ranma smiled, "Well, things like that happen all the time around here.
Welcome to Nerima. I was just about to have something to eat, would you
like some? I'm afraid all I have is salad. Everyone else is away for the
weekend and that's all that's in the refridgerator."
Dark Schneider smiled, "Certainly. With all the fighting, I haven't had a
chance to eat anything. "
Ranma led Dark Schneider inside the dojo, and retrieved the salad from the
refridgerator, along with a couple of cans of soda, and placed them on the
table before sitting down across for the slightly befuddled Dark Schneider
who picked up one of the cans and was examining it.
Ranma smiled slightly, he reminded her of some of the people in the back
country of China that had never seen a soda can before. "You pull that ring
on top of the can towards you and it opens.
Dark Schneider pulled the ring in question, the can popping open with a
hiss. He peered down into the can for a few moments, trying to figure out
what this demon called 'Coca-Cola' was, before Ranma spoke up. "It's
something to drink." Dark Schneider blinked at Ranma, then lifted the can
to his lips and tilted it back. His eyes opened with surprise as the sweet
liquid poured over his lips, swallowing before he even thought about it.
"This... This is wonderful. Where did you find this?"
Ranma blinked in surprise, she had never seen anyone react to coca-cola like
that before. "In the refridgerator. Kasumi keeps us well stocked."
Dark Schneider blinked as well, "What is this refridgerator? And is Kasumi
your Goddess?"
Ranma boggled. Even the people in China knew what a refridgerator was. "Its
a place to keep food cold and fresh. And Kasumi is Mr. Tendo's eldest
daughter. She does most of the cooking and cleaning around the house."
Dark Schneider paused a moment to think, "And where does Kasumi get it?" He
wanted to bring some of this back with him, Yohko and Arshe would love it.
"At the grocery store." Ranma replied.
"Grocery store?" Dark Schneider asked.
Ranma blinked, This guy must really be from the backwoods he though. "Yeah,
it's an indoor market place."
Dark Schneider smiled, "Ahh, that explains much."
Ranma smiled too, the good humor at the table was infectious. He filled 2
bowls with salad, and passed one over to Dark Schneider.
Dark Schneider smiled again, this salad was something he understood at
least. He glanced at Ranma again. She really is quite fetching, he thought.
She is easily as beautiful as Yohko or Arshe. Perhaps he would take her
with him when he returned to Metalicana.
They began to eat in silence, Dark Schneider blinking in surprise
occasionally at the unusual tastes among the more familiar ones. "This is
very good Ranma, did you make this?"
Ranma smiled, "Yeah, I just threw some stuff together out of the fridge. It
turned out pretty well." Ranma noticed that Schneider had a nice smile, but
shoved the thought rudely aside. Guys didn't think about other guy's
smiles.
The two of them continued dinner, chatting amicably about this and that,
Ranma never realizing that she was actually flirting with Dark Schneider at
times.
Dark Schneider did notice, however, and was responding to it, even though he
couldn't tell if Ranma was picking up his hints that he found her very
attractive or not.
After dinner, Ranma stacked the dishes in the sink. "I'll take care of
these later on. No one here but me and him anyway." Something about that
bugged her, but she couldn't put her finger on it so she let it go and
returned to the living room and plopped onto the couch, reaching for the TV
remote.
Dark Schneider sat in a chair, relaxing a bit, and watching Ranma as she
walked through the room to the couch, noticing how her clothes moved against
her body. His eyes nearly bulged out of his head as she flopped onto the
couch, her chest bouncing. A moment later he was starting in awe. Not at
Ranma's chest though, but at the TV set. "What kind of magic box is this?"
Ranma blinked at Dark Schneider, "It's not magic, its just a TV set. It
shows programs that TV stations broadcast."
Dark Schneider looked skeptical, but calmed down, watching the tv set and
glancing occasionally at Ranma, who was of much more interest to him.
As for Ranma, she was having a hard time concentrating on the TV. She
couldn't seem to get Dark Schneider out of her mind. The way the light
glinted in his eyes, the way his hair moved in an unseen breeze, the way his
muscles moved under his clothing...
Dark Schneider finally had enough of sitting around stareing at a box and
stood up, closing the distance to the couch in 2 steps, then sitting down
next to Ranma and gently took her face in his hands, his lips moved to her,
his arms sliding down to hold her against his strong body as their lips met
in a warm, lingering kiss.
Ranma froze for a moment, but only a moment, then responded tentitively to
the kiss, her lips sweet and warm, lingering against his, allowing herself
to forget about being a man for once.
Dark Schneider let her respond at her own pace, his hand stroked her back as
he held her, his lips moved a bit as they kissed, tilting his head as the
heat rose.
Ranma smiled into the kiss, then nibbled softly on his lower lip for a
moment, her hands moving to encircle his neck softly, the loudness of her
heartbeat echoing in her ears.
Dark Schneider's lips parted as she nibbled, his tongue slipping out to
brush her lips as his hands slid over her own strong but soft form,
caressing the roundness of her hips as his hands slid over her your chinese
clothes.
Ranma was in a mild state of surprise, her body telling her to continue even
as that male part of her mind told her that this was unmanly. Her body won
out and her lips pressed more fully against Dark Schneider's, opening
partialy as his tongue brushed across them. Her arms slid around down
around his shoulders, her hands stroking his back softly.
Dark Schneider's tongue slid into her mouth, exploring, teasing hers as
their lips melded hotly together. His chest is solid against her soft
breasts, rocking a little against her as his hands caressed, one sliding
through her soft hair, the other moving down to her bottom.
Ranma mmmms a bit and wiggled softly against him, her body finally taking
complete control of her. Her tongue sought his own out and entwined softly
with it.
Dark Schneider was definitely enjoying the feel of Ranma's body against him
as he suckled at her tongue, letting the sweet first kiss linger as they
held each other tightly, her wiggling making things grow down below.
Ranma closed her lips around his tongue and suckled on it softly for a few
moments, then opened her lips and allowed her tonuge to trace his back into
his mouth, tenderly exploring. A brief thought crossed her mind, This is
actually... very nice... VERY nice.
Dark Schneider mmmmed into the hot kiss, passions steaming as their tongues
slid and played, his
lips admitting her tongue as they explored each other. He held her tightly
against him as their fires raged, each movement felt by the other as they
touch.
Ranma smiled into the kiss, not resisting at all now as he held her,
actually snuggling softly against you. She moves a hand to stroke through
your hair, her fingers playing with a few strands of it.
Dark Schneider's slid a hand up her back slowly as they cuddled, the kiss
sizzling and threatening to set off fire alarms. His other hand moved lower,
pulling her to him, his hand squeezing her bottom lovingly as he ground
against her, each little shift pressed something firm against her thigh.
Ranma mmmed and unconsciously wrapped a leg around his hip as she twirled a
strand of his surprisingly soft hair around one of her fingers. Her other
hand moved to stroke his cheek softly.
Dark Schneider's kiss burned as she reacted more agressively and he reacted
as well, by sliding his hand from her back around to her side, rising up her
firm middle to cup a breast from the side as they pressed together. His
lips and tongue were quick and agile as they share this passion.
Ranma mmmed as he cupped her breast from the side, finally breaking the kiss
to come up for air, "Ne, Darshu-kun... Maybe we should go someplace more
comfortable than the couch?"
Dark Schneider nodded and easily picked Ranma up in his arms, swinging her a
bit. "Just show me where my dear."
Ranma smiled and pointed to the stairs, "Up there, to the left, in the 3rd
door... and straight on till morning."