NOTE: Anime University is an Original Creation created by Joseph
McKenzie, Keiichi Masaki and Kamui Knight. While many of the
characters from this story belong to other companies, the main
cast of individuals who were thrown into this universe. All
other characters the property of their rightful owners. If you
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Anime University #2 First Day of Classes
"Mmm.." Nate slowly opened his eyes and started to stretch
and yawn. This had been one of the best sleeps he had in a long
time. He suddenly found that he couldn't move his arms. He
looked down and found out why.
Natsuki and Megumi were snuggled up against him, both of them
in their pajamas. Natsuki was the first to wake up and she
nuzzled Nate's neck.
"Mmmm. Ohayo.."
"Morning, Natsuki-chan." Nate managed to work an arm loose and
wrap it around her.
Megumi was the next to wake up and she kissed Nate on the cheek.
"Morning, Nate-chan."
"Morning, Megumi-chan.. Oi. Oi." Nate wrapped an arm around
her.
Matt stuck his head in. "Oh, good morning, you're up?!"
"We were all too tired," answered Natsuki.
"Oh, I see.. Well, you three better get up, your first class
is at eight o'clock."
Megumi and Natsuki nod and get up, headed toward the bathroom.
Nate sat there with a stunned expression on his face. "My first
class is at eight?! Why didn't someone tell me?!"
"Everyone --including me-- thought you knew!"
"When did you get your class schedule?!"
"Yesterday, I had Steve print it up."
"Why didn't anyone tell me to get mine?"
"We thought you'd think of it."
"Oro.. Steve, Steve!!"
"Pepsi.." Steve moaned from his place of rest atop the computer
keyboard.
Nate tossed Steve a Pepsi. "I need my class schedule, now!"
"Um. okay." Steve printed it up and handed it to Nate. Nate
scanned over it.
"My first class is. Juraian Botany 201? Who's teaching--
oh, Ayeka. That should be interesting."
"Yes it should. Let's cut down some trees!" jeered Matt.
"Romantic Literature with Kiyone Masaki. hmm.-- Wait, did I read
that right? Kiyone teaching romance lit?"
"Mmm-hmm."
"Huh. okay.. um... Mecha Piloting 241 with-- Zechs Marquis?"
Matt grinned. "This is gonna be a fun day, I have that class,
too!"
"Okay. what else do I have?.. I have a gym-- oh my God in
heaven! I-I'm in a volleyball class!"
"Kewl!" said Matt.
"Nate, you're in that class too?" Natsuki has hearts in her
eyes.
"Y-y-your in that class?? Please tell me it's a mix of guys and
girls!"
"You're the only guy I know that will be in it."
"Oro. And. mmm. what's the last one?.. Oh, I'm a teaching
assistant in. Magical Girls 101. That doesn't sound too bad."
"Don't try to bone any of the ten-year olds!" teased Matt.
"Baka Hentai Yaro! I'm not a sicko!"
"Could have fooled me-- OW!" Matt rubbed his shin. "What was
that for?!"
Nate re-sheathed his sakabatou. "That was what that was for. I
need to take a shower now."
"Can't. All the bathrooms are in use."
"All of them? Hang on," Nate walked over to the bathroom door
where Natsuki and Megumi were. He knocked. "Girls."
"Uh-uh," replied Natsuki in a teasing voice.
"Please!"
"You can't shower with us," chimed in Megumi's voice. "Not that
we'd mind."
"I was just asking you girls to hurry up!"
"We'll try, but you should try the other bathroom."
"Mmm-kay. Uh, Matt, who's in the other bathroom?"
"I don't know."
"Well, I guess I'll find out." Nate walked over to the other
bathroom and knocked on the door. "Who's in there?"
No response.
Nate knocked louder. "Oi! Hurry up in there!"
Heavy breathing.
"Matt, someone's getting it on in the bathroom!"
"Mhph. follow me then." Matt led Nate around to the plumbing
in the back and him jump up on his shoulders. "Turn the red knob
off."
"Um. why?"
"That'll cut off the hot water!"
"Why don't I. just cut off all the water?"
"Because we want to freeze their butts so they'll come running
out!"
"Why?!"
"So you can jump in, AHO!"
"Okay." Nate turned off the hot water.
"YAAHHH!!!" Heero and Relena came running out of the bathroom
naked.
"Oi, Heero! Now I see what you see in Relena!" called out Duo,
playfully.
"Duo! I will kill you!"
Relena goes chasing after Duo, who has the sense to bounce out
of the futon and run himself.
Nate turned the hot water back on and bounced down into the
shower.
"Ahh." A few minutes later, he emerged and started getting
dressed.
He'd just finished tying his tie --he's wearing Dockers, a
button-down shirt, and a tie-- when Natsuki and Megumi come out
of their bathroom wearing sailor fukus. Nate's eyes almost
popped out.
"Oro.."
"Hi, Nate!" they said as one, giggling.
".Girls. you look so kawaii."
They blush.
"A-hahah--Uh! Matt! What are you doing?!"
"I'm giving you some condoms, you'll need them!"
Natsuki and Megumi blushed even redder.
"Ooh! Baka Hentai Yaro!"
"Don't try to hit me again."
"Or what?!"
"You won't like the results."
"Uh. what would the results be?"
"A broken sakabatou."
"No!. You wouldn't!"
"Yes, I would."
"Alright, I won't hit you too hard."
"You were warned."
"We have botany with Miss Ayeka," answered Megumi.
"Okay. does anyone else in here?"
Matt and Steve raised their hands.
"Umm. okay, how do we get-- w-where is the campus, anyway?"
"We'll all go. We'll give you the directions."
"Okay. but how far away from it is here?"
"Only ten miles."
"Are we gonna walk?"
"No, we're gonna ride in style, in a Gundam!" replied Matt.
Nate laughed. "Matt, you don't have a Gundam."
"What do you call this?" Matt pulled the giant tarp off the
large structure in the back of the apartment and exposed the
head of Gundam Unit 01 peering in from its parking place in the
back of Natsume's shop.
"Oro! Does that have enough room for all of us?"
"It'll be a tight fit in the cockpit, or you can all just ride
in its hand," answered Matt. He grinned at Nate. "The girls can
ride in your lap, of course."
"Oro?"
The girls giggle and blush.
"Do you have any objections, ladies?"
Natsuki and Megumi shook their heads.
* * *
They manage to get to class a moment before Ayeka walks in the
door, looking very much like a pretty young private school
student.
"Good morning, class, I'm your teacher, Ayeka. We'll be studying
the plants and trees of Jurai this term."
Matt raised his hand.
"Um, yes?"
"Can I cut down trees?"
Ayeka's eyes widen. "Why would you want to cut down trees?"
"I don't like Jurai trees, but they make really good tooth
picks!"
"Uh. I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Now class, open your books
to--"
"How to cut down a Jurai tree in six easy lessons!"
Ayeka glared at Matt. "Young man, please stop disrupting
the class."
"Please stop being my princess!"
Ayeka glared at him even harder. "Exactly what do you mean, be
your princess?"
"I don't know, Oujosama, why don't you tell me that?"
"Mmm.. hmmm. class, open your books to page three-o-three,
the section on--"
"How to cut down Jurai trees in six easy-- OW!" Matt winces
as a whip stung him.
Ayeka pulled back her whip and laughed. "Ohohohohoho!
Ohohohohoho! Class, turn in your books to page 303."
Everyone in the class turned their pages as one.
"Whip me again!"
"Mister. What's your name?"
"Hot, my last name's 'for you'."
"Seriously, young man."
"I don't know, Princess, you're giving me a case of the
jollies!"
"Huh. whatever your name is, stay after class! I want to talk
with you, privately."
"That sounds good."
After class, everyone rushes out, except Matt.
"Alright, what'd you want to talk about?" He grinned at Ayeka.
The sounds of his cries from being whipped echoed through out
the building.
* * *
The next course is romantic literature, as taught by Kiyone
Masaki.
Kiyone is still as beautiful as ever, but is a far cry happier
than her GP days. Course, being married to a Juraian emperor
tends to do that. And she directs a super happy smile at her
class.
"Alright, class, turn in your books to page sex-ninety-sex--
I mean six-ninety-six!"
Giggles run around the class, which is to be expected
considering that the class is almost completely female. Nate is
feeling a little more than uncomfortable, seeing as he was the
only guy in the class.
"Um. Mister Clampitt, would you please read?"
"Umm. yes, Ma'am. Which poem was it?"
"The one about the goddess of love."
"Um. okay." And Nate read the poem. By the time he'd finished,
all the girls in the class, except Kiyone were oohing and ahhing
and sighing and looking at him with hearts in their eyes. Nate
started sweat-dropping.
"Hehehehe."
"That's very good, Nate," praised Kiyone, "but you didn't say it
with much feeling. Can you say it with more feeling?"
"Um. yes, I guess I can." Nate did so, and by the end of this
time, Kiyone had hearts in her eyes.
"Oohh.-- I mean, that was very good, Mister Clampitt. Now--"
There was a knock on the door and Tenchi Masaki stuck his head
in. "Oi, kimi, can I talk to your for a second?"
"Hai, anata-- I-I-I'll be right back, class, behave yourselves!"
Kiyone rushed out of the classroom and took her husband's
arm.
"Well, that's ni-- uh, huh?!" Nate looked around the classroom.
All the girls were gathered around his desk, hearts in their
eyes and hands clutched together. Natsuki and Megumi got out of
their chairs and sat in Nate's lap.
"He's ours!" they both said. A minute later, a brawl erupted.
Nate, somehow managed to sneak about half-way out of the door
when Natsuki pulled him back in.
"You're not getting out of this one! We're fighting over you!"
she said.
"I thought you and Megumi already decided!"
"So! We're still gonna fight over you!"
"What are you gonna fight about?"
"Keeping the other girls from you! Now, get back in here!"
"Augh! Help me, Sensei, help me, Sensei!"
"I'm busy." moaned Kiyone, her lips separating from Tenchi's
only for a second.
* * *
On break between classes, Nate is in the locker room, taking
an ice cold shower.
"T-t-t-t-that's-b-b-b-better."
Matt squinted at his friend as he watches him pull on shorts
and a T-shirt for gym. "You look like you just got dropped
in an arctic lake!"
"G-g-good, y-y-you don't know what happened last class! I-I-I
had a classroom of girls fighting over me!"
"Sounds like fun."
"Now I know how Tenchi, and Kyosuke, and Ranma feel!"
"I'm glad for you."
"Ah, well, how much worse can gym class be?"
Nate found out really quickly.
"You want me to wear. what?"
Achika smiled and held up the girl's gym suit. "This."
"Uh. huh-huh. I don't think so."
Achika is still smiling. "But you have to wear it."
"Uh. can't I just wear what I am wearing now?" Nate asked,
motioning at his shorts and T-shirt.
"Uh-uh. you have to wear the uniform."
"B-b-but I'm a guy!. Don't you have any uniforms for guys?"
"Nope, this is all we have."
"Huh-huh.. Oh. fine. Just turn off the security cameras in
here." If Nate thought that was bad, it was a vacation compared
to the last class, where he was the teaching assistant for
Magical Girls 101.
Ironically enough, the teacher, Ramia, was a die-hard feminist
and the class spent the entire period, using Nate as a punching
bag.
"Oro." Nate is relaxing at the end of the day in the sauna,
in one of the gym buildings. "My aching. everything."
Natsuki came in, wrapped in a towel. "Oh, there you are, Nate."
"Oh, hi Natsuki-- Natsuki!! B-b-b-but this is the."
Natsuki giggled. "The saunas are co-ed. Oh. my poor Nate." She
lies him down and places his head in her lap. "You look so
tired, go ahead and take a nap."
"Oh! There you two are!" Megumi, also wrapped in a towel, came
into the sauna. She looked concernedly at Nate. "Natsuki,
what's wrong with Nate?"
"Oh. he just had a rough day," Natsuki stroked Nate's head
lovingly. "Besides, he was the teaching assistant in that
magical girls class."
"Oh. poor baby." Megumi leaned down and kissed Nate on the
forehead. "There."
After a while, Nate recovered somewhat. "Thank you,
Natsuki-chan, Megumi-chan, I feel a little better now."
"Good," Natsuki kissed him on the forehead and lifted his head
up out of her lap, laying it gently down on the bench. As she
got up, she removed her towel and stretched out on the bench
across from Nate, on her stomach, her tail twitching in the air.
Nate suddenly got a big nose-bleed. "I really have to go and
take a shower!"
Matt suddenly entered the sauna and he whipped off his towel.
"Ah! Here you guys are!"
Megumi and Natsuki blinked and narrowed their eyes.
"Hey, what's wrong?" protested Matt.
Natsuki wrinkled her nose. "It's so. small. nothing like
Nate's!"
Matt started sweat-dropping and one of his veins started
popping. "What?! How would you know what it looks like!? Nate,
have you been doing them without a condom!?"
"Well, no, he hasn't, but we can see it, see!" and she pointed
at Nate's towel.
"Oi! You have no control, do you?!"
"Hmm.. Let me think," snapped Nate, wearily. "I'm just lying
here in the sauna with my two girl-friends who neither one of
which is wearing anything! What do you think my reaction should
be?"
"Your point being?!"
"Yes, my point being!" Nate rose carefully from the bench. "I'm
going to go and take a cold shower."
"Okay, Nate," said Megumi. "And we'll be waiting for you when
you're finished. Want to go and get some lunch at the mall?"
"Sure, that sounds good," Nate left the sauna. Natsuki and
Megumi left a few moments later, leaving Matt alone in the
sauna.
Nate was just finishing dressing when he heard a hi-pitched
scream and a crashing sound from the girl's locker room.
Throwing on the rest of his clothes and not worrying, he rushed
out of the boy's locker room, just in time to see Megumi and
Natsuki emerging, breathing heavily.
"Are you guys alright?" he asked.
"Yeah. we're just fine." replied Megumi. "Just."
And Natsuki picked up. "There was this sick. little man in the
locker room. he was trying to steal our panties!"
"Your. panties?" asked Nate, slowly, starting to get a nosebleed
again.
Before the girls could respond, they heard a loud,
"KAME-HAME-HA!!" sound from inside the girl's locker room and
then a hole was punched through the roof and a small, round
object was sent flying.
A moment later, Sasami emerged from the locker room, clapping
her hands together to take the dust of them.
Nate went bug-eyed. "Oro?.Uh. hahahahaha.. Come girls, let's
go to the mall!" he took the hands of both of his girl-friends.
"Hai!" they sounded off in unison.
* * *
Soon, after eating fast food, Nate and girls were
window-shopping and the girls were drooling over jewelry.
Nate was sweat-dropping. "Uh..how much do those cost?"
Natsuki held up the price tag for a small, simple sapphire
ring. The price tag read for ten or eleven figures.
"Oro!? Um. girls, I don't have that much!"
"We know," they said, "we're just looking." However, the girls
did have enough money to buy clothes, specifically.
"Why are you dragging me here?!" protested Nate half-heartedly
as they drug him through the doors of Victoria Secrets.
"Oh. because of that little sicko, we need to buy some new
panties," explained Megumi.
"Um. okay. um. but, why do you need me here?"
"To help us choose, silly!" giggled Natsuki.
Nate's nose started bleeding again.
"Hello!" A beautiful, blue-haired girl popped up suddenly,
wearing a blouse and skirt. "My name is Tsunami, what are you
shopping for today?"
Nate was very blushing now. "Um.. Uh. my lady friends here are
in the market for some. um. undergarments."
"Oh, alright!" Tsunami clapped her hands twice and a beautiful
girl with purple eyes and pale brown hair emerged in a red-lace
teddy. "Tokimi, why don't you model this for--"
"ORO!!!" Nate passed out.
"Hey, wake up, you!" Tokimi pulled him to his feet and buried
his face in-between her breasts. "Come on, wake up, wake up!"
Nate's eyes opened.
Saw where they were.
His nose shot blood, and he passed out again.
"Tsunami, I think this boy needs water."
"Did someone say water?!" Matt suddenly appeared in the store.
He grabbed Nate, drug him out of the store and moshed him in a
large wishing fountain. Nate was sputtering and coughing.
"AHO!! AHO!! What the hell was that for?!"
"You're awake now, aren't you?" replied Matt. "Now you can go
back and fondle the sale-clerk some more, you fox, you."
"Fox?! I'm not a fox!"
"I'm sorry, I mean you player you."
"I am not a player!"
"Then what are you?"
"Erg!"
Matt came back in several minutes later, just in time to find
Nate sitting in a chair, leaned forward, a glazed over
expression on his face. Megumi and Natsuki were modeling rather
skimpy undergarments for him.
Nate's daze was shattered when Matt dumped a box of condoms
on his head.
Tokimi then turned to Matt and smiled at him. "Well, hello sir,
are you shopping for something for your girl friend or wife?"
"Um. no, I'm just here to pick up my friends-- Nate, time to
go!"
"Ohh.. Kay." Nate got up from his chair very carefully.
"Girls, do you have everything you're going to buy?"
The two girls suddenly popped-up, fully dressed and heart eyed
holding up little bags. "We're all ready!"
"Okay." Nate started to reach for his wallet.
"Uh-uh. We've already paid, now come on." Each girl took one arm
and basically carried Nate out of the store.
Tokimi smiled. "Your friend seems to be quite popular with the
ladies."
"Yeah, I'd noticed." Matt tossed a couple of bills on the
counter. "That's for any trouble they might have caused."
* * *
When they arrived back at the apartment, Steve was cooking.
"Hey everyone!" he called out. Nate sniffed the air.
"Hey, that smells good, what's for dinner?"
"Noodles and miso soup. I got the recipe from the
beef-Wellington. Um...no meat, I'm afraid, though. There's
some pickles, though, if you want them-- Oh, by the way! You
guys've got phone messages!"
"Really?" Matt was the first to speak up. "Who'd I get it from?"
"Uh. you only got two. First one's from Ayeka, says 'your status
in the classroom requires immediate and intensive private
tutoring.' She wants you to come to her place and discuss this
over dinner."
"In that case, I'll be on my way." Matt headed for the door.
"The other one is from Zechs, he wants a duel."
"Um. oh, boy. later, later. Bye!" Matt disappeared.
"Okay. how many for me?" asked Nate tentatively.
"Ninety-six-- no, wait, ninety-seven-- no, wait, ninety-nine--
no-- one-hun-- no.. One-hundred, five."
Nate was now sweat-dropping. "Okay. um. how many of those are
from girls?"
"Every single one of them."
"What's the basic content?"
"Basically, all of them want to become the future Nate
Clampitt-- well, except for the message from Kiyone-sensei,
she just wants to set you up with her niece."
"N--A--T--E!!"
Nate was now heavily sweat-dropping when he turned around to see
Natsuki and Megumi looking extremely pissed. "Uh. uh.
Natsuki-dono... Megumi-dono."
SMACK!
"Ouchie.." Nate collapsed to the floor.
The girls then stormed off to their cubicle.
"Girls, wait up, wait up! This wasn't my idea, I wasn't trying
to do anything! I-- Whoa!" Nate tripped over something and he
looked at that thing. "Happosai?!"
"Mmmm.." Happosai was nuzzling a pair of white, cotton panties
with a little boy on the waistband.
"Ugh! Gimme those!"
"What?! They're yours?!"
"No! Natsuki, are these yours?"
Natsuki came out her cubicle, took her panties, and slapped
Nate.
"OW! What was that for?!"
"For stealing my panties, hentai!" She marched back in and
slammed the door.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry, even though I didn't do anything.
Oh, I give up."
Happosai was now nuzzling another pair of underwear. "Oh, Ranma.
Ranma, where are you?"
"Watch it, Happosai, those are a guys jockey shorts you're
nuzzling.
"Uh?!" Happosai looked at what he was nuzzling. "Ah, so they
are. Thank you for noticing this."
Nate sighed and went to his cubicle and lied down.
But he couldn't sleep.
* * *
Later that evening, after everyone else has gone to bed, he goes
and knocks on their cubicle door. "Girls, can I come in?"
No response.
"Girls? Please? I'm sorry."
Another knock, no response.
"Girls, please?"
No response.
"Kimi tachi wa ga ishteru? Honto ni! Kimi tachi wa ga--" Nate
suddenly burst out laughing as he felt fingers tickling him. He
finally managed to turn around and face both of the girls.
"There you two are."
Both girls grabbed a shoulder and hopped up and kissed Nate on
the cheek. Nate immediately started to nose-bleed.
Natsuki giggled and tweaked his nose. "You have such a weak
nose. We're going to have to fix that."
"I'm sorry, you two."
"We know it's not your fault, all the girls at school want you."
"Well, not all of them, Kiyone-sensei just called me up to set
me up with her niece."
"Well, we know you have a sexy body."
"No I don't!" protested Nate.
"No, he doesn't," remarked Steve as he rolled by in on a
computer chair, carrying a five liter bottle of Pepsi.
Everyone started sweat-dropping again until Steve disappeared.
"Uh. well, I'm glad we cleared this up, good-night, girls."
Nate started to head back to his cubicle.
"Oh, no, you're not going anywhere!" And they dragged him into
their cubicle.
THE END
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