Whoo yet another chapter finished
this is getting weird
i might put out a chaptet of something else next
but who knows
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C&C please
Dominion Crisis (ver 1.0)
Dominion Tank Police/ Bubblegum Crisis X-over
By Trevor Hoffert
Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine I'm just
borrowing em, not my fault if they get mangled, twisted or
charred while in return post.
Chapter 2: Cops and Robbers
or Massive property damage
<BGM Rockin' the Beat by Lou Bonnevie from AD police>
Leona was hurrying along. That is to say she was in
pursuit of a criminal. Whether real or imagined on her part
depends on when you caught her. At this particular point in
time she was hunting Bank robbers. A particularly nasty bunch
that used boomers in their crimes
which made it her job. Well not hers specifically but she liked
to think that way.
The current location of Bonaparte and Leona was on a side
street racing to cut off the escaping criminals. Barreling out
of the alley and missing the robber's truck by inches. She
turned to follow and fire a warning shot. Now most of us come
to think of a warning shot as missing the target but coming
close enough to make them think twice about surrendering.
Leona's warning shot aim was a little off. Leona always
complained she had bad aim. Well, aim so bad that she hit what
she wanted to hit rather than what she was shooting at.
As we get back to our chase in progress Leona is putting
the pedal to the metal and opening up at the bad guys now that
they ignored her warning shot. The first shots blew holes out
of the rear of the truck the robbers were using. This allowed
the boomers in the back to start shooting at Bonaparte. One
shot ricocheted of Bonaparte's turret. This did minor damage to
the paint job. This did something
the robbers were not expecting.
A really mad person of the female persuasion who is driving a
military class vehicle. This is not a good thing for most bad
guys. (Go watch Dirty Pair or Dirty Pair Flash if you don't
believe me)
Leona opened up at the truck with her main gun as fast as she
could load and shoot it. Bits and pieces fell or were blown off
leaving a trail of metal and plastic bits like a crumb trail.
The boomers had decided to keep their heads down after accurate
fire had removed all three of the heads of the boomers who had
stuck parts out to shoot at Bonaparte. And the remains of the
back of the truck were becoming less and less cover to the
remaining boomers. The said driver a Hiroshi Ikari was getting
more and more nervous as to how exactly he was going to get
away.
Switching back to our favorite main character. Nene was
watching TV over the net instead of doing work.
Switching to our favorite main character of this fic. Leona was
not happy. Really peeved barely began to describe it. Leona
probably could have preformed a credible Demon head attack with
the way she was feeling right now. Her aim was beginning to
finally get sloppy. This was do to the fact that: A, half the
truck was now lying on the road behind her and B, she wasn't
able to hit that half. Leona had done one thing abnormal for
her. She had called in the chase and requested a roadblock.
Thus Mr. Ikari was going to run into a rather well prepared
roadblock in about half a minute.
Thus Mr. Ikari and a quarter of his truck finally reached the
roadblock and he wisely stopped. Well, not really. His truck
died as he reached it and he ran screaming into the arms of the
AD police and Leona proceeded to take the rest of her
frustrations on the remains of the truck and boomers.
Leon himself quipped after this "At least she can catch crooks,
well."
Leona's popularity among the Highway police was at an all time
high due to the number of speeders and such that were deterred
by a Tank on patrol. Now all they had to figure out was a way
to keep accidents down from rubbernecking as Bonaparte went by.
Now unbeknownst to most of us but not to the author.
Another not so smart criminal was planning a bank job. This one
though was thinking of doing something so sneaky and so
nefarious that no one would know that they had done it.
Unfortunately they required one little thing. A hacker or
cracker that could get into the database. That they needed.
Unfortunately all they had was a known hacker of the AD police.
One Nene Romanova. Now folks one doesn't have to be smart to be
a criminal.
Nene was one her way to her home from work. On her dinky
little moped. Leona was bored for once so she decided to escort
Nene home. This she did in her Tank. Nene for one was
unappreciative of the attention.
"Leona, do you have to do this?"
"What, Nene, it's not like I'm doing this cause I like you
personally."
"It's just that. I don't like the attention you get."
"Oh, well I will see you later Nene," and with that Leona drove
off to find some criminal to make unhappy.
This was when, Roland T. Flakwiser, decided to abduct Nene.
With a drive by kidnapping from a nearby Van. Nene was
unconscious and kidnapped in the time it takes to say
"supercalifragilisticexpialadocious".
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AD Police are a quite close bunch when it comes down to it.
Most of them depend on each other for their lives when it comes to fighting
boomers. Leona had fallen in with them quite easily. Her tank now had become
a welcome sight at boomer rampages. The tank brought in a firepower that
until then had only been carriable by K-12 and K-11 units which had been
often slow and cumbersome compared to the comparitively agile boomers.
Leona was currently bored as usual. She was like this often due to the way
boomer rampages happened. The only times she wasn't bored was when she was
patroling and when she was in pursuit of criminal or boomer.
The only thing that perked her up was annoying Nene sometimes and Leon
especially. How was she supposed that his car was able to be left in front
of the AD police HQ. She'd only damaged it. It wasn't even totalled!
Leona currently had finally recieved a shipment of rubber ammo for Bonaparte
a fact that she had rejoiced at. Rubber bullets did less damage but were
alot more satisfing to shoot at fleeing criminals.
She hadn't been able to use her vulcan cannon in weeks due to restrictions
that said one couldn't blow out vehicles from under the speeding drivers.
Now she could accurately disable most vehicles. Another fun thing about
rubber bullets is they were non-lethal for the most part.
Her second parking place beside Bonaparte had been originally set aside
for her own vehicle. This she had decided to set up camp in. Using the boxes
of ammo as walls and the toolkits as a makeshift furniture. While not
actively working she would relax here. Sleep for Leona usually was inside
Bonaparte, curled up in the command chair.
Leona had been worried about Nene's lack of appearence. She had been missing
for quite a few days now. Now Leona's attitude toward this was co-worker
worry at first but after the third day Leona and the rest of the AD police
were getting worried. Calls to her apartment met with no response. A check
of her apartment by Leon and Daley found her gone since they last saw her.
One thing was now obvious she was away somewhere. Whether by choice or by
force was the question. Rumours swept through the AD police as they usually
do. The 'desk mates' of Nene's thought she had met some guy and was off on a
romantic get away. Leona herself was thinking darker. Like she was
kidnapped, raped and then left for dead. This train of thought was easily
derailed as no body had shown up and no ransom had been demanded.
***************
<BGM Goodbye by Gravity Kills from Mortal Kombat (warning explicit lyrics)>
It was a dark and stormy night. The rain fell hard and fast. Leona hating to
stay cooped up on a day like this was on patrol. Leona's electronic suite in
Bonaparte was surpassed only by some of the specialized ECM/ECCM trucks that
AD police used. This made it nearly invisible to detection by normal radar
and such. It also gave it a direct link to most relays of the AD police
radio freqencies and almost continual uplink access to the AD police
database. This was useful in tracking crooks, requesting backup and checking
on criminal records. Leona also was able to call up her friends in Newport
for replacements of depleted ammo stores and extra special ammo they might
find. It also let her recieve email and electronic messages. So when Nene's
haggered face popped up on the viewscreen Leona was relieved. When Nene told
her of the bank robbery she was being forced to do. Leona was to put it
mildly upset. The transmission ending abruptly as a shadow fell across
Nene's face told Leona that time was of the essence.
Flipping on the flashing lights but not the siren. Leona raced to the Bank
in question. Radioing in the a robbery in progress and giving the banks
location. Leona felt that telling the rest of the AD police that officer on
site as well was important enough that she wideband broadcast it on all AD
police channels. This was two seconds before she entered the bank. Now most
banks do not have doors large enough to accomodate a small tank through
them. This didn't slow Bonaparte one bit. With a shower of glass and
concrete Bonaparte smashed it's way through into the bank's lobby.
***************
Nene was not happy, well that was putting it mildly. first she was kidnapped
by and idiot. Forced to hack a bank computer just so this guy could change
his bank records and transfer money into it. She was truly and royally
pissed. The gun pointed at her head didn't help much. She was able to get a
burst message to Leona through the bank's comunication gear which she could
access. The moron Roland noticed this just as Nene was going to give Leona
more info. This earned her a slap and a demand to work faster. It was then
that he was interrupted.
"Umm boss?"
"What is it?"
"There's something coming"
"Well, what is it?"
"It looks like a tank with flashing lights"
"Really?"
Then Bonaparte burst through the front doors.
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Leona skided to bring Bonaparte's side to face the main counter where the
crooks were hiding. Marking Nene's red hair out as a non-combatent. She
opened up with her vulcan cannon. When the bullets started bouncing of one
of the crooks and they burst out of their clothes and skin to reveal a
boomer. She blew it away with a careful shot from the main gun.
***
Nene upon seeing the calvary arrive grabbed the goon's , holding the gun on
her hand, a did what she wanted to do for quite a while. Knee him in the
nuts. This summarily removed the goon from combat. Then she retrieved his
gun and knocked him out.
***
Roland T. Flakwieser maybe a complete idiot but he knew a lost situation
when he saw one. Sneaking out the back way to the waiting escape car.
"Boss, where's everyone else?"
"They um... got left behind"
"Oh"
"Drive you fool"
***
Leona after the shooting at stopped looked over the damage. Nene seemed
fine.
"He went out the back!" Nene yelled.
Leona scanned the composition of the walls interceding her and the back and
decided not to go around but to go through.
***
Nene watched as Bonaparte broke it's way through the walls and out the back
and then race off after the escaping crooks.
***
The imfamous, well not really. The feared, nope. The upset and scared moron,
Roland T. Flakweiser was currently attempting to get away from a chasing
Bonaparte. He wasn't suceeding very well but he was trying.
"Umm... Boss"
"What is it now" Roland snapped.
"There's a tank following us."
"I know that!"
"Umm... it appears to be laughing"
***
Leona after shaking off the rubble from Bonaparte's exit from the back of
the bank took off after Roland. The chase didn't go far. As soon as Leona
had a good lock on the getaway car, she fired. The rubber shell put a major
hole in the back of the car and blew off one of the wheel.
It spun out of control before flipping end over end and coming to rest
beside the side of the road. Leona skided to a halt and brought he guns to
cover the wreck. She grabbed the PA mike and yelled
"COME ON OUT!"
Roland unconscious at this point was unable to comply. The hired goon on the
other hand was able to. Thus when Leona's 'backup' arrived all they had to
do was cart off the two and the job was finished.
Author notes:
Well i'm ending up doing what most other authors do
get caught up with RL and end up taking months to get the next chapter out
God i hate having to go to school.
Next chapter if i have time sometime during the summer depends on how much
of a job i have over it.