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Virgo- Part Five
Whatever Happened to the Outer Senshi?
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Saffir looked at the attractive blonde who was lounging on chair.   She was currently playing computer games with his extremely high-tech equipment, something that made him want to scream, but there was little he could do about it.   You simply didn't argue with Sailor Uranus when she was trying to get her Quake fix.

"Uranus-san," he finally said, looking at her in irritation.   "I need my conmputer back, now!"

"Doshite?" she asked, grabbing a cheese doodle.

"Because I need to plan another attack on Earth!" Saffir snapped.

"We're not suppose to be letting you do that, are we?" Uranus asked over her shoulder to a familiar looking blue-haired woman.

"I don't think so," the women said in an amazingly coy voice.    "But I'm sure we can make an exception in your case.  Just as long as you do what we want."

"It's not like you're REALLY an invader from outside the solar system," Hotaru said, smiling sweetly from her position on his bed.   She was playing around with his chess set, tossing the delicate crystal pieces up and down in the air.   Saffir's eyes clung to her hands as she started to juggle them.   "You're human, at least," she said.   One of her hands slipped and he flinched, watching as one of his prized pieces went crashing to the floor, shattering into a thousand pieces.

"Could you PLEASE be careful?" he asked.

She turned wide purple eyes on him, eyes that reminded him of his older brother's.   "Why?   Can't you just buy some more?"

Trying to explain why destorying things was a bad idea to the girl was was Sailor Saturn was a lost cause.  Shaking his head, he turned back to pretty Neptune.   "Ok, what do you want NOW?" he demanded, as she was obviously the brains behind the entire operation.   Uranus was little more then a hormone-driven muscle bound brute, while Hotaru's obsession with making a mess, dark flickering lamps and contemplating destruction made her a very boring person to be around.

She smiled, then traced a hand along his chin.   I think what I desire most right now-"

"!@#$%^&*!" Uranus yelled at the screen, shaking her gloved fist at the game.

Neptune sighed.   "That's better then what she was saying a week ago." Then she smiled again, this time a little more seductively.   "What I want, Saffir-sama, is quite simple.   You give it to me, and I ensure the Outer Senshi don't interfere with your conquest of Earth."   She leaned over and whispered in his ear.

"That's ALL?" he asked.

She nodded.

The next day found Haruka, Michiru, and Hotaru (in normal guise) all at the Nemesian Beauty Parlor.   They basked in the attentions of the skilled beauticians, and Nemesis was proud of there skill- after all, they catered to the Green Lady Esmeraude herself.

"Um- it's been so long since I had a good facial," Michiru said blissfully.

"Or a good massage," Haruka groaned in agreement.

"Michiru-mama, shouldn't we be worried about protecting Earth?" Hotaru asked.

Michiru shook her head.   "Nah.   The Inner Senshi will do fine on their own- besides, when's the last time we had a vacation?"

And that's where the Outer Senshi were on the day the Black Moon Family Attacked.

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