Prelude:
Some background.
<lecture> The contemporary American comic book is, by and large, a
syncretism of two radically different media which were popular in the first
half of this century -- the comic strip (indeed, the first comic books were
essentially compilations of newspaper strips) and the so-called "pulp"
magazine. From the strips, the comics recieved art and pacing (and a serial
element which resurfaced in the seventies and eighties) while the pulp
adventure provided many of the basics of character for hero and villain
alike.
Arguably, the most influential of the pulps on comic books was "Doc
Savage Magazine", which detailed the career of one Clark Savage Jr., a
jack-of-all-trades-who-has-mastered-almost-all-of-them-actually hero. His
influence on Superman -- aside from first names, they shared character
elements like a Fortress of Solitude in the Arctic and an equally talented
female cousin (of whom more later) -- and Batman -- inarguably a syncretism
of Doc Savage and the Shadow (whose greater influence on popular culture is
more due to the radio show than his original pulp incarnation). "Doc Savage"
ran from 1933 to 1949, only dying (as a magazine -- the character did not
die in his final adventure) as the medium that had given him birth fell to
the post WWII paper shortage.</lecture>
In any event, during the 1970s, pulp heroes like Doc enjoyed a bit of a
renaissance due to the fantasy boom of the '60s, and a movie was made based
on the first adventure, "The Man of Bronze". It was eagerly anticipated by
fans ...
... and why even try to put a nice face on it, it sucked. It sucked
terribly. It makes the Flash Gordon movie that came a decade or so later
look good.
There are only three more things that you need to know about Doc Savage
to understand this story, and both of them relate to Doc's official
"biography", written by Philip Jose Farmer. One, like Sherlock Holmes fans,
some pulp fans pretend that the stories were historical documents that have
been ignored by "conventional history". Two, Farmer speculates that Doc and
his cousin, Patricia Savage (whom I would argue was the prototype for many
female adventurers from Modesty Blaise to Lara Croft) had a romantic
relationship. And three, Farmer also speculates that Doc was related to or
descended from many other heroic characters. If you want, I'll be happy to
explain how this latter part relates, but for now, just sit back.
Tread Softly
New York City, 1979
Despite its reputation, the flesh trade and its associated entertainment
industries did not exclusively dominate Times Square. Here and there among
the garish advertisements could still be found reminders of more innocent
pleasures. The small cinema with its vandalized marquee had been showing
movies in shades other than blue
for more than four decades, and so long as it provided a believable tax
write-off for its owner, it would continue to show them.
Past the enclosed ticket booth where an acne-faced film school student sat
with his nose in a Henry Miller novel and his right hand on a sawed-off
shotgun, a small concession stand stood. The pair of gender-indeterminate
concessionaires busily tried to avoid each other's gazes while covertly
keeping an eye on the man seated in the
lobby chair.
Ostensibly, the lobby chair had been placed between the doors to the
gentleman's and the lady's washrooms so that a gentleman could sit and wait
while a lady completed her far more complicated washroom procedures. Since
gentlemen and ladies were in short supply, these days the chair served the
actual purpose of providing a place for the occasional inebriated transients
to sleep it off without disturbing the cinema patrons with their snoring.
The man seated in the lobby chair was no transient, however. Dressed in
evening wear suited for a night out on a significantly better part of town
than this, he had quietly bought two tickets for tonight's feature
presentation, and escorted his companion into the theatre without even
looking at the popcorn, drinks or candy. Half
an hour later he had exited the theatre and sat down in the lobby chair in a
pose reminiscent of Rodin's
/The Thinker/, save that his hand rested over
his eyes instead of under his chin. Nor was his pose the only resemblance he
bore to a statue, for he had not appeared to move a micron since he sat in
the lobby chair, eighty minutes earlier, and his exposed skin was a tanned
color which made him look only a
bit paler than bronze.
Under almost any other circumstances, one of the concessionaires would have
approached a conscious customer who had been sitting in the lobby chair for
that long, politely stating that the lobby was not intended to provide a
place for people to loiter. They had even been known to offer the occasional
refund of ticket prices if the film had failed to satisfy a sufficiently
irate customer. Yet they were ill inclined to approach the man currently
seated in the lobby chair. He had shown no signs of awareness of their
presence, let alone any evidence of hostility towards them, and yet had
intimidated the concessionaire simply by the fact of his existence. So cowed
were they, in fact, that they avoided meeting each other's gazes for fear
that the other would see the fear in the one's eye, and suggest that the one
should approach the man seated in the chair.
At that moment, just as one of the concessionaires was about to suggest
that they abandon their post and go watch the movie, an older man with slate
grey hair and a firm jaw walked past the ticket booth, somehow escaping the
notice of the acne-faced student. His suit also spoke of a higher social
stratum than was normally found in this
neighborhood. He walked to an arm's length from the younger man seated in
the chair, and stopped. "Hello, Kent," he said in a cool, crisp voice.
The younger man's hand dropped from his face and his head snapped up at the
sound of that voice. "Mr. Wayne," he said as he arose from the chair.
Standing, he had perhaps an inch of height on the older man, yet from their
respective postures one could tell that before him he felt small and
insignificant. "Good evening. I wasn't aware that you were in town, or we
would have called on you."
"I only returned a few hours ago," Wayne replied. He looked towards the
theatre momentarily, then returned his hardened gaze to the younger man. "Is
she in there?"
He nodded brusquely, his face clearly showing anger and distaste. "I had
heard enough to convince me that I didn't want to see it, but when she heard
that it was playing here she insisted. I couldn't take more than half an
hour of it, so she told me to wait outside."
Wayne released a weary sigh. "If nothing else, Kent, you ought to be proud
that you could endure that much. I didn't even make it through the opening
credits. And she's a strong woman, so you don't have anything to worry
about."
"I'm not worried about her," the younger man contradicted his elder. "Or
rather, I am worried for her, but not exclusively. More than anything else,
I am concerned that --"
The doors to the theatre swung open as the first few cinema-goers began to
make their way out over the sounds of the march played during the closing
credits. Wayne and the younger man turned to look at the exiting patrons.
After only a minute or so, their flow slowed down to a trickle, and then
stopped altogether.
Perhaps a moment after that, the woman who had accompanied the younger man
into the theatre some hours previously slowly walked through the doors. Her
face was calm and unruffled underneath the excellently coiffured white locks
of her hair, and unless one looked deep into her amber eyes or noted the
stiffness of her movement, one would never have guessed that she was
furiously angry.
"I want to kill George Pal," she announced conversationally.
The younger man half-turned to look at Wayne and raised an eyebrow that she
wouldn't see, as if to say that this was what had given him cause for
concern.
Without giving any sign that she had noticed the gesture, she continued.
"It may not be fair to kill him alone, however. The director, perhaps the
writer ... certainly the majority of the actors also deserve as much. But
the producer bears the lion's share of the blame, I think." She let out a
long breath, and appeared to notice the older man present. "Bruce," she said
in a pleased tone. "It's good to see you again." She turned to look at the
younger man. "Kent, please go get the car."
He nodded shortly, and bowed in a gesture of utmost respect to Wayne before
turning and heading out through the marked exit.
"It's been so long since I was in New York, that I'd forgotten how bad the
traffic can be. We had to park
/miles/ from here --" she blathered.
"How bad was it?" he asked, sounding oddly gentle.
She stopped in mid-blather, closed her eyes and gave a shuddering breath.
"Horrible," she whispered. "Just horrible. If I had any faith left, I'd
thank God none of them lived to see
/that/."
He nodded. "I understand."
Her eyes snapped open. "You don't understand. How could you under--" She
stopped suddenly, and her face twisted in a sick smile. "Oh," she whispered.
"Yes, I suppose that you
/do/ understand, at that."
"At least, I think that I understand a part of it," he clarified. "I could
tell myself that
/that/ wasn't me, that it wasn't Dick, that it wasn't
Junior. I imagine that it was worse for Junior, since he was a teenager at
the time. But I also suppose that it would have been worse if any of us
hadn't lived to see it, and the survivors had to watch someone prancing
around in a pair of pyjamas on television like that."
She nodded wearily. "That's the worst part, yes. Knowing that they
/can't/
speak for themselves anymore, can't protest the insult. And knowing --" She
broke off for a moment, and tears began to glisten in her eyes. "Bruce, they
were so much more than that thing showed them to be! Dent and the others
managed to show that there was more to
them than a pile of schticks and gadgets, and they were writing for
fifteen-year old boys! This movie seemed like it had been made for people
/half/ that age. Even the scene where 'Monk and Ham make up their
differences' was more cloying than believable." Her face grew tight and
pinched. "Is that what they want from their heroes these days, Bruce?
Schmaltz and schtick?"
He shook his head soberly. "I don't understand what people want any more
than you do, Patricia. Sometimes I think Brecht had the right idea." He
pulled a handkerchief from his lapel pocket. "Come, dry your tears."
She took it, patted around the edges of her eyes. It was fortunate that she
wore no make-up, but then, she needed no make-up. "Thank you, Bruce. You're
a good man."
"I've tried to be," he acknowledged. "Sometimes, I've succeeded. But I had
good examples."
"So did they men who made that thing, and look where it got us." She sighed
one last time. "Let's get going. Kent's probably starting to worry about
us."
"Probably," he replied as he took her arm. "He's a good man, Patricia.
Clark would have been proud of him."
They headed towards the exit, but she paused before they reached it.
"Bruce, do you mean what you said? About Brecht, I mean. Not 'Unhappy the
land with no heroes', but 'Unhappy the land that
/needs/ heroes'?"
He considered his words carefully. "There are many ways to consider that
saying. A land that needs heroes, but doesn't have them, will certainly be
unhappy. But if he meant that heroes don't actually inspire others, but keep
them from achieving on their own ... I don�t know. I'm too close to the
subject. All I know is that we have to do
what's right when we do it ... and I think we've done that, many times
over."
Patricia nodded, wearily. "So we have. I just wish
/that/ could be our
legacy, instead of things like that film."
They stepped out through the door of the cinema, just as a car screeched to
a stop by the curb. The young man poked his head out the side window, his
face showing a concerned expression. "Mother, there's a situation developing
down in Jersey. It might be the Russians, but it could be something
/much/
worse. Buckaroo's already been called in, but so has Bolan and his crew, and
you
/know/ that lot will end up making a hash of it if someone doesn't go in
to hold them back. I hate to leave you in the lurch like this, but --"
She was smiling for the first time in nearly two hours. "Go on," she said
softly, peering into the car. She relaxed a bit as she saw the driver's
face. "Hello, Joel. It's good to see you again. Take care of my son, will
you?"
The driver flashed a quick smile at her, the smile that was the only gift
he'd inherited from his father. "I'll do my best," Joel Kent promised.
The car pulled away at a speed just a bit above the speed limit, and they
stood watching it bear the two young crusaders into battle.
"
/That's/ our legacy, Patricia," Bruce said quietly.
Dedicated to those at work on the pre-production of the forthcoming "Doc
Savage" motion picture starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Title from "Aedh Wishes For the Cloths of Heaven", by William Butler Yeats.
This story, while incorporating characters held under
copyright by Conde Nast Publications, Time-Warner Enterprises, Twentieth
Century Fox and Pinnacle Books, is copyright 1999 of Chris Davies. The
author extends permission for it to be freely printed or transmitted, so
long as its body and disclaimer are unchanged.
Nobody Sue Me Okay?
Chris Davies, Advocate for Darkness, Part-Time Champion of Light
"I am officially dumbfounded ..." -- Lina Inverse, Slayers Next #36
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