Someone snored very close to her, so she rolled over
and said, "Quit sno..." Having opened her eyes, she could
see who it was. Touji was naked next to her except for his
blue boxer shorts and white socks, which needed to be
washed.
was that the boxer shorts or the socks? ;)
She tried to slap him, but he caught her arm and
tried to flip her out of the bed. Not being the grand
martial artist, he simply ended up pulling her on top of
him, and they started wrestling. After about five minutes,
this ended with his face shoved into a pillow, and Asuka on
his back, pinning him down. "I'm gonna call Misato and..."
and get the S&M gear that i've been saving for Shinji.
"Please, sit down, and we shall dine," Alars said,
sitting down. Cassilda sat down to one side of him, Uoht on
the other.
oh marvellous, Alars likes his threesomes, doesn't he?
Cassilda said, "By holding their dreamselves, he can
avail himself of their power, and of the power of the worlds
whose dreams and waking he has brought under his sway. That
is the source of his might. Channeled through the Throne of
Nightmares, which multiplies that power, it gives him vast
strength. But that is also his weakness."
Asuka stared at Cassilda. I bet Rei would die if
she said that much at once.
that's an interesting idea.
Ayanami Rei, if you speak more than 20 words at a time AND
exceed a total of 25,000 words in your lifetime, you will die.
He hooded the lantern, and they returned to normal.
The maze did not return, and he stood up. "What the...that
was seriously funky." The memory of it was dimming rapidly,
like a dream from which he had awakened, although he didn't
think he'd ever completely forget how Asuka had looked.
She was still staring at him, looking almost
haunted. He said, "What are you looking at me funny for?"
Asuka is fire. Rei is probably water. Shinji is ?
and what did Asuka see of Touji?
The zombies began to moan and mumble as they
advanced. Touji hefted the spear and got ready to defend
himself with the shield. "Brains...brains......" he
muttered, then said more loudly, "Well, if they're after
brains, you're safe, Langely."
the curse of the misspelt surname strikes again!
The king flicked his wrist, and Touji and Asuka went
crashing through the horde of zombies behind them,
accidentally killing nearly a dozen in the process. He
turned to Cassilda. "I will show you I am a better lover
than my son."
<snip>
"I am beyond the power of your Moon Goddess," he
said. "For the power of greater beings flows through me. I
will make the most of this respite from the grave. I will
have you." He began to reach out to grab her.
You stay away from her! Cassilda/Rei is MINE! MINE!
This cell held a swarm of blue-black two-foot long
beetles, which hurled themselves futilely at the door as
they peered in. Several dozen became smears as they
literally beat themselves to death trying to break through
it, and then the rest retreated, piling themselves up into a
roughly pyramidal mound.
members of the Great Race of Yith?
"As you can see, your friends cannot win," the
regent said.
As you can see, this battlestation is fully
operational, Touji thought.
hmmm. methinks it was 'Now witness the firepower of this
fully armed and operational battlestation.' but the version
above does convey the effect better.
At 13:07 -0700 25/03/00, David Johnston wrote:
>what a total loser you are. Oscar's more dangerous than
you."
I'm tired of "Oscar" references. Why not have her refer to the weak
critter she killed?
Amaliel "Koosh Ball"?
Heh!
Good idea.
i'm sorry, with all due respect to both of you, i don't really agree.
Asuka isn't likely bring up the koosh ball angel because it *did*
rip of Eva's hand despite it being pathetic - which sorta of makes it
worse for Asuka's pride. Certainly not a 'triumph' she'd care to
bring up. well. that's just my two cents.
"What will happen to you in time," Asuka said.
"Now...I think just for a moment...I understand Rei."
so Asuka now has the hots for Shinji and wants to kill Asuka?
A thought struck Touji. "You don't dress up in a
red suit at Christmas, do you?"
"Only when the authors wrote their Christmas omake."
After a few minutes of pleasant fantasies, he
reached the kitchen, where the dog was pacing about. You
better not have taken a dump in the wrong place again, he
told himself, then went over to pet Raiden, who was a big,
not too bright mutt with short tan fur and a pug nose.
Raiden stared at him, then snarled, backing up as he
advanced. Touji scratched his head. "You been eating
something funny? Don't you know how I smell? Or do I stink
that bad?"
Touji's got the Rei syndrome. Hmm. Reminds me of Wilbur
Whateley's poor relationship with dogs in The Dunwich Horror.
and naming your dog after the god of lightning?
heck, Raiden was such a cool arcade game.
"So, do you think we won?" Asuka asked Misato,
finishing her tale.
Pen-pen squawked affirmatively.
and which form of Nyalarathotep is Pen-pen?
Rei came around a corner and rapidly joined them,
moving over to Shinji's other side.
apparently Shinji likes his threesomes as well.
"Asuka tried to BITE you?" Shinji stared in shock.
"But I thought she only bites *me*," whined Shinji, sounding
very hurt.
Touji got to his feet. "You and me, on the court,
RIGHT NOW! I'll kick your ass back to Kadath, Langely!"
the curse of the misspelled surname!
Ritsuko Akagi collapsed on the floor along with the
syringe, her body crumpling into a fetal position. Her
breath was ragged and tense, mascara running down her face
as tears flowed from her eyes. She whimpered and sobbed
intermittently as her hand feebly reached for the syringe.
Ritsuko Akagi - LCL junkie.
I was going to make a PMS joke - but the last time i did, my
sister chided me like a ton of bricks. All richly deserved by
silly ole me, of course.