On Mon, 27 Mar 2000, Toh, EL wrote:
Someone snored very close to her, so she rolled over
and said, "Quit sno..." Having opened her eyes, she could
see who it was. Touji was naked next to her except for his
blue boxer shorts and white socks, which needed to be
washed.
was that the boxer shorts or the socks? ;)
The socks :)
"Please, sit down, and we shall dine," Alars said,
sitting down. Cassilda sat down to one side of him, Uoht on
the other.
oh marvellous, Alars likes his threesomes, doesn't he?
He just can't make up his mind :)
He hooded the lantern, and they returned to normal.
The maze did not return, and he stood up. "What the...that
was seriously funky." The memory of it was dimming rapidly,
like a dream from which he had awakened, although he didn't
think he'd ever completely forget how Asuka had looked.
She was still staring at him, looking almost
haunted. He said, "What are you looking at me funny for?"
Asuka is fire. Rei is probably water. Shinji is ?
Air.
and what did Asuka see of Touji?
That would be telling.
The king flicked his wrist, and Touji and Asuka went
crashing through the horde of zombies behind them,
accidentally killing nearly a dozen in the process. He
turned to Cassilda. "I will show you I am a better lover
than my son."
<snip>
"I am beyond the power of your Moon Goddess," he
said. "For the power of greater beings flows through me. I
will make the most of this respite from the grave. I will
have you." He began to reach out to grab her.
You stay away from her! Cassilda/Rei is MINE! MINE!
Heh.
This cell held a swarm of blue-black two-foot long
beetles, which hurled themselves futilely at the door as
they peered in. Several dozen became smears as they
literally beat themselves to death trying to break through
it, and then the rest retreated, piling themselves up into a
roughly pyramidal mound.
members of the Great Race of Yith?
Could be.
"As you can see, your friends cannot win," the
regent said.
As you can see, this battlestation is fully
operational, Touji thought.
hmmm. methinks it was 'Now witness the firepower of this
fully armed and operational battlestation.' but the version
above does convey the effect better.
Not a clue.
"What will happen to you in time," Asuka said.
"Now...I think just for a moment...I understand Rei."
so Asuka now has the hots for Shinji and wants to kill Asuka?
Heh.
A thought struck Touji. "You don't dress up in a
red suit at Christmas, do you?"
"Only when the authors wrote their Christmas omake."
Hehe.
After a few minutes of pleasant fantasies, he
reached the kitchen, where the dog was pacing about. You
better not have taken a dump in the wrong place again, he
told himself, then went over to pet Raiden, who was a big,
not too bright mutt with short tan fur and a pug nose.
Raiden stared at him, then snarled, backing up as he
advanced. Touji scratched his head. "You been eating
something funny? Don't you know how I smell? Or do I stink
that bad?"
Touji's got the Rei syndrome. Hmm. Reminds me of Wilbur
Whateley's poor relationship with dogs in The Dunwich Horror.
Yep.
and naming your dog after the god of lightning?
heck, Raiden was such a cool arcade game.
I've seen dogs named Thor :)
"So, do you think we won?" Asuka asked Misato,
finishing her tale.
Pen-pen squawked affirmatively.
and which form of Nyalarathotep is Pen-pen?
The Penguin in the Fridge
Ritsuko Akagi collapsed on the floor along with the
syringe, her body crumpling into a fetal position. Her
breath was ragged and tense, mascara running down her face
as tears flowed from her eyes. She whimpered and sobbed
intermittently as her hand feebly reached for the syringe.
Ritsuko Akagi - LCL junkie.
It's not LCL in that syringe :)
John Biles
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government: "Yes, we worship a giant green head in a tank."
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