Blame my kid and her countless Teletubbie tapes for
this one, folks. ^_^
Just Don't Ask
Once upon a time in Teletubbie land, Tinky Winky
went to the park.
"Tinky Winky go ta pahk!"
Once upon a time in Teletubbie land, Dipsy went to
the park.
"Dipsy g't'th'pahk!"
Once upon a time in Teletubbie land, Laa-Laa went
to the park.
"Laa-laa gow tew the pawk!"
Once upon time in Teletubbie land, Po went to the
park.
"po go to... the park."
All four teletubbies went to the park, but on the
way to the park, they fell in a hole.
"Tinky Winky fall inna hole!"
"Dipsy fa' 'n hole!"
"Laa-Laa fall intew the hole!"
"po fall in hole."
All four teletubbies fell into a hole, and had
their brains turned to mush by the noo-noo.
"Naughty Noo-noo! Turn Tinky Winky brain ta mush!"
"N'ty Noo-noo! Turn Dipsy's br'in t' m'sh!"
"Nawty Noo-noo! Turn Laa-laa's bwain to mush!"
"naughty noo-noo. turn po's brain to mush!"
All four teletubbies were then reborn into new
souls of four kids from Nerima, Japan.
"Uncewte tumboy! No hit Wanma wit' Mallet!"
"Wanma! You pewvewt!"
"S'tome, pr'pare t' m't th' wr'th o' th' bl'
th'nder!"
"where the hell am i now?"
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Okay, that was bad. That was naughty. That was NOT
very good. But I had to post it, otherwise I would have never
gotten it out of my head. *shrug*
Oh well. Don't hurt me... too bad...
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