C&C is most welcome.
Disclaimer: Evangelion is the property of Anno Hideaki and
Studio Gainax. I am merely using the characters for the
purposes of profit- and revenue-free entertainment and make
no claim on them.
Vincent Seifert has kindly provided webspace for most of my
fanfics and links to the rest at the following address:
http://www.csus.edu/indiv/s/seifertv/kagami/
You can contact me at: kagami@jeack.com.au
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Gendo, You Bastard!
An Evangelion Fanfic
By Kagami
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Subject: Dammit, Commander!
To: Gendo Ikari <soulless@geofront.tokyo3.net>
From: Misato Katsuragi <yebisu@angel-apartment.tokyo3.net>
Dammit, Commander!
Why have you frozen access to my accounts?! I need that
money for grocery shopping tonight! In fact, this...
this... is my last Yebisu beer! Waaaah!!!! Please! Please!
Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
Please! release my accounts?
Misato.
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Subject: RE: Dammit, Commander!
To: Misato Katsuragi <yebisu@angel-apartment.tokyo3.net>
From: Gendo Ikari <soulless@geofront.tokyo3.net>
Major Katsuragi,
The NERV EPF Account is _not_ your personal slosh fund!
Please refrain from using it as such. As for your other
accounts, you will have to contact the Accounts Department
on your own behalf.
Commander Ikari.
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Subject: RE: RE: Dammit, Commander!
To: Gendo Ikari <soulless@geofront.tokyo3.net>
From: Misato Katsuragi <yebisu@angel-apartment.tokyo3.net>
Commander Ikari,
Okay. How about a personal loan then?
Misato.
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Subject: IkaRi, You Bastar!
To: Gendp Ikari <soulless@geofront.tokyo3.net>
From: Kozo Fuyutsuki <wintermoon@geofront.tokyo3.net>
Ikari, yOu bAstard!
Where The HEll are yOu?! You prOmised be her by Eight!
"We'l gEt stinki druNk," you Said, "and reminNIisce about
'bout YUI all nIght." NoW I'm siTTin her in tis stinkin rAt
hol an drinkin KIRIN PiSs aLL bY MYSELF!!!
Koz.
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Subject: RE: IkaRi, You Bastar!
To: Kozo Fuyutsuki <wintermoon@geofront.tokyo3.net>
From: Gendo Ikari <soulless@geofront.tokyo3.net>
My apologies, Subcommander,
An important matter just came up and I stayed behind to
deal with it. I promise I'll comeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Subject: RE: IkaRi, You Bastar! 2
To: Kozo Fuyutsuki <wintermoon@geofront.tokyo3.net>
From: Gendo Ikari <soulless@geofront.tokyo3.net>
Er, my hand seems to have slipped and hit the Send button
by mistake. As I was saying, I promise I'll come with you
next Thursday instead.
Regards,
Gendo.
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Subject: Gendo, You Bastard!
To: Gendo Ikari <soulless@geofront.tokyo3.net>
From: Ritsuko Akagi <magus@neko-apartment.tokyo3.net>
You bastard, Gendo!
You don't call! You don't write! You don't even mail me a
note! Dammit, I'm pissed! You'd better get your act
together, Gendo!
How does Thursday sound?
Ritsuko.
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Subject: RE: Gendo, You Bastard!
To: Ritsuko Akagi <magus@neko-apartment.tokyo3.net>
From: Gendo Ikari <soulless@geofront.tokyo3.net>
Dear Ritsuko,
Your cool, professional attitude to all matters is one of
the things I most admire about you. Please do not
disillusion me in that regard.
Thursday will be fine.
Gendo.
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Subject: Report to Commander!
To: Rei Ayanami <null@geofront.tokyo3.net>
From: Gendo Ikari <soulless@geofront.tokyo3.net>
Rei,
Please report to my office for personal training
immediately.
Commander Ikari.
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"Yes, oh yes," Gendo groaned as his hands tightly clutched
the arms of his chair. His glasses were heavily fogged and
failed to glint even minorly in the low level lighting.
"You're the best, Yui. Not even - aaahhh! - Ritsuko -
ooohhhh! - can match you - gyaaahh!"
Rei Ayanami paused in mid-bob. She lifted her head and
focused her unfathomable red eyes on the man sitting before
her. "My name is not Yui, Commander Ikari."
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