Finishes reading and sits back. *blink*. Shakes head and
scratches the back of neck. *blink* *blink*. Forehead
creases. *blink* *blink* *blink.* Hand scratches head
in puzzlement. Comprehension dawns. Hilarity ensues.
Death results.
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This is to inform the author of the story "The Good, The
Bad, and The Uncute" that Mr. Thomas Hood has died of
asphyxiation, brought on by excessive humor. As the
representative of the family of the deceased, it is
incumbent upon me to press charges of manslaughter in
the third degree for dangerously reckless writing.
Sincerely,
Naked Nightly
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Thomas Hood
thood@cs.mun.ca