DV: New fic eh?
ST: What about it?
DV: The fact that you haven�t even started on the 2nd chapter of that Pokemon fic that you started�
ST: Hey I�ll do that one.
DV: In what century?
ST: Ah, shut up and start the Disclaimer.
DV: Fine, Ranma belongs to Viz. and people I forgot. Eva and Company belongs to GAINX, and every body else is my slave. (Well expect Kaos, he a friend of mine.)
ST: Anything else?
DV: Yea, when will you actually do your science project?
ST: <nervous> What are you talking about, heh, heh, heh� Fine I�ll do it. <See the crowd, that be�ll you FFML people� and you too Kaos. > Hey get out of here. <Gets some C4 and starts blowing up stuff.>


Okay enough of that let�s start this.


Prologue:

    Kaos, god of crossovers and fusion�s, first class, unlimited, was board. Yep, he was over by the whirlpool of� whatever it is, and he was bored,  �Maybe I should look at that world with those giant robots that�s are fighting those makeshift angles.� He got up and walked to the whirlpool. �Let�s see, wow�� What he saw was miles of miles of LCL. � How did this happen?� He waved a hand over the whirlpool and it played over the events of the last 24 hours. � Well I didn�t know that Gendo and Rits were�� And then he saw how the sea of LCL was formed.  �Gee, what a way to die. Well might as well change it.�

Just then Moon Pie, the Goddess of fate, 3rd class, limited, came behind him, �What are you doing Daddy?� The young 14-year old goddess called out to her father.

�Nothing Honey.�

�Are you sure? Mom doesn�t want you to get in trouble again.�

�Don�t you worry your pretty little head, now go back home now.�

              �Fine, just remember what mom would do to you!� She yelled as she went away.

              As his little girl left, he decided that a more subtle way might be better. �Let�s see now, lets try a tired but true method.�  He waved his hand over the whirlpool again, and scenes of a certain Pig-tailed 16-year old boy, come onto view. �Yes, he�ll do nicely.�

      And he disappeared.



    *Well life sucks, * Ranma thought with a headache. *First, Pops throwing me in the pond, then Akane knocking me to orbit for something I that I didn�t do. After that Kuno, then Kodachi, then Haposai, then a new martial artist with a grudge comes by. And last but not least they all come to the Tendo dojo, to kiss me, or to kick the crap out of me. All in all, a typical day in the life of Ranma Suotome. * �I just wish that I can get out of this rut.�

    � Are you sure about that?� Asked Kaos, god, first class, unlimited.

    * Great, another guy off to kill me. * �And you are?� Ranma stated calmly.

    �Does it really matter? I can give you a vacation but you got to save a world.�

    �How?�

    �Again does it matter? All you have to do is say yes and say goodbye to this life for some time and take a vacation.�

    Ranma just knew that accepting would be a big mistake, but he also knew that he would do almost anything to get away for a while. So he said, �Yes.�

All Kaos did was snapped his fingers, and Ranma was gone from his room.

Part 1:

    �Ah Ranma, you�re awake.�

�Huh,� Ranma said intelligently. With a shake of his head, Ranma saw Kaos face for the first time.  * He looks like me. * He noted absently.

    �Now if you�re wondering why I look like you,� he paused for dramatic effect.  �It�s a secret.�

    Neediness to say, Ranma face faulted.

�Anyway I only have a few min. to tell you what happened. I basically took your mind and sprit and place you in the body of a kid named Shinji Ikari. Now you�ll have his memories so you won�t be at a lost at what happen but you will be controlling. It saves me from doing any nasty killing and gives you an edge that you wouldn�t have otherwise.� Then he held up a card. �And if you need my help call this number. Any questions?�

�Yea, what�s your name?�

�Sorry, don�t have the time to tell you, got to go, bye.� And with that said he blinked out.

�Hey wa-, shoot.�  *He said I would know everything that this Shinji guy knows. Okay lets see name�s Shinji Ikari, I�m 14 years old. * He looks down at him self,  *And I�m a figging wimp. Well ain�t this just peachy. * � Well you asked for a to get away and you got it.� He said with a sigh.

       As Ranma completes the meaning of some weird man sticking him in another guy�s body, Captain Misato Kusagi is coming to pick up the new Shinji Ikari.

      * Okay, what do I have on me? Great, just great all I have is this postcard, some clothes, and no money. *  On the postcard was a picture of a very beautiful woman with the words, �Take a look at this!� written on the front pointing on well� lets not mention it. Anyway said woman was driving by Ranma, I mean Shinji and stopped right in front of him.

    �Shinji right?�

    �Huh, oh yea.�

    �Good ge-, huh what�s that sound?� as she said this she takes her binoculars from her� holding place. � Crap there�ll launching a N2 mine� Shinji get in the car now!�

    � Huh, oh, okay.� It�s funny how Ranma didn�t notice the 300-foot of� whatever it is that�s coming right at him and blowing up those airplanes right over there. Yes, it�s very funny how he didn�t notice it. Also it funny how a mere slip of a woman could drag one of the best martial artists in the world at a speed of 60-miles an hour. Yes today is a very funny day.

    With a sound of boom behind the angle was� not damaged in the least.

                              ***
�Okay, Ikari, you and NERV have full jurisdiction over the angles, don�t screw up.� And with that the
generals of the UN faces vanished.

�Excellent,� he said while in a Burns like manner.
***

�Where are we going, Miss�� Ranma asked.

    �Call me Misato, Shinji, and to where we are going� we�re here already.

    � But there�s nothing here.�

    Just then a hole in the ground opened up and took the car down to Central Dogma.

    All Ranma had to say was �Wow.�

    �Shinji, I want you to pilot the Eva.� Gendo Ikiri said to his son.

    �Father.� Ranma said in reply.

    �Shinji, that is the Eva,� he said while pointing at the monstrosity. �I want you to pilot it.�

    �Is that all you called me up for?� Ranma said while fighting back the amounts of hate that he felt as he remembered everything what his �father� did to him.

    �I see, bring out Ayanami.� Gendo spoke in the microphone near him. Minutes later, a girl with bandages that covered at least half her body was brought out.

    �Sir, you can�t be serious?� Misato asked him.

    �If Shinji won�t pilot the Eva then he is useless to me and to NREV, and since Ayanami is our only pilot, she must go.�

* That girl can�t do a thing. * Ranma thought. �Fine I�ll do it. But let�s get it straight old man, I am not doing it for you. I�m doing it because she won�t have to.�

Gendo was surprised, * When has my son grown a spine, I made sure that Shinji would be
easily controlled. *

Sec. after the conversation, a huge beam fell and headed straight for Shinji. Just before it hit him he grabbed Misato and jumped 20 feet in the air and landed on one of the catwalk.

    � Yo, you okay Misato?� Was all Ranma said. Everybody else blink blinked.

                    ***

�Well that wasn�t supposed to happen,� Kaos said as he looked over Ranma.

�Daddy, I�m going on a date.�

�With who, Moon Pie?�

�Aturu Morabishi.�

All he did was blink blinked.

                                        ***
         �This thing is too baggy!� Ranma said behind the screen.

         �There�re a button on your left armpit.� Misato replied helpfully.

          �And what�s this stuff that attached to my suit?�

         *  It�s going to be a long day. * �Well Shinji, that�s the��


            After several tries Ranma finally got his plug suit on.  It involved him getting embarrassed, Misato coming in to help, and a smashed wall or two, (Not necessarily in that order of course.) Anyway he was now in the Eva waiting to be launched.

           �Okay drop the LCL in.� Ranma heard from the speakers in the Eva. �Now Shinji this will let you breath in the Eva, okay so don�t try to hold your breath okay?�

           �Okay.� After that was said they started pumping the man made angle with the LCL.

           �One question, is this stuff like water?� He asked as the LCL, came to his knees.

            �No, it�s mostly pure Oxygen so you don�t have to worry about drowning or anything like that.�

            Now the LCL was to his mouth, and he started gagging form it, just like if it was water.

          �Shinji don�t hold your breath!� He stopped gagging. �Right, now just breath it in, nice and slow now, that�s good.�

          �What his sync rate?� Misato asked.

         �It�s holding at 40%.�

        �That much!�

       �It�s amazing alright, first time and he already had a 40% sync ratio. Wish there was more people like him. And did you see the way that he stood up to Commander Ikiri? Even if it was his own son, that took guts.� Maya whispered to her fellow workmates.

          By the time she said this, the Eva was already on the ground.

         �Shinji, try to walk a few steps.� Misato told him.

         He did a step, there another one, soon he did a back flip� and the Eva landed on it face.

       �Shinji, remember that�s not your face.� Misato chided.

        Ranma got up and dusted himself off� well the Eva dusted itself off. �Okay, where the thing I have to fight?�
�It�s right behind you.�

            �What?!� With that little word said, the angle hit him in the back. After that he fell. Face first into one of the many buildings. �My god that hurts.�

             Ranma tried to put up a good fight but the Eva wouldn�t respond in time. So every time he got up, he got knocked down again and be sporting some new bruises. After 20 minutes of this abuse, the Eva wasn�t looking very good and Ranma was paying the price. Amazingly the Eva hasn�t lost a limb yet, but Ranma was still in a lot of pain. * I can�t lose, I won�t lose, I�m can�t let that girl fight! *  With that thought out, he made the Eva get up, lean on one of the buildings, and he yelled out �Hiryuu Shoutenha Revised: Shiyou Hitori Ikari*, horizontal blast!�
*Means: Using one�s anger.

                                                                ***

 Sir, huge power spike coming from the Eva! It�s off the charts!�

"Interesting,� said the all so lovable Commander in Chief.
                                                                ***

               The dragon accession blast went though the AT field and though the angle chest destroying the red core.  After see the angle die all Ranma could think about was lucky he was to finish it off.

�Shinji, you alright?� Misato asked through the speakers in the Eva.

��� Ranma answered.

�Okay, he not answering, get me Medics now!�



�Damn I hurt,� Ranma groaned as he woke up in the NERV hospital.

�Not bad for a first time.�

�Oh it�s you.�

�Hi, just have to test something.� Kaos said as he pulled out a bucket of cold water and dropped it on Ranma head.

�WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!� Ranma-chan yelled� really loudly.

�Thought so.� Kaos thought out loud. * Let�s see� how to say this. *  �You still have the cruse, you still have your Skill, and all that,� Then his smile turned into something Ranma definitely didn�t like. �And you still own me a favor for giving you a vacation.�

* Yep, I knew that I wouldn�t like it, * he thought. �You call this a vacation?�

�Well you wanted something different, and I gave it to you.�

�Whatever, so what�s the favor.�

� I haven�t decided yet.� Kaos said with that same strange smile.� So what do you want to know about me.�

�What�s your name?�

�Before I answer that, take a look at your face.� Kaos said as he hands over a mirror to her.

Ranma saw her own face for the face time, she was no longer a red head. Instead it was a pale gray. With the smaller bust and a more petite size,(hey she only 14 right now:) �I look so different.�

Unknown to Ranma, Kaos already left.

�Damn it.� Ranma crused when he fanially noticed.

�Shin-chan you�re up now?� Misato called out as she opened the door that led to the hallway.

�Shin-chan?�

�Well we�re going live together and I am your guardian,� She replied with a wink and a smirk.

�I�m staying with you?�

�Yes you are, now can you walk?�

�Yea.� As he said this he did a somersault off the bed.

Needlessly to say Misato was impressed.

�Uh� what�s wrong?�

�Nothing, come on Shinji let�s go to your new home.�

End part one.

AN: Another new fic is done. IF you�re wondering how Ranma can do the Hiryuu Shoutenha, Well he was using his own anger and Ki moves in swirls (I think.) So Ranma didn�t have to do the swirl to use this one. (He did the same thing in Movie number one against Kirin of the seven lucky gods.) C&C needed and maybe you can give this a good name eh? Can�t think of one.  Reply at sonny_taing@hotmail.com and if there�s anything else well� Give me five bucks and we�ll talk.

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