*Looks at sender's name* I should've known you'd respond to this one <g>
>
Hmm... A bit old of a game, but then, who am I
to talk?
It never even got released here in Australia and I only just managed to
borrow my cousin's imported copy recently ... and I'm glad I did!
She staggered around
blindly, her helmet on her
head having been twisted the other way by the dark
angel, Altima, as she
used her large, white Save-The-Queen Sword -
pilfered from Meliadoul
much to the Divine Knight's annoyance - as a
walking-crutch.
Right then and there, I KNEW this was gonna be a
parody.
The tag, Spamfic is usually a giveaway to a humourous piece. You can't
usually write long dramatic stories in only about 10Ks ...
A dancer? In the last battle? You have got to be
kidding.
Heh! Yeah, this is exactly the team I used to finish the game. The Dancer
wasn't totally useless though as it helped out a bit on the other demons in
Altima's first form (St Ajah or whatever her name was). It also had
half-chemist abilties for healing...
Of course, Orlandu the Holy "Cheating Bastard"
Swordsman had only but a
tiny nick in his gleaming crystal armour, although
at the moment he was
ineffective to the battle as Altima had (quite
wisely) teleported away
from the ridiculously over-powered Excalibur user.
Now if only Altima did this too, in the game...
THEN it would feel like the last battle.
She did it to my Orlandu ^_^;; It was probably a random choice by the AI
though. My Orlandu didn't get many chances to attack and was for half the
battle trying to chase the thing across the screen.
Oh, yes, scream, scream, SCREAM!! Ahem... That
technique proved to be VERY useful against that goat
monster at the end of chapter 3.
What I did to beat the Goat Monster was use Ramza as Monk (+ 2 Swords abilty
is kick ass!), hammer on it for 2 strikes, then let all my Lancers jump on
its head while it was casting the summon. It died pretty quick ^_^;;
Altima could only look on in fear as she tried to
float away. But since
the little meter that indicated her CT at 0 was in
the way, it was
impossible.
Fourth wall? What fourth wall?
I thought breaking it was appropriate for this fic ... ^_^;;
Altima's face so powerfully, the head popped off
with a squelching noise,
and flew in a long parabolic arc before it fell to
the ground and rolled
off the side of the platform into oblivion.
FATALITY!! Sorry, couldn't resist.
I was thinking of that too. I would've made Ramza mention it but then
thought it was too corny <g>
demon-saint's body decided it was dead and
toppled over like a
felled tree.
But isn't it supposed to revive?
This was the final form of Altima ... you know, that huge winged thing.
"Go, Brother Ramza!" a beautiful blonde woman in a
dress yelled out in
happiness as she started running toward him.
"Alma!" Ramza said in joyful weariness. He stood up
and intercepted her
in a giant hug, spinning her around. Alma laughed,
tears of joy streaming
from her equally-blue eyes.
Say, isn't the ship supposed to be breaking or
something? That's hardly a time for celebration.
Yeah, it was breaking. But Square secretly cut this part out * innocent
look*
"Yes, you can finally stop now," Agrias replied,
finally loosening her
helmet enough to remove it. She threw it away in
disgust as she freed her
sweat-dampened blonde hair and then looked around
eagerly for Ramza.
Finally she could declare her love for him in true
Knight's honour, now
that the quest had been accomplished. But when she
turned in his
direction, her mouth dropped open in surprise.
Hmm... It's kinda hard to imagine Agrias in love
with Ramza... But then, there are few other heroines
in the game with possibility.
It's almost impossible to imagine Agrias in love with *anybody*. She always
struck me as the completely honourable heroine type.
Agrias: "We have no time for fooling around, we must save the Princess!"
Ramza: *persuading* "Oh, c'mon Agrias, you know you wanna ..."
That's why I put her secret thoughts in the fic for the complete contrast
...
Ramza and Alma lay in passionate embrace, faces
locked together pashing
madly.
....... Aceeee, you forgot to put the [incest] on
the subject line...
I wasn't aware such a tag existed <g>. Plus it would have been a spoiler ..
Then Orlandu shook his hooded head. "Ramza, you poor
sinful boy. No
wonder you were so eager to rescue your sister ...
all this time we were
searching for evil and it was underneath our noses
all along." He lifted
his huge shining gold Excalibur sword out in front
of him. "Brother and
sister ... I cannot allow it!"
"Alma is mine, insolent youth!"
I never thought of that. But the thought of that old guy and Alma is pretty
sickening too <g>. Then again, in those olden times, it probably wasn't a
far-off thought. They regularly wedded off 12 year olds to old geezers in
those times ...
Agrias was in a jealous rage. "How could you Ramza?
I am much more
powerful than she is! Have you not seen how my Fire
4 compares to her
puny magic? And my secret "Concubine" class is at
level 7 while hers is a
puny level 6!" She also lifted her shining white
Don't you know it's not nice to make fun of
somebody's job? ^_^
Ha! Well, it *is* a cat fight ... you can throw honour down the drain in
this circumstance...
sword before her. Well,
it was hers now since Meliadoul was sent to the
'reject-bin' along with
all the crappy chocobos, Cloud and all the other
anonymous characters
that have never been used since their first try.
Actually, Cloud proved to be even more powerful
than Orlandu at the last battle...
Really? My Cloud was pathetically slow and weak, even after I levelled him a
bit.... but I really hated how he would only get a turn after everyone else
killed all the bad guys already.
(I used mostly Ninjas in the earlier battles).
"That's nothing," Nancy declared. "My "Whore" class
is at level 8
mastered! I should get Ramza!"
If you replace z with n and switch it with m...
Never mind.
I noticed that similarity as well ...
Nancy exclaimed a cry of pain but managed to survive
the blast. "That's
it! And it's supposed to be 'Stasis Sword you bitch!
Unknown Dance!"
She
stepped back and begun the random movements of the
dance with
provocative
sways of her thinly-clad body.
The dancer in FFT never seemed sexy to me...
Well, the in-game sprite leaves much to be desired considering "sexy". But
the artwork is pretty nice.
Try this site out:
http://www.sonic.net/jdf/images/fftf/
But Ramza dived, taking his beautiful sister with
him, >dodging the two
fatally-intended bolts of destruction. "Orlandu,
stop!"
How do you dodge "Lightning Stab"? It's got 100%
accuracy.
I admit that was author-twisting on my part ^_^. I can't very well let them
get hit by it as they'd die instantly =p
Orlandu cried out in agony as he staggered backward
>from the assault.
"Damn, I forgot you've been screaming at yourself for
just about the
whole battle," he said in pain. "But you will still
die as I am the
most
overpowered character in the game! Night Sword!" He
No argument about THAT.
Let's see .. can use all of the swords in the game, has all of the sword
techniques in the game, comes free with Excalibur which absorbs Holy, always
Haste, not to mention kik-ass strength - as well as a full complement of
crystal armour... and you get this guy without having to do anything special
...
What were Square thinking??? Before I got Orlandu, the game was bloody
hard - afterwards well ... you know ...
If anything Orlandu should have been the secret character instead of Cloud
...
"Thanks, sis!" Ramza kissed her hard on the lips and
By this time, his lips should be split open and
very bloody. How kinky.
War-like people like the taste of blood ^_^;;
"Ribbit?" Orlandu said.
The action scene was quite exciting actually,
even with the comedic tone. Well done.
Thanks, it was a bit tricky incorporating serious battle in a comedy ...
Finally, only Alma and Ramza stood on the
battlefield, >each hugging
each
other with one arm around each other's backs. Well,
Orlandu was there
too, trying to attack Ramza's boot, but that was soon
stopped by a
stomp
and a wet squishing sound.
Killer Instinct, anyone?
I laugh everytime my Dancer turns people to Frogs and then I get all of my
Lancers to jump on them *evil grin*.
"Yes, Brother Ramza," Alma sighed delicately. "But
first ... it's been
so
long and ..." She smiled wickedly as she began to
pull >his light armour
off.
And you know what happened next...
Making love in the deepest abyss of hell, with
the
only platform sinking and exploding. How romantic.
I actually meant the real ending here, not the dirty bits ^-^. But I did the
double meaning on purpose ...
Hmmm ... I was just thinking about who *would* be the
best candidate
for
Ramza's "partner" in the game and this resulted.
After
There aren't much, unless you count yaoi...
Orlandu and Ramza? I'll pass thank you very much *_*
Anyway, given the nature of the whole recruiting characters thing, there
really isn't much to do with inter-character relationships in FFT ... and
with the few story-based characters, they don't really do anything like that
either. Like I said, the closest was Ramza and Alma *sweatdrop*
After
all, everyone knows
that everyone dies in Final Fantasy Tactics *grin*. I
just explained
how
the rest of them do too.
Didn't think you could write such a nasty humor.
I try to spread myself around ...
(if you chuckled at this, get your mind out of the gutter... ^-^)
By the way, don't bother calling me a sick bastard
because its hardly
new
knowledge for me ^_^.
"Sick bastard" is too inadeuqate.
Tell me when you get a better word and I'll start using that instead <g>
C&C, flames, laughter, whatever appreciated!
Hope you liked this.
Yeah, I appreciated the comments.
And finally, cheers to Final Fantasy Tactics: Best
Final Fantasy game
ever (imo)!
IMO, the best one is VI. Oh well, let's not argue
about that, or we'll get tempbanned.
FF3 US? I liked that one too.
Oh well, off to uni for me ...
~Ace