Why no, this C+C has nothing to do with 'Genma's Daughter' :P. (A
pity I
don't have time to do my own version of the 'Ranma's really a
girl' idea.
But then, I don't think 'Ranko: Bitch Queen of Nerima' is meant
for the
general public's eyes. ^_^)
:j
Now on to actual relevent portion of this message.
D.F. Roeder wrote:
This is just a scene worked two different ways of a what-if
scenario
where Ranma is Tuxedo Kamen.
Blasphemy! Everyone knows Ranma is Sailor Dirt, err, I mean Earth.
Heh. No comment, lest I become a target. :P
Just for grins. :) My apologies if
I've duplicated someone else's humor or scene; I'm not
well-versed
in Sailor Moon fanfiction.
Neither am I, so we shall suffer together.
Misery and Company, the musical...
"Yeah... Uh, that about wraps it up... I think."
"You call THAT a SPEECH?!" Usagi yells
yelled
Eek! I thought I'd caught all those. :)
Tuxedo Kamen stuck his tongue out at Sailor Moon, and Usagi
steamed,
the pavement crackling around her. The youma decided it was time
to
take out Sailor Moon.
Since Tuxedo Kamen seems like such a loser, he probably does have
a good
chance of scoring. ^_^
I had been tossing the idea around that Ranma, his luck being what
it is in the girl department, ended up married to all the
*interested* senshi in Crystal Tokyo, but Donny Cheng's already
pulled that one out of the hat. :P
What? You don't mean 'take out' in the date sense? Nevermind then.
Uh... I'm not sure Usagi and the youma are, ah, that compatible.
It's a zodiac thing. :)
"RRRAAARRRRR!!!" it screamed as it headed toward
towards (I think)
You're probably right; I never seem to get that one.
"PISSED MOON ESCALATION!!!"
Heh. I think I could like that attack.
Unless you're on the wrong end of it. ~_^
"I'M THE MOON PRINCESS!! I'M SUPPOSED TO GET HURT, DAMN IT!!!"
Actually I thought everyone else was supposed to kick the bucket
and she
ressurects them.
Well... It's a fighter thing, I suppose. ;)
The glow guttered out in Moon's eyes, and her lip trembled.
"You...
you don't care...?" Water spilled down her cheeks. "WAAAHHH!!!"
Heh. And the differences between Usagi and Akane become
immidiately known.
Heh. Akane makes her final points physically; Usagi with tears (I'm
guessing).
"Awww, please don't cry, Usako!
Usagi (unless this is some familiar term of what passes for
affection from
Ranma)
If I'm not mistaken, that's one term of endearment used by Mamoru in
the original.
"I don't care about you anymore, baka! Leave me alone!" Still
wailing, Sailor Moon spun on her heel and stalked down the
street,
trailing droplets.
What? And the other senshi haven't attacked him for making Usagi
cry?
That's Ranma's usual pattern of luck.
True.
They dwindled into the distance. The remaining four senshi looked
at
each other.
"Well, that went okay, I thought," Rei quipped. The rest nodded.
I dunno. Not quite enough of a punchline there, though I don't
know what
else you would use.
Yeah, it wasn't the best. Ergo, take two... :)
*********TAKE TWO*********
"Ra-- ERRR, Tuxedo Mask! Where's your speech?" Sailor Moon
scratched
her head.
"Gah. Tired 'a talkin' like that. Just kick its ass so we can all
go
home. That is, if you frilly girls are up to it. Ya been at it
forever."
Heh. he's asking for it this time. One of them should wave Luna in
his
face.
EEE! Didn't think of that! /me buries his head in shame.
"Hey! Where's your rose?" Usagi demanded.
"And your cane?" Ami squeaked.
"Weapons. Gah. Who needs 'em..."
Actually, as cheesy as the rose is, it does tend to be effective.
True, but I was going for an extreme characterization here, and I
didn't want to water down the arrogant tone of his sarcasm when
deriding the others' magical attacks.
"No prob'." Saotome Ranma, AKA Tuxedo Mask, jumped down from the
balcony, causally held up one hand, palm up, and said, sighing,
"Mouko takabisha... bah." The magically-enhanced ki blast
incinerated the youma where it stood. Ranma lowered his arm.
"So what if I don't say, 'MOON HEALING ESCALATOR!'?
Was waiting for that one. ^_^
Hehehe. ^_^ (I've got something tugging at my memory saying it's
been used before, but for the life of me, I can't remember where.
*shrug*)
Bah, ya been
fightin' this youma for an hour and gettin' nowhere. Pathetic...
Um..." Ranma's danger sense started spiking as five glowing
Senshi
advanced on him, all wielding mallets made of Silver Imperial
energy.
Bah. Kaori from City Hunter still has them beat. Her mallets have
the
actual tonnage listed on the side of them. :P
Take your word for it; haven't seen CH.
That's all, folks!
I think that's enough.
Awww...
An amusing little thing. Thanks for sharing
Of course! Thanks for commenting, DB. ^_^
Ja!
Dave
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