Hey there, folks... I saw this reply and decided I
just had to say something. I apologize if I'm breaking
any list rules or anything.
--- Mass Dahn <mass_dahn@hotmail.com> wrote:
FIRST OF ALL LUNITIK IS SPELLED LUNATIC
SECOND SAMA IS FEMALE HONORIFIC
First of all, 'Lunitik' IS spelled like that ON
PURPOSE. I'm not so stupid that I don't know how it's
spelled.
Secondly, the -sama suffix can be used by either
gender. It's a term to denote honour.
GOOD BEGINNING
I like to think so.
A VERY GOOD PUN.. HEADS UP! MA BOY
Actually, it wasn't meant as a pun. It just sounds
like something Genma would say.
I AM COMMENTING THE SEXSCENES NOT THE CRAPPY STORY,
SO i HAVE CUT OUT MOST
OF THAT.
One mans junk is another mans treasure. Also, you
partially gave yourself away there. The uncapped 'i'
denotes that you don't usually type in all caps, and
are just doing that to be overly annoying. Also the
throw-away Hotmail account denotes that you are only
posting this because you don't want your real account
to be linked to the throw-away.
DOESN'T SOUND LIKE NABIKI. WHY ONLY IN AKANE'S ROOM?
PREPARATION
PREPARATION, PREPARATION!!!
PROFIT? AS SHE GOING TO BLACKMAIL THEM? OR WAS SHE
GOING TO SELL THE VIDEO
AS PORN? THE MIND (MUCH LIKE YOUR PANTS I GUESS)
BOGGLES AT THE THOUGHT....
... Indeed.
THE FEMALE OF THE HUMAN SPECIE IS KNOWN TO RUN AFTER
THE MALE HUMAN AND HIT
THEM OVER THE HEAD WHEN THEY ARE IN HEAT.
*ahem* It's 'Species' and I'll just assume your trying
to be funny. Emphasis on 'trying'.
WHAT? NO MALLET?
This is the manga. Akane RARELY uses a mallet in the
manga. I don't follow the mallet bit.
BAKA!
Ahou!
RANMA: I AM HORNY AS HELL!
That's rather vulgar. Though I write a lemon, I try to
keep it passionate. I don't use words like 'Horny' or
'Fuck'. I don't give body parts nicknames like 'cock'
or 'pussy'. That's just not my shtick.
DAMNIT! RANMA IS HORNY I MEAN THE GUY IS EVEN HAVING
DREAMS ABOUT BONING
HIMSELF! THERE IS NO WAY HE WOULD ASK ABOUT MARRIAGE
INT THIS SITUATION. IS
THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A LEMON? OR ARE YOU SCARED THE
GIRLS WONT LIKE IT CAUSE
YOU DON'T PAINT RANMA OUT AS A WUSS?
TELL THE TRUTH MOST GIRLS DON'T EVEN READ LEMONS.
WHY? WELL BECAUSE LEMONS
HAVE THE SOUL PURPOSE OF RELEASING THE AUTHORS SICK
DREAMS NOT TO BE MORAL
AND ETHICALLY CLEAN!
WHAT AM I SAYING YOU ASK?
WELL IF YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE A LEMON WRITE A LEMON
NOT SOME KIND OF POETIC
CRAP OR WHATEVER!
That 'Poetic Crap' you speak of is my writing style.
Don't like it? Don't read it. It's as simple as that.
And some girls DO read lemons. Maybe not all, but
women have the same drives as men do. And I BEG to
differ on the releasing of sick fantasies. Maybe
_SOME_ authors do that, but not this one. While it is
somewhat of a relase for me, its only by creative
means. Being morally and Ethically clean is my choice.
JUST RIPP HER BLOUSE OF!
It's 'rip', and no. People that actually love and
respect the person they are about to... well... mate
with, do it respectfully. This is not a rapefic.
DON'T WRITE THIS TO PLEASE THE GIRLS THEY WOULDN'T >
LIKE IT ANYWAY.
I've got several pieces of mail in my inbox that
actually prooves the fact that they DO.
GIRLS WONT HOT EMOTION WERE MEN STRIP AND THEY CAN
CONTEMPLATE.
... Emotion is true, but a good lemon doesn't make for
how fast a person can strip, or how many of them are
stripping. Male and Female drives differ only a little
when it comes to sex. There may be SOME women who
would enjoy that, but in my own experience, women like
the sensual, slow side of sex. I'm much the same.
THEY WANT PUNS AND THEY WANT SIMILARITIES( DON'T
REMEMBER THE WORD )
Of course you don't.
BUT MOST OF ALL THE REALLY SICK ONES THOSE WHO ARE
THE ONLY BIG FEMALE
READERS OF LEMONS WANT MEN FUCKING EACH OTHER AND
BEING SURPRISED THAT THEY
LIKE IT AND SUCH SHIT.
That's just NASTY! Look, I'm no woman, and I don't
claim to be an expert, but in my experience, not ALL
women like that. Again, there may be some who DO, but
most don't. It's a common stereotype men have, just
like women have the common stereotpye that all men
want women to have sex with each while they watch/join
in. It is just NOT true.
SOP IF YOU WANT TO PLEASE THE WOMEN THEN REPLACE
AKANE WITH MOUSE AND DRESS
RANMA IN LEATHERPANTS.
I don't want to please just the women. I wanted this
lemon to be pleasing to both sexes, and other than
this message, I've succeeded in what I was trying to
achieve.
*YAWN*
Go take a nap.
SHUTUP RANMA!
I wish someone ELSE would.
GOOD! WE WANT MORE OF THAT LEG CARESSING STUFF!
I could choose to believe that that comment means you
have SOME primitive sense of sensuality, but I won't,
because I know its not true.
NO DAMNIT WHY DID YOU STOP?
Because he didn't want to keep going if he thought it
might hurt his relationship. SOME people think with
their first head.
THIS DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR THE GIRL.
.... How much experience do YOU have, anyway? If by
some insane miracle you HAVE had experience, other
than your right hand, I'd be willing to wager that
you've never tried it. When I've tried it, it came
back with good results.
ALWAYS! TELL THE READERS WHAT COLOR THE BRA HAS!(
BUT
NOT TO MANY TIMES ..
What does it matter? It's a bra. It's under her school
dress. Most likely, it'll be white.
TRY VARIATIONS LIKE: IT WAS MADE OF SILK.. IT WAS
MADE OF COTTON BLABLABLA)
Oh sure, it was a white, see-thru lace bra. Just like
the REST of the lingerie she wears to school every
day.
I LIKE THE BUTTON THINGIE ... KEEP IT UP! BUT YOU
SHOULD LET RANMA KISS
AKANE'S BELLYBUTTON..
I could. But I didn't. Deal with it.
DAMNIT STOP PAINTING THE MALE SPECIE AS CLODS.. THIS
IS'N'T A PROBLEM EVEN
IF YOU ARE DRUNK. AND RANMA WITH ALL HIS EXPERIENCE
AND BEING A MARTIAL
ARTIST CERTAINLY WOULD BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT!
On the contrary. The Male Specie*S* _ARE_ clods. Ranma
doesn't want to ruin the moment. He's nervous. If you
had ANY experience, you'd know this. Unless you're one
of the people who think their Gods gift to women. If
so, then what the hell are you doing here?
WHAT COLOR WAS AKANE'S SKIRT? WHAT FABRIC?
Jeez, it was a tight, red, leather mini. Seriously,
this isn't a pervert fic. It was meant to come across
as a sensual, romantic fic.
DON'T USE THE WORD ATTACKED IT SOUNDS SO JUVENILE..
And of course, you would be the best judge of that.
NOW INSERT WHAT COLOR HER PANTIES ARE! ARE THEY
TANGA? WHAT FABRIC? LEATHER?
DOES THE PANTIES HAVE A ZIPPER?
Oh, good LORD.
MEN DON'T GROAN. THEY SNARL. BESIDES MEN ESPECIALLY
MATCHOTYPES LIKE RANMA
WOULD NEVER EVER REVEAL THAT THE WOMAN HAD GIVEN HIM
PLEASURE AS THIS WOULD
BE AN ACT OF WEAKNESS AND GIVEN THE WOMAN EQUAL
GROUND.
This is SEX, not a fight. And men _DO_ groan. There is
nothing wrong with letting a woman have equal ground
during sex. It's a consensual thing, usually. Maybe
you should have a little bit of experience before you
try another C&C.
BETWEEN THE FABRIC? NOW THAT'S JUST PLAIN STUPID IT
HAS NO WHATSOEVER EFFECT
OTHER THAN THAT AKANE'S BREAST GETS SORE. BUT MAYBE
SHE IS INTO PAIN?
Good LORD. What does that have to do with anything?
I'm only trying to convey that Ranma is aroused, and
Akane is REALIZING that fact.
YES?
I hate to break it to you, but you're no supreme
being.
WAS HE SITTING UP OR SOMETHING? OR DID HE JUST BRUSH
HER HAIR WITH HIS
FINGERTIPS? OH YEAH FORGOT.. RANMA SOMETIMES CALLS
HIMSELF MONKEYBOY..
No, that would be you. Keep away from the produce
lane.
GONZO THE GUITAR PLAYING BAND MEMBER SLID HIS
MUTATED
MEMBER THROUGH HER
SLITHERING SLIT MWAHAHAHAHA!
That's just disgusting. Besides, this is Ranma. Not
the muppets.
COME ON RANMA NOW ITS TIME TO USE THAT KI TECHNIQUE
YOU HAVE BEEN
PRACTICING... USE YOUR FINGERS MAN!
That's.. just...
GAH! I DON'T want to know.
RANMA: AAARGH HOW AM I NOW GOING TO KISS YOU... HMM
MAYBE THAT'S NOT SUCH A
GOOD IDEA CONSIDERING WERE YOUR MOUTH HAS BEEN...
*sigh*
I'm not even going to BOTHER explaining this one.
WHAT ARE YOU? A GIRL?
Well, technically, Ranma IS half-girl... Unless that
was directed at me. But I'm secure enough in my
masculinity that I could care less about that remark.
STOP ASKING MAN! YOU HAVE JUST EATEN HER PUSSY IF
SHE
REFUSES SEX NOW SHE IS
A HOE. BESIDES THERE IS NOTHING THAT KILLS A WOMANS
MOOD FASTER THAN A MAN
*ahem*. Once that stage of a relationship has been
attained, that may be as far as a woman (or man) is
willing to go. Orally. It is only polite and
respectful to ask your partner if they'd like to take
it one step further. Truthfully, I pity the woman who
would have to some day share a bed with you.
DOUBTING THAT SHE REALLY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
PROBABLY THE WOMAN WHEN YOU ASK HER ,AFTER DINNING,
IF ITS OKAY TO OFFER HER
A BANANA (MONKEYBOY..)... DAMNIT! FROM THE WOMANS
POV
ITS LIKE ASKING HER.
"HEY I HAVE MOLESTED YOU FEEL ASHAMED! I AM A WEAK
LOOSER THAT YOU GAVE YOUR
BODY TO! BLABLABLA
Living out fantasies, are we?
HOORAY WHIMPERS! I JUST LOVE WHEN A STRONG GIRL
CRIES..
You heard it here, first folks. He's obviously the
dominative type.
AKANE: NO I JUST CRY CAUSE the MASS WANTS ME
TOOOOOHHHHH AAAAAHHH PLEASE NOW
SHOVE A NAIL THROUGH MY EYEBALL, WILL YOU BE SO
KIND???
No direct insults... No direct insults... *sigh*...
Easier said than done.
SEE WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE LEARNED IF YOU PAYED
ATTENTION IN CLASS RANMA!
Just like you could have learned to spell if YOU had
paid attention in class?
GO! RANMA GO!!!
Now he's a cheerleader.
GOOD YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE MISTAKE AS A THOUSAND
STUPID
LEMON AUTHORS BEFORE
YOU.. THE IDIOTS THINKS THAT A WOMANS VIRGINITY IS A
BARRIER LIKE A WALL
THAT STANDS IN YOUR WAY �_�
How BLOODY... *ahem* Pick up a dictionary. Look up the
word 'hymen'. You'll learn a lot. The only reason I
never mentioned the blood or the actual breakage of
the barrier in this fic is because A. It would detract
from the sensuality I was trying to get across, and B.
Since Akane is a martial artist, her hymen most likely
would already have broken.
IF SHE WAS AS TIGHT AS YOU DESCRIBED HER, NOWAY SHE
WOULD FEEL THAT LITTLE
PAIN..
Yes, because of the breakage she already experience
during her martial arts training.
WE NEED MORE DESCRIPTION.. MORE SPICE!
Then go to the supermarket. I wrote this in under 90
minutes.
HOW ABOUT INSERTING THE WORD 'HUMP'?
What am I? A camel?
"THRUST ME AND LEAD" SAID THE AES SEDAI ^_^
Said the... WHO?
YOU MEAN LOIN.. NOT LOINS.. HE IS AFTER ALL ONLY
HUMAN
A persons 'loins' is basically the groinal area. Learn
english.
HOW ABOUT REPLACING THE WORD WOMB WITH VAGINA? WOMB
SOUNDS SO GAY..
*chokes it back*
No, I won't say it. He made it too easy for me.
THE FOLLOWING DAY...
AKANE:COME ON RANMA THERE IS NOBODY AROUND WE CAN
HAVE SEX AGAIN!!
AKANE'S JAW DROPS AS RANMA IN FEMALE FORM ENTERS HER
ROOM WEARING A LEATHER
SUIT AND A WHIP..
RANMA: I THOUGHT WE MIGHT TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT..
THE REDHEAD GIRL SAID WITH A WICKED GRIN O_O!
Redhead = anime. This is manga continuity. If you knew
ANYTHING at ALL about Ranma, you'd know this. And
that's just... vulgar.
SUGGESTION..
STOP BEING SUCH A CHICKEN WUSS!
Suggestion...
STOP USING CAPS!
Oh, and stop stealing insults from Playstation games.
*BOWS*
the MASS'ES APPLAUDS
A Mass of one, most likely. I'm sure that's a very
LARGE mass, though.
Note to FFML admins: I realize that may have bordered
on a flame, but so was his original post. Any further
replies *I* make will be done so in private.
And thanks to everyone who read the original post of
this so-called 'C&C' and laughed as hard as I did. :)
ttyl,
Todd Welldon, AKA 'Lunitik-Sama'
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