Hell.... Someone had to do it, so I may as well.....
* * * * * * * * *
Shinji walked out to the field, a bit surprised to see Kaji watering melons
as Angels fought in the background. "Yo, whatcha doing, Kaji?"
Kaji looked up, rather perplexed. "I.... I don't know. I thought I was
going to the cages, but.... Where am I, anyway?" he asked, taking in his
surroundings.
Shinji sweatdropped, and put his arm around Kaji's shoulder. "Well then,
come on... I'll get you inside, and we can go talk to Misato about taking
care of that Angel over there."
Walking past the garden, Shinji spied Kaoru watching the battle, his hands
idly in his pockets. Licking his lips, remembering the long nights they
spent together, Shinji waved over to him. "Yo, Kaoru. Interesting fight?"
he asked, pulling Kaji to a halt before he could wander off to Antartica.
Smiling to himself, Kaoru turned his head slightly, nodding to his friend.
"Very interesting. I'm amazed at Asuka's adeptness with that sword,
especially since she is so polite and unassuming otherwise. But it's Rei
that really took me by surprise."
Shinji and Kaji both looked at him skeptically. Rei was the very model of
quietness, you would never believe that she was an Eva Pilot.
"Yeah.... Apparently, her Eva is now decked out in bondage gear, of all
things, and she's running around with a whip.... It's..... entertaining....
to say the least."
Shinji cocked an eyebrow, not really believing it, until he saw the blue Eva,
leaping around in a tight black corset. "Oooookay......." he drawled.
Shinji started to walk back towards the main compound, then stopped. "Hey
Kaoru.... What are you doing out here, anyway? I mean, I thought you'd be
out in the thick of it."
"Ah ah ah..... That is a secret!" Kaoru winked.
Again Shinji sweatdropped.
(Scene with Gendo had to be omitted.... I found a list of his roles, but I
wasn't familiar enough with any of them....)
* * * * * * *
Wow.... This idea is harder then I thought.... I mean.... I'm trying to
keep them as in character as possible, but I'm kind of lost as to whether I
should keep them as Haruka trying to be Shinji, or Shinji with a lot of
Haruka's qualities.... Brain Draining...
And for Kaoru.... I REALLY wanted to use one role from an anime I've never
heard of before, but his part was labeled only as 'Young Boy', so it was
probably just a bit part anyway. But still, with an anime called 'Boku no
Sexual Harrassment'...... I couldn't find it anywhere!!! (Not that I really
looked....)
For anyone attempting to do this, get thee to Doi's Seiyuu Database.
And incase anyone is wondering..... These are the characters....
Shinji Ikari -- Haruka Teno
Ryuji Kaji -- Ryoga Hibiki
Kaoru Nagisa -- Xelloss
Asuka Soryu -- Kotetsu
Rei Ayanami -- Tira Misu
And then my brain exploded, leaving yummy, gummy bits all over the place....