This idea has so far produced about eleven pieces of predominantly one-line
spam, and no actual fanfics. There are no doubt infinite permutations
about what characters with which voice actors could be plugged into which
series, but the stories will not write themselves just because people keep
on making suggestions publicly and correcting one another as to which
character is which.
In the interest of ending this before it produces even more spam, I'm
banning the thread. If anyone does write a fanfic from the idea, the
posting of it and commentary upon it is still very welcome.
Thank you.
-Alan Harnum, FFML Moderation Team (What if Mike Loader were a lumberjack
fanfiction author?)