I started this as a joke in a notebook my friend and I keep. I normally write better than this, but keep in mind, this is supposed to be stupid. C & C welcome.
~Sailor Ranma
~*~*~*~
One day, Ranma said (for no apparent reason), "I am God." And he
lit his chi around him. Awe inspiring as it was, Akane proposed to
him and ShanPu and Ukyou became lesbians at his behest.
Ryouga then (rather stupidly), stole Akane away from 'that fiend
Saotome' to a Love Shack where he was going to make her his
by Egyptian Law. He was that kind of person.
Saotome of course went after him, saved Akane in the nick of time,
and beat the living shit out of Ryouga. Then he asked Ryouga to
become his pupil.
This brings up two questions, a)is shit living? and b)do you notice
a pattern here?
Ranma wanted to join his school to the Kuonjii's, then restoring
lesbian Ukyou's honor (to some extent).
Lesbian as she was, she asked the most virile man she could find
to give her a child.
Thus, Chibi-Happi was born.
TBC
(if you wish)