Ryoga P Hibiki wrote:
A really strange idea came to me today�
It could be worse...
Both true statements.
"Why didn't you just tell me you where cursed? I can take care of that!"
cried Akane triumphantly.
Ranma looked up at her in shock. "Really?"
"Sure, I've just got to do a few test first and I'm sure I can cure you,
well reasonably sure anyway," she flexed her arm and smiled at the two
men who simply gaped in shock. "After all, I am the greatest scientific
genius in the universe!"
Two small Akane puppets appeared on her shoulders cheering for her.
"Akane you're the greatest!" cried one of them.
"Akane you're the best!" agreed the other one.
"Akane, Akane, Akane! Hooraayyy!!" chimed the two in perfect unison.
Ranma stared at the scene in stunned and perverse fear. "I uuhh�"
"All we have to do now is get some samples!" squealed the girl excitedly
as she pulled out a foot long syringe and started towards the boy.
Ranma did the most sensible thing, he ran.
Typos and grammar aside...I can imagine this. But just a few open
issues:
* Kuno - most likely with a light saber by now, that is assuming he
survived Akane's experiments. (And a very convenient source of funds,
if Akane has unknowingly strung him along for years.)
* the Gos - Igor to Akane's Dr. Frankenstein, perhaps?
* Kodachi - among other possibilities, head of the Akane Relief
Movement, dedicated to protecting Nerima from a certain resident.
* Nabiki - science is many things, but when it works in just the right
way, it can be very profitable...if you've got the right marketer.
* Sayuri and Yuka - well, who do you *think* Akane would have picked to
be the puppets except her closest friends?
Now, if you just make Ukyo's family royalty, give Ukyo a tag-along
little sister, and power up Shampoo a bit...then again, maybe not; Ranma
Muyo's *been* done. (Though Kodachi as Mihoshi would be interesting.)
No, I will not continue this, no matter how you beg.
Aww...