TheLastChild
Cyber-Mouse 9000
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I wanted to take the one-hour challenge with an eva-ranma
crossover. I'm kinda new at Evangelion, but I
thought I'd just take a whack at it.


Chapter 1:
Part 1- Bottle Caps

    He closed the door behind him. He typed in the alarm
code and the entrance locked behind him. He let out the breath
he was holding and leaned back against
the wall and closed his eyes. He smiled. he let
out a sharp laughter as he stepped toward the controls.
    Ranma had actually made it past NERV security. Not
long ago, soon after finding that Shinji was
the new Eva pilot, Ryouga dared him to sneak in and take some
snapshots of an Eva. Ranma had his sights on something that
had just been going around on a rumor. He
heard that they were building a different Eva.
A new one. Ranma could just see the look on his face when he
whips out with some shots of the 9-01 model. At least that's
what everyone was calling it.
    Ranma switched one of the buttons on, and the shades
slowly opened, revealing a window. Beside
it, a door opened, leading into the larger room with the Eva.
He went in the door and gasped at the sight.
The robot was huge! Ranma shook his head. He wanted to get out
as soon as possible. He stepped up to the
platform and took out his camera. He knelt down and adjusted
the lenses. The model was more than he
hoped for. It was pure white except for the chest-plate, the
hands, and the legs which were black.
    "Wait til' Ryouga gets a load of this!" he said as the
pictures fell to the floor. He picked up a few
and waved them around, hoping they came out good. When they
developed, he stood up and began walking back toward the
exit. He paused a moment and looked
to his left. There was a where a door that
said *Eva Pilots Only!!*. He smirked and jogged over to it.
He typed in another set of numbers and the
door slided open on its own. Ranma looked around and saw the
pilot suits.
    "Oh cool!" he said. He put down his camera and grabbed
one of the suits from the hooks. After
looking over it, he threw off his clothes and slipped one on.
Luckily it was just his size. Ranma grabbed the
camera and took some shots of himself in the suit. He accidentally
kicked something with his foot. He
kicked up the box and opened it. There were two objects. He
recognized them as the devices that they wore
on their heads. He slipped them on carefully. He felt like a real
Eva pilot. He stepped out of the room and turned off the light.
Maybe he could keep the suit as a souvenir. It would be proof to
Ryouga that he had actually been there.
    Ranma took one last look at the Eva. He chuckled and ran
into the control room and pulled a lever.
The cockpit opened up and he ran outside and hopped in. He pulled
himself up and inside the Eva. He went
over and hopped in. He sat down in the seat. Then he remembered
that the camera was back inside the
room with the pilot suits. He stood up and went over to the opening,
but it closed, with him inside.
    "Oh man! What've I done!" he cried. "I'm gonna get caught
for sure!" Outside, an alarm sounded.
    A woman's voice went over the intercom.
    "Angel approaching! Send for the pilots!" Ranma screamed
again.
    "NO NO NO!" he said. "Not now! Not now!" Ranma fell back
against the chair and then straps
wrapped around him, securing him in the seat.
    A light on the handle blinked and a voice could be heard.
    "Shinji? Is that you? How'd you get here so fast? Why are
you in the new model?"
    "Uh... I uh..." Ranma said.
    "Oh nevermind. Are you ready?" asked the woman.
    "Ready for wh-" Then a fluid began flooding the cockpit.
Ranma began choking on the fluid.
Ranma's eyes widened as he turned female and he was able to breathe
it in. He was breathing in the water.
Whatever it was, it was weird.
    "What is this?" Ran-chan asked herself.
    "Hey! Who is this!!"
    "Uh..."
    "This isn't Shinji- Who ar-," The girl didn't have time to
finish her sentence. Ranma felt herself
scrunch down in her seat. The Eva was launching.
    "Aaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" she cried. "Oh my GAWD! Um gonna dyee!"
    "Who the hell is this!" Ran-chan panicked and just blurted out,
    "Ranko Saotome... I uh mean... Chikusho!" Ranko slapped herself
on the head.
    "How did you get in here!" cried the voice.
    "I.. uh..."
    "How did you get in here!
    "Um... I..."
    "Stop that!"
    "..." Ran-chan felt the Eva come to a stop.
    "We'll have to live with this for now..." said the voice.
"I'm Misato. Now listen. This Eva is attached
to your nerves. Understand?"  Ran-chan nodded. Ran-chan felt a
strange sensation in her head.
    "Okay that's a start. You just moved the Eva's head. Now,
try to walk. Take on step at a time,"
Misato said to her. Ran-chan nodded and concentrated on moving her
feet. The Eva began shaking.
    "Good. Now- Wait- what are you doing?" she screamed. Ran-chan
ignored her. Piloting was easier
than she thought.
    "I'm running," Ran-chan whispered. Ran-chan looked up at the
screen and saw an Angel right in
front oh her.
    "AAH!!" she cried. She instinctively threw a punch and felt
the mech move. As she opened her
eyes, the screen showed the Eva's arm in front of her, in the very
position her own was. She bent her fingers
and watched the fingers of the mech move as well.
    "Watch out!" Misato said. Ranma looked up and saw the Angel
grab the chest-plate. Ran-chain felt
a pain run through her body.
    "Pain! Augh!" she said. Ran-chan imagined the Eva sidekick
the Angel. She opened her eyes, and
saw it doing exactly as she pictured it. The Angel released its
grip. The pain eased and Ran-chan sighed.
    The Angel shot a blast at Ran-chan. Ran-chan formed her
hands in a ball and said,
    "Mouko Takabisha!" Somehow, the power was forming in the
Eva's hands and she shot it out just
in time for it to stop the blast. The impact was too close and the
Eva was knocked down.
    "OOW!" Ran-chan said.
    "How did you do that!?" Misato yelled.
    "I dunno!"
    "Okay just get up..."
    "Okay...," said Ran-chan. But before she could get the
Eva up, The angel jumped on the Eva and
began ripping away at the abdomen.
    "MIISSAATOO!!" Ran-chan cried.
    "That is IT!" Ran-chan yelled. She grabbed what looked
like the Angel's neck and threw it off.
    "Kochou Tenshin Amaguriken!!!" The Eva jumped up and
let loose a flurry of punches that
managed to keep up with Ran-chan's.
    "It's getting so hot!"
    "You're overheating the Eva, you IDIOT!!!"  The Angel
stumbled back.
    "Watch out for the umbilical cord! The cord!" Misato
said. Ran-chan looked down and saw the
cord wrapped around the foot. The Eva fell forward and landed
on the Angel. The point on the head of the
Eva pierced the jewel on the Angel's face. It let out a pathetic
cry and finally went silent.
    "Ranko... are you there? Are you okay?" asked Misato.
Ran-chan didn't answer. All she felt was
pain. Pain in her chest, pain in her stomach, pain in her head
and arms...
    "Ranko... talk back to me," said Misato. Ran-chan looked
at her hands. She thought she saw blood
coming from it, but it was only her imagination.
    "Talk to me, Ranko. Are you okay?" she asked.
    "RANKO!!" she cried. "Check her life-signs. Is she alive?
-yes. She's alive why?- well she's not
responding.." She listened to the conversation between Misato
and another commander. Ran-chan felt the
urge to cry. (I'm not going to cry.) His female emotions were
strong and tears began to flow from his eyes.
They were lost in the fluid that surrounded him.
    "Misato?"
    "Ranko! Thank God you're okay!"
    "Misato?"
    "Yes?"
    "How could Shinji survive this?" asked Ran-chan silently.
    "I'm not sure he does," Misato replied... Silence...
Ran-chan closed her eyes. She hangs her head and the last things
she heard was the mechanical noises of
the rescue units, rushing to get her out of the mech.






Well? Whadda u think? C&C is welcome! (ps: Go easy on me! My first post!)
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