Well, I've read a couple of improfics/impromanga on
certain lists that have a "Party" themed story, where
various list members would SI themselves into the
story. Just wondering if this was a good idea or not.
Anyway, I have 2 filler stories below so as not to
make this total spam. One is a variation of my
sister's idea for "Beyond Forms" that we're toying
around with, while the other is just one of those
weird ones, one gets sitting in front of the computer
programming all day. Anyway, I hope you enjoy.
~ Kahlil N.
The Anything goes Ranma 1/2 fanfic page:
http://www.geocities.com/tokyo/temple/9371
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Alt Beyond Forms / The Switching Game
by Kahlil Noriega
13 years ago...
The Tendo yard, by the Koi pond, late in the
afternoon...
"Then it is agreed..."
"Yes Soun, I promise to raise and train your daughter
along side my son."
"It comforts my heart to hear that, old friend.
*cough*cough*" Soun replied as lay on his bed Genma
held his pale hand in between both of his. A strong
vow among brother's of the Art.
Outside, standing on the green grass of the garden,
young Ranma fidgeted. Hands behind his back as his
left foot tried to dig a hole on the ground, and gave
the fathers a curious glance now and then. Beside
them, kneeling close to the sick old man's head was a
young girl about his age, while three other girls sat
on the opposite side of the bed. One older, their
mother he thought, while the others would be the young
girl's sisters he guessed, with faces on the brink of
breaking into tears. He looked away, uncomfortable
with the situation and gave the young girl one last
glance, he felt her sadness the most.
***
"Papa..."
"Akane?"
"Papa, I'm here..."
"Akane, you listen well to your uncle Genma's
teachings, alright. Make your Daddy proud."
"I...I will papa...I will be strong for you, rest
now."
"I know you will..."
There was much weeping then...
***
Jusenkyou, China...
"So this is the training ground, it doesn't look so
bad. What do you think Akane?"
"Well, according to this map, this is the legendary
training grounds of Jusenkyo..."
"And..."
"Well, the rest is in Chinese and I can't read it."
"Figures, stupid old man, why'd you have to buy a map
that's in Chinese."
"Hey it was a bargain. Anyway, let's begin your
training." Genma said as he leaped up to land on one
of the poles sticking out of a spring.
"Come on you two..." Genma taunted from above.
Giving each a other a quick glance and a smirk, both
teenagers leaped up to land on separate poles, eager
to kick their father/uncle's fat-ass.
A quick fight and kick by both teenagers sent Genma
falling into the springs below as both said teenagers
landed on nearby poles.
"That was easy..."
"Your getting old for your age old - What the!"
>From out of the pool, Genma fell in, out came a huge
black and white panda who nimble landed on a pole.
Genma eyed the two shocked teens, oblivious of his
current form and gave the shocked teenagers a double
clothes line sending both screaming towards an
unmarked pool.
SPLASH
"Ugh...Ahh..." Both teens cried as their heads broke
through the surface of the water.
As both teens stepped out of the water, Akane felt a
little strange, somehow she felt significantly taller
and lighter in some places while heavier in some, her
chinese clothes did not fit right. Plus thae fact
that Akane was standing in front of her in Ranma's
clothes...
And that...wait a minute...me, I, standing there...
Ranma felt the same things Akane felt, though
differently, he felt shorter but somehow felt stronger
a little heavy top wise and - a man's scream cut
through his thoughts abruptly as he turned and saw
himself screaming... wait a minute here...
"What the hell is going on!" Akane in Ranma's body
screamed as she...no...he looked at an equally puzzled
Akane.
"Oh this is strange yes, you fall into blank
spring..." The Jusenkyo guide said walking up to them.
"What happened to us?" Akane asked the strange man as
he looked at them both. He then produced a kettle of
hot water and poured in over Akane/FormRanma's head
giving her and Ranma's correct form back.
"This is strange, he changes into you body when
splashed with cold water, triggering you curse to turn
into his body and that hot water give you back your
original body and give him his original body."
"This is strange thing no?"
"Is there are a cure?"
"No cure..."
"Wha...what? my life is over..." Akane whispered,
trying to understand.
"This never happen before, usually Jusenkyo effect
only same person, cold water change person to curse
form while hotwater change back. Me never heard of
switching bodies before. Must be new effect of blank
spring, must go and write this down!" The guide said
as he walked towards the hut.
Akane began to fume, and when Akane gets angry,
well...
"Ranma this is -- " And her jaw dropped at what she
saw.
"Wow Akane, I knew you were flat, but I never knew you
were that _flat_..." Ranma said, giving his new body a
good feel.
"Pervert! Stop touching my body!"
POW!
~ tbc?...
Miscellaneous scenes:
Furinkan high:
Kuno is inbetween Ranma and Akane, and right now Kuno
is salivating over Akane and is steadily approaching
her.
"Akane Tendo my love..."
"I don't need this, Ranma you can have him." Akane
spat as she took out a glass of cold water and poured
it over herself turning into Ranma causing Ranma to
turn into Akane.
"Oh it's you Saotome, where is my goddess Akane
Tendo?"
"Behind you." Akane/FormRanma replied as Kuno turned
around to find a striken Ranma/FormAkane and quickly
moved to embrace her.
"Oh no, two can play at that game..." Ranma/FormAkane
said and poured a glass of water on herself prompting
the change.
"No you have him!"
Splash
"No you!"
Splash
"No you!"
"Argh! Curse you Saotome, everytime I am about to
fondl - cough - I mean grace my goddess Akane Tendo
with my love, you vehemently come inbetween us!" Kuno
cried, pointing his bokken at Akane/FormRanma.
~ fini
Second Idea:
A game of tag
by Kahlil Noriega
A temporary cure for the Jusenkyou Curse which the
guide had fortunately left out:
To temporarily remove a curse, you have to kiss
someone, the lenght of time the curse is turned off is
proportional to the lenght of the kiss. i.e, a quick
peck might afford the cursed person about a day of
being uncursed, while a full french kiss would lift
the curse for a week.
So in effect as it applies to the cast...
Ryouga: Ranma kiss me now!
Ranko: Why me!
Ryouga: Cause there is no one else. If I have to pass
this curse to someone, it might as well be you. So
pucker up!
Ranko: No way!
And the chase went on and on...
^_^
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