Subject: [FFML] [C&C][Ranma] Ranma's Horrible Secret - Part 4
From: "Nibun Yuri" <nibunyuri@hotmail.com>
Date: 3/3/2000, 10:42 PM
To: "FFML" <ffml@fanfic.com>


"Foul sorcerer! Today, thou shalt learn the terrible cost of
defying justice! For the vengeance of Heaven is nigh! Come
forth and feel the righteous wrath of Tatewaki Kuno, the
Blue Thunder of Furinkan High School, and know defeat! For
thou shalt surely be forced free the wondrously lovely Akane
Tendo and the most beauteous Pig-Tailed Girl from thy foul
demonic clutches today!"

Everything in that paragraph is pure Kunou, in my opinion, but, likewise--
which means, in my opinion-- the Todays kinda null some of that Kunou-istic
feel.  :(

Ranma looked confused for a second, then he nodded in
agreement. "You're right! I can't fight Kuno anymore! At
this point, it's like picking on a little kid!"

::hooting with laughter.  Literally::

"Suicide usually is, Pig-Boy. Why you try to do self in?"

The first sentence kinda sounds too, um, un-Shampoo-ish...  It sounds like a
real sentence-- no lack of verbs or adjectives or nuthin'!  ::GASP!::
Second one's good; for the first, how 'bout "Suicide usually like that" and
then Pig-Boy, if you must.  Pig-Boy sounds like Ranma...  ^^;;  Shampoo does
call him by Ryouga, you know...  I think it was in one of the movies that I
remember her voice saying his name best.

Shampoo hopped off her bike and landed feet first on Ryoga's
head, driving his face into the ground. "Perhaps it help to
talk to friendly face?" she said sweetly, smiling.

"Mrph," Ryoga replied.

"YAY, SHAMPOOOOOOO!!" the wind howled.  ;D

"Hey! What's with you, Ukyo?!?"

I doubt that Nabiki would ever be forced to resort to ?!? or a !  ::nose
wrinkles::  Unless Nabiki's like that in the Japanese version; Daddy won't
let me get the subtitled movies...

"<gasp> <gasp> Ukyo thinks I'm trying to - BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-
HA-HA-HA!!!"

Oh, stop!  >:D  You're making me snicker, too!

"OH MY GOD!" someone cried. "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!"

Likewise, when a schoolgirl goes without a crush-- something is dreadfully
wrong with the Universe.  ;)  Or so a friend of mine says.

"So what?!? Shampoo turn into cat - not have kittens!!"

But my mommy had a cow when I stayed out a half hour too late, once.  <:)
And my mommy doesn't turn into anything-- 'cept a worrywort, but worryworts
don't have cows, do they?  ...Oh, wait, yes, they do, and they have kittens,
too.  ^^;;

"Gotta go, Pig-Boy!" Shampoo said, hopping on her bike.
"Bai-bai!"

Gotta go ain't Shampoo-chan!!  :(

Ukyo saw the label; 'Recommended For Pregnant Women'.

"YEEK!! IT'S TRUE!!" Ukyo exclaimed, her eyes bugging out.

"Keep it down!" Ranma said. "I don't want the whole world to
know! Everyone who finds out starts treatin' me funny!"

MWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!

"I didn't do it!" Akane said. "Genma did it!"

"I thought it was just more training," Ranma said. "I didn't
know anything was wrong until the damn thing penetrated."

::pale-faced::

Anyhoo, DANG!  This is funny!!  :D  I want MORE, MAN, MORE!!


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