Do not read this unless you're watching lesbian porn.....no wait a minute
that's not right. Please disreguard the prior statement. What I ment to
say was don't read this unless you like crude humor.
Now the thought has recently occured to me that Pokemon would be much
funnier if the word Pokemon was replaced with Assmaster. Below are some
scenes to prove this point.
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(Ash is seen pointing his pokedex at Pikachu)
Pokedex: Pikachu the electric Assmaster
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(Ash is at a gym and is about to enter battle.)
Ash: My name is Ash Ketchum and I'm here to challenge the leader of this
gym to an Assmaster battle.
Brock: Fine, just so you know this is a rock type assmaster gym. We will
each choose one Assmaster each for
battle
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(Team rocket upon first seeing goldduck)
Jessie and James: Hey it's that new blue Assmaster.