Well I looked on a archive site and I didn't see parts
6 or 7 up so it made me doubt that my submissions
worked, so I signed up for a new adress and are
reposting 6 and 7. Part 8 is coming soon...just as
soon as I finish some really boring and long stuff for
school. And now on with the FICS!!
DoCo � Part VI
The Truth
Disclaimer: All the standard no profit stuff should go
in here, however, I�m to lazy to open up a previous
fic and copy and paste the disclaimer in�so now I�m
typing more then I wanted to, for absolutly no reason
at all. Damn�I just took up way more time than I would
have copying and pasting the junk in. Okay and now on
with the author�s notes, followed by the fic.
Authors Notes: Well this fic was a little bit of a
while in coming�not that long though. But anyway I�m
typing this a little slow because I have a broken
finger (or its jammed, don�t really know for sure) but
it still hurts and I can�t type with it. So now I have
to type slower. Oh well and now on with the fic.
Fic Starts:
Camera (its back, finally. Thanks to Nile.com ((making
fun of Amazon.com. See.)) for supplying the great new
camera, with night-vision.) Fade in on the Cat Caf�.
Cologne: Shampoo what did you do with the ancient
magic bra I had? I was trying to stop Happosai from
getting it. Did it fall into his hands?
Shampoo: No great grandmother I gave it to Ranma.
Cologne: You what??!!
Shampoo: Why something wrong with that?
Cologne: Well other than the fact that that bra can
make someone act entirely like a girl�it could also
make the wearer�well�I�m not really sure how to say
this but�if the wearer gets pregnant, or actually
falls in love with a male he or she will stay a girl
forever. And for Ranma there would be no changing him
back�Well that�s not exactly true�you could splash him
with water from the Spring of Drowned Man but he would
still think he was born a girl.
Shampoo: Don�t worry great grandmother, he won�t
really fall in love with a man�
Cologne: Shampoo�the bra makes its wearer act
completely like a girl�it doesn�t matter what he was
like before the bra�it matters with what he�s like
with it on!!
Shampoo: They�re any way I can stop it?
Cologne: No and yes. You could in theory try to keep
him as a boy the whole month that he will act like a
girl.
Shampoo: Hiyah, I can�t do that. Ranma still too
skilled, and now that he think he girl he have no
problem fighting girls�I would lose.
Cologne: True. But still, I can�t help you however
Shampoo, you entered into this with your stupidity its
your responsibility as an Amazon to protect your
fianc�e you�ve never had to do it before but you need
to do it now.
Shampoo: I try.
Cologne: Just make sure you succeed. For your sake.
Camera: Shampoo runs out of the restaurant and sets
off to find Ranma. Fade out.
Okay lets stop for just a moment. I just want to
emphasize a few things: 1. I�m not going to make Ranma
get pregnant, or have sex any time during this fic. 2.
I�m not a pervert. In the Ranma universe this story
line could happen. 3. No�this fic will still be about
DoCo. Just not this part. The next one will.
Camera: Fade in on the Tendou Dojo. As usual there
seems to be a lot of activity going on inside the
house. Albeit, of a somewhat different kind than
usual�
Ranma-Chan: Hmm�what do you think I should wear Akane?
The blue blouse looks nice or the white dress�hmm what
a choice. Which do you think I look better in?
Akane: Ranma�
Ranma-Chan: Ahem�
Akane: Oh sorry Ranko I really can�t help you with
this tonight�I have to�do something. Ask Kasumi she
would probably be able to help you out better.
Camera: Akane gets up and quickly exits the room.
Ranma-Chan: Aww�she�s just jealous that I got a date
and that a tomboy like her can�t get�
Akane: I heard that Ranko!
Camera: A giant�and I mean giant hammer flies through
the air strikes Ranma-Chan directly in the leg and
then flies back out the window.
Ranma-Chan: Damn it Akane�look you ruined a perfectly
good dress!
Akane: Arghh!!! This is driving me crazy!
Camera: Akane again leaves the room. Fade out. Fade in
on a lone and I mean lone man walking the streets. He
is wearing a yellow bandana and�do I really have to go
on�we all know who it is.
Ryouga: Oh come on finish it up. I like being
described out. Come on.
Camera: Fine (yes it�s a talking AI (artificial
intelligence) camera.). He his carrying a red umbrella
and seems to be looking around for something.
Ryouga: Well I know I�m in Nerima. The only time you
hear cameras and narrators talking is in Nerima. Well,
that and the fact that that sign says I�m in Nerima.
Sign: Welcome to Nerima. Looking for martial arts
fighters? Brides? Cursed people? Dojos? Ramen?
Okonomiyaki? You can find it here. Oh and don�t forget
to visit our number one attraction in this city�Ranma
Saotome. ---Nerima tourism board.
Ryouga: Okay I think if I keep following this road I
will get to the dojo by tomorrow morning. That�s
factoring in my getting lost of course. If my sense of
direction was better I would be there within a day. Oh
well.
Camera: Fade out. And now a commercial break (a funny
one).
Pokemon Announcer Guy: Hello folks�welcome to the
grand opening of the Pokemon Mind Controlling Plant.
Any Pokemon Trainers that come here will be given a
free Pokemon badge.
Voices: No way. There�s no way were letting this place
exist for a second more. All of us together will
destroy it!!!
Weapons of Characters in order of use at the
destruction of the Pokemon Mind Controlling Plant: 1.
Eva Units 0, 1, and 2�s guns. 2. A nuclear explosion
courtesy of Dragon Ball Z. 3. Another nuclear
explosion courtesy of the US Government. 4. Multiple
Dragon Sprit Capture Star Sword attacks from Phantom
Quest. 5. A few bombs courtesy of the Furinkan High
School and Columbine High School bomb departments.
Hmm�that looks to be the start of a good rivalry. 6. A
giant Chi Blast from Ranma �. 7. A couple of Sailors
blowing up stuff (god even Smoon helped out. That�s
scary. Very scary.) courtesy of the Sailor freaks. 8.
A few good blasts from Gundam. 9. A few kills by
Michael Myers (which was resurrected for the occasion,
and then promptly killed again.). 10. A few good New
York Islanders fan riots (After they are in the bottom
of the Eastern Conference for yet another year.). 11.
An extremely nice aragami, from Blue Seed, knocked
down about half the complex. 12. And the coup de grace
was delivered with a Giga Slave, and a Ragna Blade by
Lina Inverse.
Pokemon Announcer Guy: NO!!!! You destroyed the plant.
Well no matter we still have one in Japan.
Voices: Not for long�we have the power of frequent
flier miles!!! HAHA!!!
Now back to the show�
Camera: Fade in on the upper floor of the Tendou Dojo�
Ranma-Chan walks into Akane rooms with a small
question�
Ranma-Chan: Hey Akane can I borrow some makeup for
tonight?
Akane: You want what?
Ranma-Chan: Well I mean all I can find is this eye
shadow and�
Akane: Here, now get out!
Ranma-Chan: Okay thanks.
Ranma-Chan closes Akane�s door.
Akane: Great, well Nabiki looks like your idea is
really working. Exactly like a girl for a month�just
great�
Shampoo: So pervert girl talks to self as well? That
not good, show mental illness. Sign of suicide (see
educational).
Akane: What do you want Shampoo, I�m not really in the
mood�
Shampoo: Oh just wondering if you want to help save
Ranma�
Akane: From what?
Shampoo: Just acting like girl for rest of life.
Akane: What?
Shampoo: If Ranma get pregnant, or fall in love with
man, he will be she forever. The curse will go bye,
bye. Luckily my Ranma would not fall in love with man.
Akane: He�s going on a date tonight Shampoo.
Shampoo: With who?
Akane: Kunou.
Shampoo: He love?
Akane: Not really. I just think he�s doing it out of
respect.
Shampoo: Why?
Akane: Well he did try to save him from us putting the
bra on him.
Shampoo: Oh�So you help stop date?
Akane: I really don�t think that he loves him so I
don�t see a point�
Shampoo: Then spy.
Akane: He�s done that to me more than enough times�I�m
not going to do the same to him.
Shampoo: Fine then I do by self.
Akane: Sure fine. Leave!
Shampoo leaves the room.
Camera: Fade out.
Camera: Fade in on downstairs of Tendou dojo. All
looks correct, except for the fact that Ranma-Chan has
a dress, makeup, and well you get the picture on.
Ranma-Chan: Well he�s late by a minute.
Knock.
Ranma-Chan gets up and walks over to the door, and
opens it.
Kunou: Hello my pony tailed goddess, it is now exactly
8:00 according to the atomic clock.
Ranma-Chan: Umm�sure�lets go.
Kunou: Okay my love I have it all planned. Come and
get into the Kunou carriage.
Ranma-Chan: You have a carriage?
Kunou: Of course, it is only a small portion of the
vast Kunou estate.
Ranma-Chan: (thinks) Man if I married this guy I�d be
rich...hmmm�
Kunou: So ready?
Ranma-Chan: Sure.
The carriage starts off going South and runs by a man
walking along with a yellow bandana.
Ryouga: Excuse me ma�am and sir which way to the
Tendou dojo?
Ranma-Chan: Oh hi Ryouga, it�s just up that way. Just
keep going straight.
Ryouga: Thanks Ranma.
Carriage rides on.
Ryouga: Wait a minute that was Ranma. Wearing makeup.
Okay let me think a minute. First of all I have to
remind myself that this is Nerima. Okay that done let
me think of any possible reasons Ranma would be
wearing a dress and makeup. Okay first of all that
could just be someone that looks like Ranma. Or wait a
minute, it was that bra thing. Oh yeah! That�s it.
Guess it worked. Now I have Akane all to myself!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!
Camera: Water splashes as Shampoo runs by following
the carriage. However, Ryouga gets his umbrella up to
block the water just in time.
Ryouga: Okay lets not get too excited. Now just keep
going straight she said.
Camera: Ryouga continues to go straight until he
reaches the Tendou dojo.
Ryouga: I�m back. I�ve found it again! Ahh�
Camera: Timer by hose is counting down. 5�4�3�2�1�0!
Whoosh!!! An automatic sprinkler system starts up.
Ryouga: Damn it!
Camera: Ryouga jumps into the air blocks a few jets
with his umbrella and lands gracefully on top of a
rock. Ironically, the rock was slippery and he falls
in the koi pond.
P-Chan: Oink!
Camera: Fade out.
To Be Continued (was there a doubt?).
Authors Note: Okay I�ve decided on a new format each
on the next part will come after that part in the
fanfic. So after the authors notes and on the next
parts we will get to Booming Voice VS Evil Female
Narrator, followed by its trailers and then its notes,
and then Slayers Bits. Okay so let me finish with the
authors notes for this section now. I was going to
make this fic a lot longer but I decided that more
people would like it if I broke the date scene off
into a separate fic. Don�t worry. Christmas break is
coming. The next fic will be done before next year
(not the millenium or century until 2001). It will be
typed up completely with a laptop that I�m getting for
Christmas. So the next fic you see by me will be typed
on a laptop. Also I would just like to apologize to
all the Pokemon fans�on second thought�no�go home! I
hate you all Pokemon trainers! Die and burn in the
eternal fire of Hades!!! Okay thank you for reading
and goodnight�well at least for this section.
On the next DoCo �:
Read the full date scene.
Read the attempt at breaking the bras spell.
Read why the bra was actually created.
All on the next DoCo � part 7 The Date.
Booming Voice VS Evil Female Narrator starts now:
Evil Female Narrator: So Booming Voice we meet again.
I�ve reached your palace and gotten in! Now prepare to
die!
Camera: The narrator walks around for a while looking
for the Booming Voice. When she comes upon some
cookies.
Sign: Dear Santa here I left you some cookies. Have
fun and leave me some presents.
--Booming Voice.
Evil Female Narrator: HAHA that baby! I�ll eat them
myself!
Camera: Evil Female Narrator eats all the cookies.
Evil Female Narrator: Ahh�I feel weird.
Booming Voice: That�s because I put arsenic in those
cookies.
Evil Female Narrator: You!! Damn you!
Booming Voice: Well nighty night. It won�t kill you
but at least I can trap you again. Hmm�what to use
now. I know I�ll trap you in an ice crystal.
Goro-Pika!!
Goro-Pika: Pika??
Booming Voice: Go fetch Lina Inverse.
Goro-Pika: Pika.
Camera: A few minutes later.
Lina: Yeah what do you want Fra�I mean Booming Voice.
Booming Voice: Could you please trap her in an ice
crystal.
Lina: Sure. You do have payment, right?
Booming Voice: Yeah a bottle of Poland Spring Water.
(Read PokeKombat to get what that means.)
Lina: Really?!!
Booming Voice: Yup freeze her and I�ll give it to you!
Lina: Ok. Ice arrow!
Camera: Evil Female Narrator freezes into a block of
ice.
Booming Voice: Okay here you go!
Camera: Booming voice throws Lina the bottle of Poland
Springs Water.
Lina: Thank you.
Camera: Lina walks off.
Booming Voice: Goro-Pika put her in the freezer
please.
Goro-Pika: Pika!
End Booming Voice VS Evil Female Narrator.
On the next Booming Voice VS Evil Female Narrator:
Read�I�m not telling you. Just guess. I�m not spoiling
it. Lets just say it will be the longest one ever!
All on the next Booming Voice VS Evil Female Narrator.
Start Slayers Bits:
Lina: I got the Poland Spring Water!!
Amelia: Really Miss. Lina from who?
Lina: The writer!
Zelgadis: The writer actually did something nice. Wow
my god.
Lina: Yeah. The question is how do I open this thing.
Gourry: Here let me try.
Camera: Gourry cuts off the whole top of the container
with the sword of light.
Lina: Well that worked. Okay now where�s that cream?
Amelia: Here Miss. Lina.
Lina: Okay now what does this thing say! No!!!
Amelia: What is it Miss. Lina.
Lina: The cream�s directions are in a different
language!
Zelgadis: Well, we could always bring it to Xellos, he
knows some old languages.
End Slayers Bits.
On the next Slayers Bits:
Read about Lina going and visiting Xellos.
All on the next Slayers Bits.
Authors Note: Okay I�m not going to write Zel � at
this time. Your going to have to wait till the summer
when I have a lot of time off from school. At that
time I will write Zel � you are just going to have to
wait for the summer of 2000. Sorry. But that�s what
I�ve decided.
By Frank Rice
Finished on: 12/20/1999 4:10 PM.
Revised on: 12/20/1999 4:26 PM.
End all of DoCo � Part 6. There�s nothing after this.
I told you that there was nothing after that point.
Go on stop reading now!
There�s nothing more.
STOP!!!!!
Okay fine be that way�
Scott Gomez, John Madden, Brian Rafalski get use to
those names hockey fans�get use to those names!
HAHAHA!!! They'll win the cup too.
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